October 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I love my job cleaning at the museum, getting all the glass display cases shining and sparkling and free from the day's fingerprint smudges. Sometimes, though, the fingerprints are on the inside. #2sentenceHorror
August 28, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I love my job cleaning at the museum, getting all the glass display cases shining and sparkling and free from the day's fingerprint smudges. Sometimes, though, the fingerprints are on the inside. #2sentenceHorror
every severance theory i see is like a bad r/2sentencehorror post
February 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
every severance theory i see is like a bad r/2sentencehorror post
2sentencehorror:
“Man, I LOVE waffles!” I say. 😋
“So you hate pancakes?” –Says the pancake lover from behind me. 🔪😡
“Man, I LOVE waffles!” I say. 😋
“So you hate pancakes?” –Says the pancake lover from behind me. 🔪😡
March 25, 2026 at 6:15 PM
2sentencehorror:
“Man, I LOVE waffles!” I say. 😋
“So you hate pancakes?” –Says the pancake lover from behind me. 🔪😡
“Man, I LOVE waffles!” I say. 😋
“So you hate pancakes?” –Says the pancake lover from behind me. 🔪😡
Sorry to interrupt your angry commenting on a stranger's post, but my fourth Two Sentence Horror, "My Dog," is available to read for free on my Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/joshswor...
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September 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sorry to interrupt your angry commenting on a stranger's post, but my fourth Two Sentence Horror, "My Dog," is available to read for free on my Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/joshswor...
#2sentence #twosentence #twosentencehorror #2sentencehorror #twosentencehorrors #2sentencehorrors #horrorstory
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I know you're probably in the bathroom, but my third 2 Sentence Horror, "Morning Paper," can be found on my Substack.
joshsworstnightmare.substack.com/p/2-sentence...
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2 Sentence Horror #3: MORNING PAPER
When I opened my morning newspaper, I was shocked to find my name and photo.
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September 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I know you're probably in the bathroom, but my third 2 Sentence Horror, "Morning Paper," can be found on my Substack.
joshsworstnightmare.substack.com/p/2-sentence...
#2sentence #twosentence #2sentencehorror #twosentencehorror #twosentencehorrors #2sentencestory #twosentencestory #horrorstory
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Sorry to interrupt your doom-scrolling, however my second 2 Sentence Horror, "The Ex," can be found on my Substack
joshsworstnightmare.substack.com/p/2-sentence...
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2 Sentence Horror #2: THE EX
At least my ex had the courtesy to write a note letting me know she was back in town.
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September 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sorry to interrupt your doom-scrolling, however my second 2 Sentence Horror, "The Ex," can be found on my Substack
joshsworstnightmare.substack.com/p/2-sentence...
#2sentence #2sentencestory #2sentencehorror #2sentenceshorrors #twosentence #twosentencestory #twosentencehorror #twosentencehorrors
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If you ain't doing nothing, maybe read my first 2 Sentence Horror, "The Deer," on my Substack
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#horror #horrorbook #horrorstory #horrorstories #2sentence #2sentencehorror #2sentencehorrors #horrorwriter #horrorauthor #horrorfiction
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August 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If you ain't doing nothing, maybe read my first 2 Sentence Horror, "The Deer," on my Substack
joshsworstnightmare.substack.com/p/2-sentence...
#horror #horrorbook #horrorstory #horrorstories #2sentence #2sentencehorror #2sentencehorrors #horrorwriter #horrorauthor #horrorfiction
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"We'll do our best to keep you alive," the surgeon said, marking which leg was to be amputated. "It keeps the meat fresher, you see."
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February 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"We'll do our best to keep you alive," the surgeon said, marking which leg was to be amputated. "It keeps the meat fresher, you see."
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r/2sentencehorror
January 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
r/2sentencehorror
2sentencehorror
November 13, 2024 at 11:18 AM
2sentencehorror
I remember reading a post that said something along the lines of "The only difference between comedy and horror is context" and I think the biggest example of that is the 2SentenceHorror subreddits
August 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I remember reading a post that said something along the lines of "The only difference between comedy and horror is context" and I think the biggest example of that is the 2SentenceHorror subreddits
i was just making a joke post on r/2sentencehorror
but then i realized i was *milking* the creature...
but then i realized i was *milking* the creature...
