Pinned
some people shouldn’t be allowed electricity
a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai
September 29, 2026 at 12:04 PM
some people shouldn’t be allowed electricity
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I’d take an earbud out for you.
September 28, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I’d take an earbud out for you.
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if men are so great then why do we say “oh brother” when we’re exasperated?
did you think about that
did you think about that
September 28, 2026 at 4:12 AM
if men are so great then why do we say “oh brother” when we’re exasperated?
did you think about that
did you think about that
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[on my way to the mistake store] feels like i might be headed for some mistakes
September 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
[on my way to the mistake store] feels like i might be headed for some mistakes
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HABITUAL CONTEMPT DOESN'T REFLECT A FINER SENSIBILITY
September 21, 2026 at 3:44 AM
HABITUAL CONTEMPT DOESN'T REFLECT A FINER SENSIBILITY
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MUCH WAS DECIDED BEFORE YOU WERE BORN
September 23, 2026 at 4:16 PM
MUCH WAS DECIDED BEFORE YOU WERE BORN
so what bits are we doing today folks
September 28, 2026 at 4:23 AM
so what bits are we doing today folks
not beating the sui eyes allegations one bit
here is Duncan Trussell warning the comedians working at the Onion/Infowars that they are traitors who might get put to the guillotine
September 28, 2026 at 4:21 AM
not beating the sui eyes allegations one bit
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a watched post never bangs
September 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
a watched post never bangs
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porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
September 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
if men are so great then why do we say “oh brother” when we’re exasperated?
did you think about that
did you think about that
September 28, 2026 at 4:12 AM
if men are so great then why do we say “oh brother” when we’re exasperated?
did you think about that
did you think about that
i’ve always known i was double brained
not like those single wits out there
not like those single wits out there
September 22, 2026 at 1:54 AM
i’ve always known i was double brained
not like those single wits out there
not like those single wits out there
and you are a mother sauce baby
It’s a bitch of a world out there overflowing with mind bending misery but one bright spot is when chefs talk about ‘mother sauces’
September 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
and you are a mother sauce baby
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UFO Disclosure happened in 1994
June 15, 2026 at 3:24 PM
UFO Disclosure happened in 1994
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When John Lennon died they found 40 pounds of music in his colon
September 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
When John Lennon died they found 40 pounds of music in his colon
i was led to believe it would be more important in adulthood to memorize what my friends did last summer but it’s never come in handy even once
September 18, 2026 at 2:58 AM
i was led to believe it would be more important in adulthood to memorize what my friends did last summer but it’s never come in handy even once
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trying this new thing where i am always correct
September 18, 2026 at 12:25 AM
trying this new thing where i am always correct
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shitpost so big your pants fit better after you skeet it
September 18, 2026 at 1:28 AM
shitpost so big your pants fit better after you skeet it
me at the ballgame: and that’s the ballgame
September 18, 2026 at 2:52 AM
me at the ballgame: and that’s the ballgame
kid invented a whole new onomatopoeia for fart and you’re trying to tell me excellence is dead???
in 20 years we’ll all be working for her or dead by her hand
in 20 years we’ll all be working for her or dead by her hand
Buddy of mine asked me to post the drawing my youngest daughter, then age 4, made of a fart.
September 16, 2026 at 3:32 AM
kid invented a whole new onomatopoeia for fart and you’re trying to tell me excellence is dead???
in 20 years we’ll all be working for her or dead by her hand
in 20 years we’ll all be working for her or dead by her hand
not the whorephans!!!
a friend whose opinion I respect: sucker punch is awful
me, shoving my stuff into the closet and covering it up with trash: haha yeah it's very bad
friend: it's both ableist/saneist and sexist
me: yes. true
friend: I don't know how anybody could like it
me, nervously: hahaha. yeah. same me too
me, shoving my stuff into the closet and covering it up with trash: haha yeah it's very bad
friend: it's both ableist/saneist and sexist
me: yes. true
friend: I don't know how anybody could like it
me, nervously: hahaha. yeah. same me too
September 16, 2026 at 3:31 AM
not the whorephans!!!
this is like the “blah blah would kill a victorian child” thing but for gen z now
they’d expire trying to park this thing
power steering? you wish honeybun, a parallel park would SNAP your fucken GUNS bro
they’d expire trying to park this thing
power steering? you wish honeybun, a parallel park would SNAP your fucken GUNS bro
September 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
this is like the “blah blah would kill a victorian child” thing but for gen z now
they’d expire trying to park this thing
power steering? you wish honeybun, a parallel park would SNAP your fucken GUNS bro
they’d expire trying to park this thing
power steering? you wish honeybun, a parallel park would SNAP your fucken GUNS bro
“fuck tinder just go to a bar”
bitch the guys will quote anchorman and the office at me there too!!!
bitch the guys will quote anchorman and the office at me there too!!!
September 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
“fuck tinder just go to a bar”
bitch the guys will quote anchorman and the office at me there too!!!
bitch the guys will quote anchorman and the office at me there too!!!