Well, that’s the first time a parent has offered to buy me booze to thank me for teaching their kid. #ParentTeacherConferences #TwelveHourWorkday #ThanksButNoThanks
September 25, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Well, that’s the first time a parent has offered to buy me booze to thank me for teaching their kid. #ParentTeacherConferences #TwelveHourWorkday #ThanksButNoThanks
Canada declines Trump’s generous offer to join the “Golden Dome System”, instead opts for universal healthcare, functioning democracy, and not being Florida’s hat. 🇨🇦💅 #ThanksButNoThanks #DomeAlone
May 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Canada declines Trump’s generous offer to join the “Golden Dome System”, instead opts for universal healthcare, functioning democracy, and not being Florida’s hat. 🇨🇦💅 #ThanksButNoThanks #DomeAlone
Canada to ditch universal healthcare, no gun policy, affordable meds & maple syrup for Trump's 'deal'? 🤡
Hardest no ever.
#StayStrongCanada
#NiceTry
#MapleSovereignty #ThanksButNoThanks
Hardest no ever.
#StayStrongCanada
#NiceTry
#MapleSovereignty #ThanksButNoThanks
January 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Canada to ditch universal healthcare, no gun policy, affordable meds & maple syrup for Trump's 'deal'? 🤡
Hardest no ever.
#StayStrongCanada
#NiceTry
#MapleSovereignty #ThanksButNoThanks
Hardest no ever.
#StayStrongCanada
#NiceTry
#MapleSovereignty #ThanksButNoThanks
I'm sure Canada will jump at this exclusive time-limited offer... #ActNow #Shamwow #ThanksButNoThanks #cdnpoli
January 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I'm sure Canada will jump at this exclusive time-limited offer... #ActNow #Shamwow #ThanksButNoThanks #cdnpoli
Der er kommet en fantastisk fin fødselsdagshilsen til mig, fra den anden side af Atlanten.
Fra selveste nobelprisvinderen, paven, løgneren, imbecile, pædofile, bedrageriske konkursrytter, charlatan og megalomane narcissist.
Tak for hilsenen!
#ThanksButNoThanks
Fra selveste nobelprisvinderen, paven, løgneren, imbecile, pædofile, bedrageriske konkursrytter, charlatan og megalomane narcissist.
Tak for hilsenen!
#ThanksButNoThanks
October 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Der er kommet en fantastisk fin fødselsdagshilsen til mig, fra den anden side af Atlanten.
Fra selveste nobelprisvinderen, paven, løgneren, imbecile, pædofile, bedrageriske konkursrytter, charlatan og megalomane narcissist.
Tak for hilsenen!
#ThanksButNoThanks
Fra selveste nobelprisvinderen, paven, løgneren, imbecile, pædofile, bedrageriske konkursrytter, charlatan og megalomane narcissist.
Tak for hilsenen!
#ThanksButNoThanks
January 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ah, pour 1200 USD je peux être nommée dans une liste The Most Influential Women Leaders to Watch in 2024.
#ThanksButNoThanks
#ThanksButNoThanks
November 21, 2023 at 12:23 PM
Ah, pour 1200 USD je peux être nommée dans une liste The Most Influential Women Leaders to Watch in 2024.
#ThanksButNoThanks
#ThanksButNoThanks
If all your favorite authors look the same (race, gender, and orientation) and were required reading in school, you don't need to recommend me any books, thanks!
#SorryNotSorry #ThanksButNoThanks #BlackBookSky #BookSky #DiverseBookSky
#SorryNotSorry #ThanksButNoThanks #BlackBookSky #BookSky #DiverseBookSky
February 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If all your favorite authors look the same (race, gender, and orientation) and were required reading in school, you don't need to recommend me any books, thanks!
#SorryNotSorry #ThanksButNoThanks #BlackBookSky #BookSky #DiverseBookSky
#SorryNotSorry #ThanksButNoThanks #BlackBookSky #BookSky #DiverseBookSky
Maturita 2005 - dějepis na poslední hodině “no a co se stalo po 8.5.1945 přece víte” 😁 #ThanksButNoThanks
September 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Maturita 2005 - dějepis na poslední hodině “no a co se stalo po 8.5.1945 přece víte” 😁 #ThanksButNoThanks
cast full of charisma vacuums #ThanksButNoThanks
April 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
cast full of charisma vacuums #ThanksButNoThanks
"Diese Nachricht befindet sich in Englisch. Übersetzen nach Deutsch?"
Sehr überzeugend, Copilot. Wirklich.
#ThanksButNoThanks
Sehr überzeugend, Copilot. Wirklich.
#ThanksButNoThanks
September 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Diese Nachricht befindet sich in Englisch. Übersetzen nach Deutsch?"
Sehr überzeugend, Copilot. Wirklich.
#ThanksButNoThanks
Sehr überzeugend, Copilot. Wirklich.
#ThanksButNoThanks
Yes, this.
And, the current public purse (dust bunnies) being burdened by unnecessary election costs.
And, contributing to a more cynical public 🤷♀️
#thanksbutnothanks
And, the current public purse (dust bunnies) being burdened by unnecessary election costs.
And, contributing to a more cynical public 🤷♀️
#thanksbutnothanks
#UBCM - UBCM president urges premier to hold off on provincial election call grandforksgazette.ca/2026/09/17/u...
