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Timeline Cleanse (Natalie Edition)
August 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Timeline Cleanse (Natalie Edition)
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I think
I think i might have a bodyguard
I think i might have a bodyguard
August 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I think
I think i might have a bodyguard
I think i might have a bodyguard
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I don't know if these batteries are dead or not but I should keep them just in case.
August 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I don't know if these batteries are dead or not but I should keep them just in case.
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Not an item in particular, but IMO, to qualify, it must not open smoothly. On first pull, either a pair of scissors or a package of batteries or the knot of rubber bands has to get in the way, and you need to shove your hand in there and push it down before you can open it. That's a junk drawer.
August 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Not an item in particular, but IMO, to qualify, it must not open smoothly. On first pull, either a pair of scissors or a package of batteries or the knot of rubber bands has to get in the way, and you need to shove your hand in there and push it down before you can open it. That's a junk drawer.
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
9 volt battery
9 volt battery
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing
a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
A cocktail swizzle stick from a place you don't remember.
A cocktail swizzle stick from a place you don't remember.
August 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
9 volt battery
9 volt battery
I'm humbly asking you to vote no on the two anti-trans youth initiatives this November. Here's one of them broken down.
Washington State Initiative 001 will be on your ballot this November.
Your NO vote could save a life.
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#trans #transkids #Washington
Your NO vote could save a life.
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#trans #transkids #Washington
August 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I'm humbly asking you to vote no on the two anti-trans youth initiatives this November. Here's one of them broken down.
This is quite literally the best thing Al Gore's internet has ever distributed.
This is Sprout and Granola. They are enjoying a day on the lake. Yes, the propeller hats are necessary. They're helping with acceleration, obviously. 14/10 for both (IG: nolatheiggy)
May 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
This is quite literally the best thing Al Gore's internet has ever distributed.
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Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here.
May 1, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here.
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Time for an experiment!
You know those cute little roadside stands with honors-system eggs or produce?
Look, I know I live in "big scary Philadelphia oooh 👻" but I'm gonna try it.
What's the worst that can happen? Thieves create habitat for native bees? Jokes on them! I wanted them to do that!
You know those cute little roadside stands with honors-system eggs or produce?
Look, I know I live in "big scary Philadelphia oooh 👻" but I'm gonna try it.
What's the worst that can happen? Thieves create habitat for native bees? Jokes on them! I wanted them to do that!
April 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Time for an experiment!
You know those cute little roadside stands with honors-system eggs or produce?
Look, I know I live in "big scary Philadelphia oooh 👻" but I'm gonna try it.
What's the worst that can happen? Thieves create habitat for native bees? Jokes on them! I wanted them to do that!
You know those cute little roadside stands with honors-system eggs or produce?
Look, I know I live in "big scary Philadelphia oooh 👻" but I'm gonna try it.
What's the worst that can happen? Thieves create habitat for native bees? Jokes on them! I wanted them to do that!
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Oh no! How will we survive without people who don’t care about us?
Billionaires worth a combined $1 trillion have fled California as a wealth tax inches closer to the ballot.
Billionaires Tax Closer To California Ballot—Here’s Who Has Already Left
Billionaires worth a combined $1 trillion have fled California as a wealth tax inches closer to the ballot.
www.forbes.com
April 28, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Oh no! How will we survive without people who don’t care about us?
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I know normalization is just what we've decided to do to cope but turning a botched assassination attempt on the president of the united states into a public debate on gilded playspace is FUCKING STUPID and I refuse to treat this bullshit pivot seriously or with respect.
April 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I know normalization is just what we've decided to do to cope but turning a botched assassination attempt on the president of the united states into a public debate on gilded playspace is FUCKING STUPID and I refuse to treat this bullshit pivot seriously or with respect.
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And, right on cue: Sen Durbin proposes a Con amendment that would (finally!) establish a Constitutional right to vote, and along the way, repeal that loophole in the 14th A.
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NEW: Sen. @durbin.senate.gov leads nine fellow Senate Democrats in proposing an amendment to the Constitution that would enshrine an explicit, individual right to vote
www.durbin.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.durbin.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
April 27, 2026 at 7:47 PM
And, right on cue: Sen Durbin proposes a Con amendment that would (finally!) establish a Constitutional right to vote, and along the way, repeal that loophole in the 14th A.
bsky.app/profile/hans...
bsky.app/profile/hans...
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Listen. Is there an authority figure lurking in your past who told you you couldn’t do the creative/expressive thing you love lots but are now feeling like you’re not good enough to do?
Treat yo self. Sit down with that medium and make something that symbolises you kicking that twat in the balls.
