#88MPH
When a Cybertruck hits 88mph, it takes you back to Apartheid South Africa
do you know how hysterical you sound claiming that a guy who endorsed germany's neo-nazi party, unbanned neo-nazis on his website, reposts neo-nazis daily, endorsed the great replacement, and whose family emigrated to south africa in support of apartheid, intentionally gave a nazi salute? absurd!
January 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Must avoid zooming this across the table at 88mph.
January 10, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I think someone managed to get a cybertruck to 88mph and now the whole US has gone back to 1933 Germany
January 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Tomoyuki Sugano, 94mph Fastball and 88mph Splitter, Overlay.
April 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Carlos Rodón, Wicked 88mph Back Foot Slider. 🤢
March 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
88MPH with a properly configured flux capacitor, if memory serves.
September 24, 2026 at 4:02 AM
If that mthafka was sober he would hit that 88mph to get him outta there….. Slacker
August 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This super speedy hedgehog has no prob gettin to 88mph!
#SonicTheHedgehog #AoStH
Art by yours truly.
June 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What makes Paul Skenes so tough to hit?

Start with this Ridiculous 4 pitch overlay!

100mph Fastball, 95mph Splinker, 85mph Sweeper & 88mph Changeup.
November 12, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Like that thing would survive to 88mph
December 3, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Faced with growing insistence from his bar's clients, Paul has decided to reinstate his racing-themed "88mph" jockstrap!
The silly gator is also sporting a brand new little cap! 🐊🔙

More versions on www.patreon.com/aliensymbol
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If you drive 88mph in a cybertruck it takes you back to 1969 Rhodesia
August 22, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Nancy Mace backtracked at 88mph to go back in time and switch from 'final solution' to 'thoughts and prayers'.
September 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
88mph
February 18, 2026 at 6:04 PM
It's March 2nd today, and you know what that means...BRING IT IN, GUYS!!!

*every character from every known game, cartoon, comic, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for driving criminal oil baron Aubrey McClendon's 2013 Chevrolet Tahoe 88mph into a concrete overpass*
March 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
When this baby hits 88mph, we will get pulled over for speeding in a school zone.
September 22, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Didn’t hit 88mph, got Fuxxored. Eat shit noob.
The DeLorean was totaled.
August 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Customer: BACK TO THE FUTURE
DMV: 88 HITLER REFERENCE

Verdict: DENIED
April 8, 2024 at 6:00 AM
If it gets up to 88mph, it goes back in time to 1980s Apartheid South Africa.
April 19, 2024 at 2:06 PM
"You built a TIME MACHINE? Out of a CYBERTRUCK?"
"When this baby hits 88mph you're going to see some serious shit..."
[The Cybertruck slams into a light pole, falls to pieces, and catches fire. Credits roll.]
May 14, 2024 at 6:37 AM
Sorry, Doc, was I going under 88mph? Better jolt my flux capacitor...🤤
February 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Install a flux capacitor into a CyberTruck and run it at 88mph (H.H.!)?

(You know, a Deplorean.)
June 2, 2025 at 7:27 AM
DIDN'T LET HIM HIT 88MPH!
January 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Kong couldn’t hit 88mph fastballs. He would be a non-prospect now
September 25, 2026 at 10:50 PM