UBCM president urges premier to hold off on provincial election call - Grand Forks Gazette
Premier David Eby said on Wednesday he is 'election ready'
grandforksgazette.ca
September 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Yes, this.
And, the current public purse (dust bunnies) being burdened by unnecessary election costs.
And, contributing to a more cynical public 🤷♀️
#thanksbutnothanks
And, the current public purse (dust bunnies) being burdened by unnecessary election costs.
And, contributing to a more cynical public 🤷♀️
#thanksbutnothanks
If I were you, I would reread my short story #thanksbutnothanks #thanksbyxs by #xandrasegredo... Just saying, but remember that Christmas is still on December 25.
>>> amzn.eu/d/e6jqa2n <<<
#xmas #present #novel #kindle #paperback #ebook #adultonly
>>> amzn.eu/d/e6jqa2n <<<
#xmas #present #novel #kindle #paperback #ebook #adultonly
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If I were you, I would reread my short story #thanksbutnothanks #thanksbyxs by #xandrasegredo... Just saying, but remember that Christmas is still on December 25.
>>> amzn.eu/d/e6jqa2n <<<
#xmas #present #novel #kindle #paperback #ebook #adultonly
>>> amzn.eu/d/e6jqa2n <<<
#xmas #present #novel #kindle #paperback #ebook #adultonly
I do appreciate that people will offer me a vegan plate for a get together but maybe it’s more about me sitting there while everyone around me digs into a carcass, talk about how delicious it is complimenting the cook. Sorry, I can’t make it. #vegan #thanksbutnothanks #companydinner
December 16, 2024 at 5:29 PM
I do appreciate that people will offer me a vegan plate for a get together but maybe it’s more about me sitting there while everyone around me digs into a carcass, talk about how delicious it is complimenting the cook. Sorry, I can’t make it. #vegan #thanksbutnothanks #companydinner
le mec relou qu'il y a dans toutes les soirées, un peu trop content d'être là et avec les mains balladeuses #freehugs #thanksbutnothanks
March 27, 2026 at 8:53 PM
le mec relou qu'il y a dans toutes les soirées, un peu trop content d'être là et avec les mains balladeuses #freehugs #thanksbutnothanks
God’s apologizing for this world? Please. I’ve been dealing with my humans’ poor decisions for years—like the vacuum and the “no” when I’m on the counter. I’m just waiting for divine intervention in the form of an unlimited treat supply
#ThanksButNoThanks #CatWisdom #WorldProblems #FelinePerspective
#ThanksButNoThanks #CatWisdom #WorldProblems #FelinePerspective
November 24, 2024 at 6:45 PM
God’s apologizing for this world? Please. I’ve been dealing with my humans’ poor decisions for years—like the vacuum and the “no” when I’m on the counter. I’m just waiting for divine intervention in the form of an unlimited treat supply
#ThanksButNoThanks #CatWisdom #WorldProblems #FelinePerspective
#ThanksButNoThanks #CatWisdom #WorldProblems #FelinePerspective
I hear that Thanksgiving is coming early to America's Caffeine-based Lifestyle Stores.
You say: Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte
I say: Bigbucks Old Spice Replay
#Starbucks #PSL #PumpkinSpice #Latte #Coffee #thanksbutnothanks
You say: Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte
I say: Bigbucks Old Spice Replay
#Starbucks #PSL #PumpkinSpice #Latte #Coffee #thanksbutnothanks
August 22, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I hear that Thanksgiving is coming early to America's Caffeine-based Lifestyle Stores.
You say: Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte
I say: Bigbucks Old Spice Replay
#Starbucks #PSL #PumpkinSpice #Latte #Coffee #thanksbutnothanks
You say: Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte
I say: Bigbucks Old Spice Replay
#Starbucks #PSL #PumpkinSpice #Latte #Coffee #thanksbutnothanks
Just got a Too Good to Go notification for a roast carvery available to collect tomorrow #thanksbutnothanks
a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food .
Alt: Mr Creosote from Monty Python explodes.
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Just got a Too Good to Go notification for a roast carvery available to collect tomorrow #thanksbutnothanks
January 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
January 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
November 10, 2023 at 7:55 AM
Y’all wtf? I’m so over cishet men 🙄🤦 Also, you notice they all look vaguely similar to each other? Hm. Something about their goatees I guess 🤔 #adventuresindating #theaudacity #gross #wtf #creepy #lgbtq #queer #thankyounext #thanksbutnothanks
January 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Y’all wtf? I’m so over cishet men 🙄🤦 Also, you notice they all look vaguely similar to each other? Hm. Something about their goatees I guess 🤔 #adventuresindating #theaudacity #gross #wtf #creepy #lgbtq #queer #thankyounext #thanksbutnothanks
August 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Just like Musk expects his employees make their families take a perpetual backseat to working 80 hours a week to make Elon a few more billion. I work a sixty-hour week as a high school math teacher, but that's for my kids and my community, not to make billionaire even richer. #ThanksButNoThanks
Elon admits that any post on X with a link is throttled
He advises you to upload content directly to X instead, where he can monetize it
Musk is the richest person in the world and his view is everyone should work for him for free
He advises you to upload content directly to X instead, where he can monetize it
Musk is the richest person in the world and his view is everyone should work for him for free
November 26, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Just like Musk expects his employees make their families take a perpetual backseat to working 80 hours a week to make Elon a few more billion. I work a sixty-hour week as a high school math teacher, but that's for my kids and my community, not to make billionaire even richer. #ThanksButNoThanks