Paul Hayward
@trashmad.bsky.social
@dukenfield.bsky.social looks like you need to up your game in record shop customer service...
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May 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
@dukenfield.bsky.social looks like you need to up your game in record shop customer service...
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Cigarettes & Pepto Bismol: Liam Gallagher performs the Pepto Bismol advert (2025) youtube.com/shorts/tJuNP... #Oasis #peptobismol #liamgallagher
Cigarettes & Pepto Bismol: Liam Gallagher performs the Pepto Bismol advert (2025)
YouTube video by MrJoeGooch
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January 4, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Cigarettes & Pepto Bismol: Liam Gallagher performs the Pepto Bismol advert (2025) youtube.com/shorts/tJuNP... #Oasis #peptobismol #liamgallagher
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Truly shocking that Rachel Reeves had the audacity to call herself the U14 girls chess champions when she won the U14 girls chess championship but some bloke thought she was talking about something else.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Truly shocking that Rachel Reeves had the audacity to call herself the U14 girls chess champions when she won the U14 girls chess championship but some bloke thought she was talking about something else.
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getting a lot of haters talking shit about my set at the epstein island comedy festival, as if those young women don’t deserve to see me do stand up
October 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
getting a lot of haters talking shit about my set at the epstein island comedy festival, as if those young women don’t deserve to see me do stand up
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
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"I 'ate that immigrant duck!"
October 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"I 'ate that immigrant duck!"
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This is a great joke, and no doubt funnier than anything that will be allowed on the stage in Riyadh. The only way these comics can redeem themselves is to say something that actually gets them in serious trouble with the authorities. And they’ve literally promised not to.
You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.
September 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This is a great joke, and no doubt funnier than anything that will be allowed on the stage in Riyadh. The only way these comics can redeem themselves is to say something that actually gets them in serious trouble with the authorities. And they’ve literally promised not to.
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Private Eye - the BBC and Tory piss-weasel Chris Mason 🤣
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Private Eye - the BBC and Tory piss-weasel Chris Mason 🤣
Brilliant
September 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Brilliant
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Customer feedback this week;
‘Please can you get some more diversity at the National Trust by encouraging more hot men to visit.’
Ideas for how we do this v welcome. Nothing too racy please - we are the National Trust not the National Tryst.
‘Please can you get some more diversity at the National Trust by encouraging more hot men to visit.’
Ideas for how we do this v welcome. Nothing too racy please - we are the National Trust not the National Tryst.
September 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Customer feedback this week;
‘Please can you get some more diversity at the National Trust by encouraging more hot men to visit.’
Ideas for how we do this v welcome. Nothing too racy please - we are the National Trust not the National Tryst.
‘Please can you get some more diversity at the National Trust by encouraging more hot men to visit.’
Ideas for how we do this v welcome. Nothing too racy please - we are the National Trust not the National Tryst.
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The most powerful message I’ve seen
September 5, 2025 at 9:26 AM
The most powerful message I’ve seen
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What kind of age check is this? It shouted "Papa!" and I shouted "Nicole!" and it said I was old enough
July 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What kind of age check is this? It shouted "Papa!" and I shouted "Nicole!" and it said I was old enough
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My age verification asked whether I have ever put my birthday cards on top of the TV
July 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My age verification asked whether I have ever put my birthday cards on top of the TV
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Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
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my cousin's neighbor's horses got out last night and decided to go for a swim
she texted me this and i think you should see it
she texted me this and i think you should see it
July 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
my cousin's neighbor's horses got out last night and decided to go for a swim
she texted me this and i think you should see it
she texted me this and i think you should see it
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The ground turned green since the aurora was so bright
July 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The ground turned green since the aurora was so bright
Art imitating life etc....
Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
June 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Art imitating life etc....
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Nothing will prepare you for the interview…
(🎥 7 News Queensland)
(🎥 7 News Queensland)
April 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Nothing will prepare you for the interview…
(🎥 7 News Queensland)
(🎥 7 News Queensland)
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That's Michael Portillo: Finishing Himself Off, later tonight on BBC2
Voluntary euthanasia is one hell of a way to end the Great Railway Journeys series.
March 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
That's Michael Portillo: Finishing Himself Off, later tonight on BBC2
Should be front page news...won't be..
March 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Should be front page news...won't be..