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Shappysway

@shappysway.bsky.social

Learning from stepdad #shappysway #animation #comedy #darkhumor #funny #viral

March 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM

@sylvia-rose-books.bsky.social

📚 They're back!
Just in time for the Jamboree ... 🎶💙📚

🐿️ Squirrels: Protect Your Nuts! Get it Now
shorturl.at/BAaJv

🐿️🐿️ Squirrels 2: Revenge of the Rodents TBR Oct 30
books2read.com/u/3ndzWP

#squirrels #creaturefeatures #horrorcomedy #horrorfans #funny #gory #canada #darkcomedy #darkhumor

October 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM

weeder

@weeder.bsky.social

Total Recall? What is this? A movie about the US Food Supply? 😂 #darkhumor #youhavetolaugh

September 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM

Sylvia Kay Rose Author 🍁

@sylvia-rose-books.bsky.social

🩸📚 They're back!
Just in time for the Jamboree ... 🎶💙📚

🐿️ Squirrels: Protect Your Nuts! Get it Now
shorturl.at/BAaJv

🐿️🐿️ Squirrels 2: Revenge of the Rodents TBR Oct 30
books2read.com/u/3ndzWP

#squirrels #creaturefeatures #horrorcomedy #horrorfans #funny #gory #canada #darkcomedy #darkhumor

October 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM

Sylvia Kay Rose Author 🍁

@sylvia-rose-books.bsky.social

📚🪐 Got a few shrews loose here ...

📚💙 Setting up web sales - meanwhile paperbacks are on Amazon. And, how great is this? Giant Shrews from Outer Space is now *FREE* on Kindle Unlimited.

All at this link:

➡️ shorturl.at/aEPvy ⬅️

#sciencefiction #creaturefeatures #horrorcomedy #darkhumor #paperback

October 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM

Barry Maher

@barrymaher.bsky.social

Check it out: amzn.to/4lPqn8V

#horrornovels #darkhumor

September 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM

Chronic Illness Humor

@chronicillness.bsky.social

This sounds like a threat to me.
#darkhumor #darkhumour #darkmemes

Jesus asking a soul: 'how would you like eternal life?' the soul says 'are you threatening me?

January 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM

Chronic Illness Humor

@chronicillness.bsky.social

Dark Humor
#darkhumor #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor

Me, Every Time I Wake Up And I'm Still Alive

[pic of guy with coffee mug saying f*ck]

December 27, 2024 at 2:43 PM

Sylvia Kay Rose Author 🍁

@sylvia-rose-books.bsky.social

📚🪐 The Shrews Have Landed!

📚💙 Get shrew'd! You'll be able to order a copy from my website soon, meanwhile paperbacks are on Amazon.

➡️ shorturl.at/aEPvy

The eBook wil be FREE on KU shortly. Watch this space :)

#sciencefiction #creaturefeatures #horrorcomedy #darkhumor #paperback

September 29, 2026 at 6:11 PM

Chronic Illness Humor

@chronicillness.bsky.social

#darkhumor

FRIEND: What do you want to do?
ME: die a tragic death
FRIEND: *shocked stare*
ME: haha. Just kidding.
MORGAN FREEMAN: But she was not kidding.

March 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM

Chronic Illness Humor

@chronicillness.bsky.social

#darkhumor

When you wake up as yourself yet again

[girl in bed saying fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.]

March 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM

Chronic Illness Humor

@chronicillness.bsky.social

#darkhumor

The right person will come along eventually

The right person: [pic of grim reaper]

November 19, 2024 at 2:54 PM

Chronic Illness Humor

@chronicillness.bsky.social

#darkhumor #darkhumormemes #darkmemes

an old painting of 5 people from the 1700s and text that says 'Do you have any long term goals?
Just Justdeath death' and the other guy answers 'just death'

February 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM

Chronic Illness Humor

@chronicillness.bsky.social

#darkhumor #darkmemes #darkhumour

I was born in the wrong time period. I wasn't meant to go to work every day. I was meant to get eaten by a predator

reply - I wish I would get eaten by a predator

December 29, 2024 at 2:34 PM

Sylvia Kay Rose Author 🍁

@sylvia-rose-books.bsky.social

🩸📚 Flesh-eating killers with cute fluffy tails 💙📚

🐿️ Squirrels: Protect Your Nuts! Get it Now
shorturl.at/BAaJv

🐿️🐿️ Squirrels 2: Revenge of the Rodents PreOrder
books2read.com/u/3ndzWP

#squirrels #creaturefeatures #horrorcomedy #horrorfans #funny #gory #canada #darkcomedy #darkhumor #fun

October 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM

Chronic Illness Humor

@chronicillness.bsky.social

You say that like it's a good thing
#darkhumor #darkmemes

[a woman with an oxygen mask on in some sort of see-thru medical chamber]

Science could soon add decades to your life

'ummmmm. That's gonna be a hard pass for me.'

November 27, 2024 at 7:00 PM

Statistical Oddity

@statisticaloddity.bsky.social

Educating, supporting, entertaining, and general shenanigans for the past 5 ish years on the clock app. Cancer takes so much away from us, but not the core of who we are #flatclosure #breastcancer #afc #cansky #darkhumor #mastectomy