Treat yo self. Sit down with that medium and make something that symbolises you kicking that twat in the balls.
April 26, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Listen. Is there an authority figure lurking in your past who told you you couldn’t do the creative/expressive thing you love lots but are now feeling like you’re not good enough to do?
Treat yo self. Sit down with that medium and make something that symbolises you kicking that twat in the balls.
Treat yo self. Sit down with that medium and make something that symbolises you kicking that twat in the balls.
Holy shit, yeah. I mean, is this even in dispute?
April 26, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Holy shit, yeah. I mean, is this even in dispute?
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“On August 21, 1781, she became the first enslaved woman to have her self-proclaimed independence validated in a court of law. She changed her name to Elizabeth Freeman to reflect her new status.” 19thnews.org/2026/04/revo...
Present at our nation’s founding — but excluded from its promise
Elizabeth Freeman demanded her rightful place among this country's founders and helped forge a tradition of forcing America to live up to its ideals.
19thnews.org
April 22, 2026 at 4:46 PM
“On August 21, 1781, she became the first enslaved woman to have her self-proclaimed independence validated in a court of law. She changed her name to Elizabeth Freeman to reflect her new status.” 19thnews.org/2026/04/revo...
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2 days ago my maga neighbour was like "if the covid vax is so good how come you get it every year" so I made a super sad face and dropped my voice and confessed that I was addicted to vaccines and wife is not happy with me because I have been expressly told to stop winding him up but HOW TO RESIST
April 22, 2026 at 4:53 PM
2 days ago my maga neighbour was like "if the covid vax is so good how come you get it every year" so I made a super sad face and dropped my voice and confessed that I was addicted to vaccines and wife is not happy with me because I have been expressly told to stop winding him up but HOW TO RESIST
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It’s kind of astonishing how many news outlets have published versions of a “Tucker Carlson apologized for telling people to support Trump” story by writers who very clearly did not listen to the podcast.
April 21, 2026 at 11:28 PM
It’s kind of astonishing how many news outlets have published versions of a “Tucker Carlson apologized for telling people to support Trump” story by writers who very clearly did not listen to the podcast.
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I’m from Shreveport. I wrote about the tragic murders of these kiddos.
www.thecut.com/_pages/cmo7c...
www.thecut.com/_pages/cmo7c...
April 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I’m from Shreveport. I wrote about the tragic murders of these kiddos.
www.thecut.com/_pages/cmo7c...
www.thecut.com/_pages/cmo7c...
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Note to Democrats: Voters giving up Trump only to vote for the next Republican solves nothing.
The problem isn't Trump, it's the Republican party.
Don't allow Republican politicians dodge accountability by claiming it was all him.
The problem isn't Trump, it's the Republican party.
Don't allow Republican politicians dodge accountability by claiming it was all him.
April 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Note to Democrats: Voters giving up Trump only to vote for the next Republican solves nothing.
The problem isn't Trump, it's the Republican party.
Don't allow Republican politicians dodge accountability by claiming it was all him.
The problem isn't Trump, it's the Republican party.
Don't allow Republican politicians dodge accountability by claiming it was all him.
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Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004
April 14, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004
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“I mean, what if Greg Oden stayed healthy. Or Bo Jackson….” mumbles Hassett, getting up, leaving, wandering down a hallway, bumping into a wall.
April 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
“I mean, what if Greg Oden stayed healthy. Or Bo Jackson….” mumbles Hassett, getting up, leaving, wandering down a hallway, bumping into a wall.
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“Consider, if you will, a situation where all that is terrible now was actually good and we were loved instead of hated. If the White Stripes stayed together and Freaks & Geeks got four seasons and Miyazaki made just a few more films. That would be… wow… Can you, uh… Can you repeat the question?”
Hassett: "Imagine if oil prices start going back down because the situation resolves itself somehow, they you could be looking at an inflation close to zero. That's something the Fed needs to pay attention to."
April 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
“Consider, if you will, a situation where all that is terrible now was actually good and we were loved instead of hated. If the White Stripes stayed together and Freaks & Geeks got four seasons and Miyazaki made just a few more films. That would be… wow… Can you, uh… Can you repeat the question?”
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It's obscene the level of which this administration has gone after trans youth to make their lives a living hell. The latest attack on care will completely defund any hospital or clinic that provides care to trans youth.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Trump is about to drop a “nuclear weapon” on trans youth health care
How a report led by a right-wing pundit laid the groundwork for upending gender-affirming treatment
www.motherjones.com
April 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
It's obscene the level of which this administration has gone after trans youth to make their lives a living hell. The latest attack on care will completely defund any hospital or clinic that provides care to trans youth.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...