January 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
i was just making a joke post on r/2sentencehorror
but then i realized i was *milking* the creature...
but then i realized i was *milking* the creature...
As Ouro Kronii read the compliment out loud, she paused.
"The thing is, though..."
#2sentencehorror #krotime #krojokes
"The thing is, though..."
#2sentencehorror #krotime #krojokes
November 25, 2024 at 5:36 AM
As Ouro Kronii read the compliment out loud, she paused.
"The thing is, though..."
#2sentencehorror #krotime #krojokes
"The thing is, though..."
#2sentencehorror #krotime #krojokes
r/2sentencehorror used to be funny now its just the most disturbing form of
April 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
r/2sentencehorror used to be funny now its just the most disturbing form of
2sentencehorror
I was walking down the streets looking for bananas.
That was when I saw Machete Guy.
I was walking down the streets looking for bananas.
That was when I saw Machete Guy.
May 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
2sentencehorror
I was walking down the streets looking for bananas.
That was when I saw Machete Guy.
I was walking down the streets looking for bananas.
That was when I saw Machete Guy.
“I‘m animating for a show, but my rent’s due really soon, and I get paid when the project’s done.”
“I just hope One Piece finishes soon.”
- R/2SentenceHorror probably
“I just hope One Piece finishes soon.”
- R/2SentenceHorror probably
January 2, 2026 at 9:40 AM
“I‘m animating for a show, but my rent’s due really soon, and I get paid when the project’s done.”
“I just hope One Piece finishes soon.”
- R/2SentenceHorror probably
“I just hope One Piece finishes soon.”
- R/2SentenceHorror probably
February 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
#2sentencehorror
I had been trapped in a corner by the monster, a lanky, multi-legged beast covered in greasy black hair except for its seven glowing red eyes, its drooling maw lined with multiple layers of jagged teeth, and its long, razer-sharp claws.
It had a gun and it shot me.
I had been trapped in a corner by the monster, a lanky, multi-legged beast covered in greasy black hair except for its seven glowing red eyes, its drooling maw lined with multiple layers of jagged teeth, and its long, razer-sharp claws.
It had a gun and it shot me.
January 8, 2026 at 6:47 AM
#2sentencehorror
I had been trapped in a corner by the monster, a lanky, multi-legged beast covered in greasy black hair except for its seven glowing red eyes, its drooling maw lined with multiple layers of jagged teeth, and its long, razer-sharp claws.
It had a gun and it shot me.
I had been trapped in a corner by the monster, a lanky, multi-legged beast covered in greasy black hair except for its seven glowing red eyes, its drooling maw lined with multiple layers of jagged teeth, and its long, razer-sharp claws.
It had a gun and it shot me.
The scene in Lord of the Rings where bilbo goes Domo Mode scared me so bad the first time I saw it that I refused to go to the bathroom because I thought he would Get Me and I peed my pants #creativewriting #2sentencehorror #fictionalstories #writersprompt #writing #creativewriting #improv
July 20, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The scene in Lord of the Rings where bilbo goes Domo Mode scared me so bad the first time I saw it that I refused to go to the bathroom because I thought he would Get Me and I peed my pants #creativewriting #2sentencehorror #fictionalstories #writersprompt #writing #creativewriting #improv
I'm going to be returning to Arkham with my next supplement, but for folks who are looking for a little extra free content for #CallofCthulhu, check out this little collection of horror stories I wrote for the Mythos! #ShortStories #AudioDrama #Lovecraft #2SentenceHorror
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50 Two-Sentence Horror Stories, Cthulhu Mythos Edition
Short and Snacky Yog-Sothothery
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November 21, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I'm going to be returning to Arkham with my next supplement, but for folks who are looking for a little extra free content for #CallofCthulhu, check out this little collection of horror stories I wrote for the Mythos! #ShortStories #AudioDrama #Lovecraft #2SentenceHorror
vocal.media/fiction/50-t...
vocal.media/fiction/50-t...