*laughs in 50something native new yorker
April 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
*laughs in 50something native new yorker
October 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
"Butch" and it's just how my 50something very straight mom dresses for work
July 9, 2026 at 9:23 AM
"Butch" and it's just how my 50something very straight mom dresses for work
Happy 11th anniversary of the time that it rained in our medium conference room even though we are on the 40th floor of a 50something-floor building.
This tried my equanimity and ability to be cordial with others.
/1
This tried my equanimity and ability to be cordial with others.
/1
May 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Happy 11th anniversary of the time that it rained in our medium conference room even though we are on the 40th floor of a 50something-floor building.
This tried my equanimity and ability to be cordial with others.
/1
This tried my equanimity and ability to be cordial with others.
/1
Hi, 50something straight white guy here saying fuck absolutely every attempt to demean, diminish and dehumanize gender-nonconforming people.
August 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Hi, 50something straight white guy here saying fuck absolutely every attempt to demean, diminish and dehumanize gender-nonconforming people.
another win for us 50something gen xers who are continuing to wear vintage buttoned shirts
January 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
another win for us 50something gen xers who are continuing to wear vintage buttoned shirts
and you're getting a butt-kicking 50something trans magical girl, too, as a bonus
October 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
and you're getting a butt-kicking 50something trans magical girl, too, as a bonus
Ricky! Bringing out Ricky to do his late career refusing-to-pander sexy 50something ass! Excellent. Yes please.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Ricky! Bringing out Ricky to do his late career refusing-to-pander sexy 50something ass! Excellent. Yes please.
The age of consent in NY is 17 so 18 is legally clear for sure, and the difference between a 50something dude fucking an 18-year-old and a 19-year-old is pretty minimal
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The age of consent in NY is 17 so 18 is legally clear for sure, and the difference between a 50something dude fucking an 18-year-old and a 19-year-old is pretty minimal
12 nights on the road — Urawa, Tokyo, Amsterdam, Rotterdam, London — and now I’m heading home
May 24, 2026 at 10:26 AM
12 nights on the road — Urawa, Tokyo, Amsterdam, Rotterdam, London — and now I’m heading home
I am back in my hometown for reasons and nervously looking at every 50something I pass in case I went to school with them.
September 19, 2026 at 10:19 AM
I am back in my hometown for reasons and nervously looking at every 50something I pass in case I went to school with them.
the 50something "kid" rock(no relation to chris)
September 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the 50something "kid" rock(no relation to chris)
Cold morning. It’s 50something
September 19, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Cold morning. It’s 50something
never seen a 50something year old Ipad baby before
January 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
never seen a 50something year old Ipad baby before
Living the clichéd 50something white guy dad life, just bought Boston’s first album on vinyl
(Fuck off, “Foreplay/Long Time” is an all-timer banger)
(Fuck off, “Foreplay/Long Time” is an all-timer banger)
October 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Living the clichéd 50something white guy dad life, just bought Boston’s first album on vinyl
(Fuck off, “Foreplay/Long Time” is an all-timer banger)
(Fuck off, “Foreplay/Long Time” is an all-timer banger)
January 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
this is pretty clearly just about Pamela Paul being 50something and annoyed at the moms who are three decades younger than she is imo
If you ever catch yourself thinking this way about other peoples' parenting, check yourself.
If you write about it for public consumption, you're a scumbag.
If you write about it for public consumption, you're a scumbag.
May 10, 2024 at 6:47 PM
this is pretty clearly just about Pamela Paul being 50something and annoyed at the moms who are three decades younger than she is imo
*laughs in 50something*
July 22, 2026 at 3:13 PM
*laughs in 50something*
What an amazing opening night for this tour. #Rush #50something
June 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM
What an amazing opening night for this tour. #Rush #50something
Our local cemetery is a bit of a pick up joint. Just been propositioned by a very attractive 30 something man. He looked sad when I admitted as 50something straight man I was just looking for somewhere to piss. obviously pleased I still got it.
August 10, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Our local cemetery is a bit of a pick up joint. Just been propositioned by a very attractive 30 something man. He looked sad when I admitted as 50something straight man I was just looking for somewhere to piss. obviously pleased I still got it.
Another fat cock Friday
#fatcockfriday #fcf #cutcock #averagecock #averagedick #gaycock #middleagedick #50something #nsfw
#fatcockfriday #fcf #cutcock #averagecock #averagedick #gaycock #middleagedick #50something #nsfw
January 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Another fat cock Friday
#fatcockfriday #fcf #cutcock #averagecock #averagedick #gaycock #middleagedick #50something #nsfw
#fatcockfriday #fcf #cutcock #averagecock #averagedick #gaycock #middleagedick #50something #nsfw
Lorenzo Music played Garfield like a 50something divorcee struggling to reconnect with his kids (Odie), and that, to me, is cinema.
June 3, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Lorenzo Music played Garfield like a 50something divorcee struggling to reconnect with his kids (Odie), and that, to me, is cinema.
I read and enormously enjoyed Estro Junkies by Talia Bhatt, Beth Leigh-Ann
Review by kjcharles - Estro Junkies
Disclaimer to start with: I am a 50something white British cis woman who forgot her Tumblr pa...
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May 29, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I read and enormously enjoyed Estro Junkies by Talia Bhatt, Beth Leigh-Ann
I fear the attention spans that the culture is creating in young people but for my money there is nothing more dangerous or repellent than these 50something reactionaries who have had their shit entirely rewired by social media algorithms.
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I fear the attention spans that the culture is creating in young people but for my money there is nothing more dangerous or repellent than these 50something reactionaries who have had their shit entirely rewired by social media algorithms.
when your item of clothing is 90% signified rebellious youthful masculinity but you are 50something guy who spends your days talking about bringing products to market
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 AM
when your item of clothing is 90% signified rebellious youthful masculinity but you are 50something guy who spends your days talking about bringing products to market