Wolfram Alpha Male
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please do not the cat
she/her
she/her
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Try Shamm-AI now, the only LLM that actively tells you it would have been nicer if it had never been created
Let's just hope it doesn't get stuck on
טוב לו לאדם שלא נברא משנברא 🤔
טוב לו לאדם שלא נברא משנברא 🤔
October 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Try Shamm-AI now, the only LLM that actively tells you it would have been nicer if it had never been created
i está economia?
October 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
i está economia?
the wretched, decrepit Philadelphia Flyers
October 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
the wretched, decrepit Philadelphia Flyers
red R tag on my street on none other than a Nissan Altima
October 8, 2026 at 12:13 PM
red R tag on my street on none other than a Nissan Altima
this page thinks I'm a Car Guy and it's not entirely wrong
Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them
One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
October 8, 2026 at 3:33 AM
this page thinks I'm a Car Guy and it's not entirely wrong
save me bench press drop set. bench press drop set save me
October 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
save me bench press drop set. bench press drop set save me
elder millennial at Local Coffee Shop: I think it's very uncivilized to have a meeting at 9, as the first activity of the day
October 7, 2026 at 12:31 PM
elder millennial at Local Coffee Shop: I think it's very uncivilized to have a meeting at 9, as the first activity of the day
guy a couple rows up from me on the train is playing STS2. will keep an eye on what he's doing and critique his build for you all
October 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
guy a couple rows up from me on the train is playing STS2. will keep an eye on what he's doing and critique his build for you all
AMTRAK DELAY NOTIFICATION: As of 3:21pm, your train is running approximately 20 minutes late due to single tracking that you already suffered through 1h30 ago on the way to New York. We thank you for your patience during this delay and appreciate how we don't have to compensate you at all for this.
October 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
AMTRAK DELAY NOTIFICATION: As of 3:21pm, your train is running approximately 20 minutes late due to single tracking that you already suffered through 1h30 ago on the way to New York. We thank you for your patience during this delay and appreciate how we don't have to compensate you at all for this.
my nephew is the cutest kid. he is doing the airplane spoon routine before putting the spoon in his own mouth
October 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
my nephew is the cutest kid. he is doing the airplane spoon routine before putting the spoon in his own mouth
connecticut is interminable
October 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
connecticut is interminable
there is nothing product managers love more than when i handcraft 100 lines of terrifying, incomprehensible CSS to make a spiffy animation
October 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
there is nothing product managers love more than when i handcraft 100 lines of terrifying, incomprehensible CSS to make a spiffy animation
omg I just checked the Yankees Sox score. the office is going to be so sad and pathetic tomorrow
October 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
omg I just checked the Yankees Sox score. the office is going to be so sad and pathetic tomorrow
you know I'm coming down to Philly this weekend for my cousin's wedding and I was thinking about coming down early to catch this game and now I am very happy I didn't
October 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
you know I'm coming down to Philly this weekend for my cousin's wedding and I was thinking about coming down early to catch this game and now I am very happy I didn't
I fuckin hate Evgeni Malkin man
October 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I fuckin hate Evgeni Malkin man
lmao the phillies
September 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
lmao the phillies
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the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development
September 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development
holy shit the phillies
September 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
holy shit the phillies
he's doing it again
Lo this tabby cat beguiling my bedraggled self to smiling,
By the lack of all decorum as it sits there on the floor,
"Though thy fur be sleek and pretty, thou," I said, "art sure no witty,
"Clever and convincing kitty, yelling so while others snore —
By the lack of all decorum as it sits there on the floor,
"Though thy fur be sleek and pretty, thou," I said, "art sure no witty,
"Clever and convincing kitty, yelling so while others snore —
September 30, 2026 at 12:02 AM
he's doing it again
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this is the kinda shit that makes me feel patriotic
They are cooking up food in the #WhiteSox stadium that you cannot possibly comprehend
September 29, 2026 at 3:35 AM
this is the kinda shit that makes me feel patriotic
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When I become commissioner, I will remove Philadelphia Phillies from existence
September 28, 2026 at 10:30 PM
When I become commissioner, I will remove Philadelphia Phillies from existence
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Hey bb are you a Proto-language because I wanna internally reconstruct you.
September 28, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Hey bb are you a Proto-language because I wanna internally reconstruct you.
Lo this tabby cat beguiling my bedraggled self to smiling,
By the lack of all decorum as it sits there on the floor,
"Though thy fur be sleek and pretty, thou," I said, "art sure no witty,
"Clever and convincing kitty, yelling so while others snore —
By the lack of all decorum as it sits there on the floor,
"Though thy fur be sleek and pretty, thou," I said, "art sure no witty,
"Clever and convincing kitty, yelling so while others snore —
September 27, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Lo this tabby cat beguiling my bedraggled self to smiling,
By the lack of all decorum as it sits there on the floor,
"Though thy fur be sleek and pretty, thou," I said, "art sure no witty,
"Clever and convincing kitty, yelling so while others snore —
By the lack of all decorum as it sits there on the floor,
"Though thy fur be sleek and pretty, thou," I said, "art sure no witty,
"Clever and convincing kitty, yelling so while others snore —