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A-LEVEL RESULTS COLUMNS DAY
[Scene is a TV news type report about A Level results day]
REPORTER [talking to camera outside a school where students are crowding outside the hall to get in]:
Well, it's that day again
When A-Level students across the country finally get to find out
What Britain's newspaper columnists think about their results.
[show the interior of the school hall, with long tables, but instead of results papers on them, loads of middle-aged newspaper columnists are all laid out]
[Close up on the COLUMNISTS lying on the table, talking up to a gaggle of excited students desperate to find out what they say]
PETER HITCHENS:
I remember when A-Levels meant something
CLARKSON:
I got a C and two U's
[Cut to outside the hall, the REPORTER is talking to a student]
REPORTER:
And did you get the middle-aged opinions you wanted?
STUDENT:
Yes!
I got one ‘There's Too Much Humanities’,
and two Oxford graduates telling me they went to Oxford.
REPORTER [now doing a voiceover, as we see the students in the school hall next to the columnists on tables, and the students are preparing to jump in the air for a photographer]:
And then the annual photo shoot…
[PHOTOGRAPHER]
One, two, three...
[One of the columnists on the table pipes up with]:
What's The Point Of University in 2026?
[The students all jump for joy]
STUDENTS:
HOORAY!
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August 13, 2026 at 12:03 PM
The Duke and Duchess of Windsor celebrate getting their #ALevelResults
August 15, 2024 at 7:58 AM
The Duke and Duchess of Windsor celebrate getting their #ALevelResults
Not bad for Muslims who don’t #integrate!
Not bad for #Muslims who don’t speak #English!
#alevelresults #exams
Not bad for #Muslims who don’t speak #English!
#alevelresults #exams
August 13, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Not bad for Muslims who don’t #integrate!
Not bad for #Muslims who don’t speak #English!
#alevelresults #exams
Not bad for #Muslims who don’t speak #English!
#alevelresults #exams
Happy All About Eve day! #alevelresults
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Happy All About Eve day! #alevelresults
Christian Adams @Adamstoon1 on #AndyBurnham #ALevelResults @Telegraph – political cartoon gallery original-political-cartoon.com
August 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Christian Adams @Adamstoon1 on #AndyBurnham #ALevelResults @Telegraph – political cartoon gallery original-political-cartoon.com
So so proud of my son, Finn! Fantastic A level results! He's absolutely chuffed to bits!!!
He'll be starting his degree at St John's University in York in September! Prod proud mum moment!! #Alevelresults 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😊😊😊
He'll be starting his degree at St John's University in York in September! Prod proud mum moment!! #Alevelresults 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😊😊😊
August 13, 2026 at 7:41 AM
So so proud of my son, Finn! Fantastic A level results! He's absolutely chuffed to bits!!!
He'll be starting his degree at St John's University in York in September! Prod proud mum moment!! #Alevelresults 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😊😊😊
He'll be starting his degree at St John's University in York in September! Prod proud mum moment!! #Alevelresults 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😊😊😊
Good luck to all those receiving their #ALevelResults today!
Exams Completed! Nobody Can Stop Me
Alt: Exams Completed! Nobody Can Stop Me
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August 13, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Good luck to all those receiving their #ALevelResults today!
#ALevelResults
Dean our paperboy was telling us yesterday about his older brother Darren’s A Level results. Apparently he got A*s in:
-Applied ASLEF & Linkerism
-Monkey Pox
-Gender Fluidity
-Taylor Swift Songs.
He is going to The University of Clacton to study Incitement.
🤔
Dean our paperboy was telling us yesterday about his older brother Darren’s A Level results. Apparently he got A*s in:
-Applied ASLEF & Linkerism
-Monkey Pox
-Gender Fluidity
-Taylor Swift Songs.
He is going to The University of Clacton to study Incitement.
