96F and 50% humidity? Just fuckin end me bro
July 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
96F and 50% humidity? Just fuckin end me bro
Went from 96F (35C) to a high of 79F (26C) today — have I died? Is this heaven?? 😂
July 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Went from 96F (35C) to a high of 79F (26C) today — have I died? Is this heaven?? 😂
96f real feel and you do this? Taken moments before I broke their windows to free these blessed fur babies.
May 24, 2026 at 3:37 AM
96f real feel and you do this? Taken moments before I broke their windows to free these blessed fur babies.
96f and 65% humidity!?!?
September 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
96f and 65% humidity!?!?
“Je la tue” : visée par des menaces de mort du sénateur Thierry Meignen, la journaliste Nassira El Moaddem porte plainte ➡️ https://l.franceinter.fr/96F
March 25, 2026 at 5:15 AM
“Je la tue” : visée par des menaces de mort du sénateur Thierry Meignen, la journaliste Nassira El Moaddem porte plainte ➡️ https://l.franceinter.fr/96F
“Clearly, something very unusual is happening here. The temperature is not “supposed” to rise to 96F in the predawn hours of late May. To give you some idea of just how unusual this is, 96F would be the 4th warmest temperature ever recorded on May 25th - and it happened at 5:15 am”
A classic heat burst occurred just southwest of me last night as the temperature at the Chickasha Mesonet site went up to 96F (!) in the predawn hours. Spent the first half of my morning newsletter documenting and explaining this fascinating phenomenon.
open.substack.com/pub/balanced...
open.substack.com/pub/balanced...
Documenting and explaining a heat burst
And an active Sunday from the Southern Plains into the Southeast
open.substack.com
May 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
“Clearly, something very unusual is happening here. The temperature is not “supposed” to rise to 96F in the predawn hours of late May. To give you some idea of just how unusual this is, 96F would be the 4th warmest temperature ever recorded on May 25th - and it happened at 5:15 am”
"Northeast Heat Wave Smashed May Record In Philadelphia" (at 98F, broke old record of 96F, and in mid-May). Via #TheWeatherChannel: weather.com/forecast/reg...
May 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
"Northeast Heat Wave Smashed May Record In Philadelphia" (at 98F, broke old record of 96F, and in mid-May). Via #TheWeatherChannel: weather.com/forecast/reg...
96f in the valley. Toasty.
July 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
96f in the valley. Toasty.
96F with 85% humidity?? Just kill me now
June 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
96F with 85% humidity?? Just kill me now
96F outside
80F inside
80F inside
August 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
96F outside
80F inside
80F inside
It's after 8pm in California and it's 96F degrees out there. Totally totally fine.
June 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
It's after 8pm in California and it's 96F degrees out there. Totally totally fine.
but it's supposed to be fall 🥺🥺🥺
September 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
but it's supposed to be fall 🥺🥺🥺
It’s 75% humidity and headed for 96F in Pasadena today and if I wanted to live in Florida I’d freaking move to Florida don’t do this to me SoCal.
September 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
It’s 75% humidity and headed for 96F in Pasadena today and if I wanted to live in Florida I’d freaking move to Florida don’t do this to me SoCal.
Hmmm, the temp is already 90F, feels like 101F and it's supposed to get up to 96F today so I suspect it's gonna be a "do not leave the house" sort of day here in central Alabama.
July 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hmmm, the temp is already 90F, feels like 101F and it's supposed to get up to 96F today so I suspect it's gonna be a "do not leave the house" sort of day here in central Alabama.
trying to convince myself 96f is not hot
July 29, 2024 at 4:10 PM
trying to convince myself 96f is not hot
Summer solstice Eve ☀️ been a long family day and it’s 96f Saturday = more of the same in the pool and hammock ☮️😉
June 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Summer solstice Eve ☀️ been a long family day and it’s 96f Saturday = more of the same in the pool and hammock ☮️😉
96F, feels like 101F
May 18, 2026 at 7:24 PM
96F, feels like 101F
its a sexy sexy 96f outside… so sexy…
August 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
its a sexy sexy 96f outside… so sexy…
Me going for a little walk in 96F/35C heat: it's fine and good actually 😌
May 19, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Me going for a little walk in 96F/35C heat: it's fine and good actually 😌
1/10 do not recommend
35C = 96F
42C = 108F
35C = 96F
42C = 108F
July 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
1/10 do not recommend
35C = 96F
42C = 108F
35C = 96F
42C = 108F
Ex-fucking-scuse me?
July 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Ex-fucking-scuse me?