Laura Dime
@unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
i eat oatmeal late at night and dislike multiples of five. she/her
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Laura Dime
@unlimitedbasil.bsky.social
· Feb 14
I bet being tumble dried feels so good for socks
I’m so jealous of everyone who’s a person
February 18, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I’m so jealous of everyone who’s a person
I hate when people eat Brussels sprouts near me
February 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I hate when people eat Brussels sprouts near me
Hi! Does anyone know what’s going to happen?
January 25, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Hi! Does anyone know what’s going to happen?
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going back in time to become a fossil fuel for everyone
January 22, 2026 at 11:50 PM
going back in time to become a fossil fuel for everyone
Saw a guy wearing corduroy shorts two days ago and now all I can think about is how badly I want corduroy shorts
January 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Saw a guy wearing corduroy shorts two days ago and now all I can think about is how badly I want corduroy shorts
30 mg of Vyvanse 1.5 glasses of wine
🤝
Making me want to text everyone I’ve ever met
🤝
Making me want to text everyone I’ve ever met
January 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
30 mg of Vyvanse 1.5 glasses of wine
🤝
Making me want to text everyone I’ve ever met
🤝
Making me want to text everyone I’ve ever met
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy.
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy.
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I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined
May 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined
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My hips don't lie but my pancreas has been arrested for fraud
April 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My hips don't lie but my pancreas has been arrested for fraud
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If i was a wizard I'd use my powers mainly for remembering why I entered a room
July 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
If i was a wizard I'd use my powers mainly for remembering why I entered a room
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reasons why I can’t meet up for coffee or attend your event/party:
• organizing post-it notes
• alphabetizing random shit
• making lists
• organizing post-it notes
• alphabetizing random shit
• making lists
January 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
reasons why I can’t meet up for coffee or attend your event/party:
• organizing post-it notes
• alphabetizing random shit
• making lists
• organizing post-it notes
• alphabetizing random shit
• making lists
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My body feels like I left the emergency brake on.
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
My body feels like I left the emergency brake on.
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walk up in the club like
“what up. i have made a grave mistake
i should not be here”
“what up. i have made a grave mistake
i should not be here”
January 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
walk up in the club like
“what up. i have made a grave mistake
i should not be here”
“what up. i have made a grave mistake
i should not be here”
It’s of the utmost importance that you ask your boyfriend at least four times a day whether he still likes you
January 11, 2026 at 8:51 AM
It’s of the utmost importance that you ask your boyfriend at least four times a day whether he still likes you
Nothing should ever happen
January 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Nothing should ever happen
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after Stranger Things is over, i hope that things can get back to normal
January 1, 2026 at 6:40 AM
after Stranger Things is over, i hope that things can get back to normal
Doing the walk of shame (into an extremely crowded Harris teeter to buy a single jar of mayo and nothing else)
December 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Doing the walk of shame (into an extremely crowded Harris teeter to buy a single jar of mayo and nothing else)
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hydrate, you piece of shit
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
hydrate, you piece of shit
I know I’ve said this before but the gray sweater I bought today is going to be the one that fixes me
December 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I know I’ve said this before but the gray sweater I bought today is going to be the one that fixes me
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So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
So like am I gonna be okay or nah
December 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
So like am I gonna be okay or nah
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Going to therapy lmk if you guys need anything
December 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Going to therapy lmk if you guys need anything
One aspect of my life is going wonderfully and one aspect of my life is going horrifically and between the two of them I have no mental space left to think about the other aspects of my life
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
One aspect of my life is going wonderfully and one aspect of my life is going horrifically and between the two of them I have no mental space left to think about the other aspects of my life