🤔
August 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
#ALevelResults
Dean our paperboy was telling us yesterday about his older brother Darren’s A Level results. Apparently he got A*s in:
-Applied ASLEF & Linkerism
-Monkey Pox
-Gender Fluidity
-Taylor Swift Songs.
He is going to The University of Clacton to study Incitement.
🤔
Dean our paperboy was telling us yesterday about his older brother Darren’s A Level results. Apparently he got A*s in:
-Applied ASLEF & Linkerism
-Monkey Pox
-Gender Fluidity
-Taylor Swift Songs.
He is going to The University of Clacton to study Incitement.
🤔
All grade boundaries are now live!
#alevels2024 #ALevelResults #ALevelResultsDay
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#alevels2024 #ALevelResults #ALevelResultsDay
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Grade boundaries statistics 2024 exam results A level
GCE, GCSE & iGCSE grade boundaries Summer 2024 (updated as released) Links (or scroll down) GCE (AS/A Level) AQA EDEXCEL (Pearson) OCR WJEC/ EDUQAS CIE CCEA Secure access to exam board (teachers/centr...
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August 15, 2024 at 7:06 AM
All grade boundaries are now live!
#alevels2024 #ALevelResults #ALevelResultsDay
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#alevels2024 #ALevelResults #ALevelResultsDay
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For anyone collecting #ALevelResults today, I wish you the very best, remember
"You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
If today doesn't bring good news, please don't let it define you, you are amazing
#art #watercolour #paint #lion
"You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
If today doesn't bring good news, please don't let it define you, you are amazing
#art #watercolour #paint #lion
August 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
For anyone collecting #ALevelResults today, I wish you the very best, remember
"You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
If today doesn't bring good news, please don't let it define you, you are amazing
#art #watercolour #paint #lion
"You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
If today doesn't bring good news, please don't let it define you, you are amazing
#art #watercolour #paint #lion
Could they only think of 7 colours?? #ALevelResults
August 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Could they only think of 7 colours?? #ALevelResults
Happy #alevelresults day! Congratulations and, whatever your results, remember you have the freedom to shape your own future. Look forwards not backwards. Be your best!
August 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Happy #alevelresults day! Congratulations and, whatever your results, remember you have the freedom to shape your own future. Look forwards not backwards. Be your best!
August 13, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Many are getting their A-Level results today, which is an exciting but nervous time.
#Alevels #alevelresults #alevelresultsday #alevelresults #examsresults #yougotthis #fyp #SchoolYears #sen #Send #EduChatUK #EduChat
#Alevels #alevelresults #alevelresultsday #alevelresults #examsresults #yougotthis #fyp #SchoolYears #sen #Send #EduChatUK #EduChat
August 13, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Many are getting their A-Level results today, which is an exciting but nervous time.
#Alevels #alevelresults #alevelresultsday #alevelresults #examsresults #yougotthis #fyp #SchoolYears #sen #Send #EduChatUK #EduChat
#Alevels #alevelresults #alevelresultsday #alevelresults #examsresults #yougotthis #fyp #SchoolYears #sen #Send #EduChatUK #EduChat
With the new university year on the horizon, why not try The Roommates, a suspense story set in freshers’ week? Four students. Four secrets. One devastating lie. #suspense #thrillerbooks #ALevelResults #highers #university #booksky bit.ly/TheRoommatesRS
August 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
With the new university year on the horizon, why not try The Roommates, a suspense story set in freshers’ week? Four students. Four secrets. One devastating lie. #suspense #thrillerbooks #ALevelResults #highers #university #booksky bit.ly/TheRoommatesRS
Solidarity with anyone who’s had a tough day, an emotional day, or a head-scratchy, frustrating day where things don’t really make sense.
It’s not all on you as the students’ teacher or as a department’s HoD. Learn what you can, without forgetting the next cohort is different. #alevelresults
It’s not all on you as the students’ teacher or as a department’s HoD. Learn what you can, without forgetting the next cohort is different. #alevelresults
August 15, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Solidarity with anyone who’s had a tough day, an emotional day, or a head-scratchy, frustrating day where things don’t really make sense.
It’s not all on you as the students’ teacher or as a department’s HoD. Learn what you can, without forgetting the next cohort is different. #alevelresults
It’s not all on you as the students’ teacher or as a department’s HoD. Learn what you can, without forgetting the next cohort is different. #alevelresults
In case you thought photographs of female students jumping in the air was a modern Daily Telegraph thing, here's the Strand Magazine doing it in 1899. #ALevelResults
August 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
In case you thought photographs of female students jumping in the air was a modern Daily Telegraph thing, here's the Strand Magazine doing it in 1899. #ALevelResults
My final school report read
‘Steven has done extremely well in his A-levels, but he must look long and hard at his attitude if he is to fit into the adult world.’
Whatever!
#ALevelResults
‘Steven has done extremely well in his A-levels, but he must look long and hard at his attitude if he is to fit into the adult world.’
Whatever!
#ALevelResults
August 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My final school report read
‘Steven has done extremely well in his A-levels, but he must look long and hard at his attitude if he is to fit into the adult world.’
Whatever!
#ALevelResults
‘Steven has done extremely well in his A-levels, but he must look long and hard at his attitude if he is to fit into the adult world.’
Whatever!
#ALevelResults
Sustaining the annual tradition of me posting the photo of me printed in the local paper on #Alevelresults day.
Many young people have since made life-defining decisions based on things this guy has said/written. A frankly terrifying prospect.
Many young people have since made life-defining decisions based on things this guy has said/written. A frankly terrifying prospect.
August 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Sustaining the annual tradition of me posting the photo of me printed in the local paper on #Alevelresults day.
Many young people have since made life-defining decisions based on things this guy has said/written. A frankly terrifying prospect.
Many young people have since made life-defining decisions based on things this guy has said/written. A frankly terrifying prospect.
As the evening begins and we approach another Aberystwyth sunset, we wish everyone waiting for #alevelresults tomorrow the best of luck.
August 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
As the evening begins and we approach another Aberystwyth sunset, we wish everyone waiting for #alevelresults tomorrow the best of luck.
Failing your exams doesn't mean you've failed your life. I failed most of mine and still got a degree. There are always options. #ALevelResults
August 15, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Failing your exams doesn't mean you've failed your life. I failed most of mine and still got a degree. There are always options. #ALevelResults
🎉📚 Good luck to everyone getting your A level, BTEC and T level results today.
👏 Well done for all your hard work - and thank you to teachers.
Wishing all students in Putney all the best for the future.
🌟 #ALevelResults #TLevelResults
👏 Well done for all your hard work - and thank you to teachers.
Wishing all students in Putney all the best for the future.
🌟 #ALevelResults #TLevelResults
August 13, 2026 at 7:08 AM
🎉📚 Good luck to everyone getting your A level, BTEC and T level results today.
👏 Well done for all your hard work - and thank you to teachers.
Wishing all students in Putney all the best for the future.
🌟 #ALevelResults #TLevelResults
👏 Well done for all your hard work - and thank you to teachers.
Wishing all students in Putney all the best for the future.
🌟 #ALevelResults #TLevelResults
As a former teacher, I’ve seen first-hand the late nights, the pressure, and the perseverance that lead up to results day.
To everyone who got their results today: be proud of what you’ve achieved.
This is just the beginning of your journey. #ALevelResults #ResultsDay
To everyone who got their results today: be proud of what you’ve achieved.
This is just the beginning of your journey. #ALevelResults #ResultsDay
August 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
As a former teacher, I’ve seen first-hand the late nights, the pressure, and the perseverance that lead up to results day.
To everyone who got their results today: be proud of what you’ve achieved.
This is just the beginning of your journey. #ALevelResults #ResultsDay
To everyone who got their results today: be proud of what you’ve achieved.
This is just the beginning of your journey. #ALevelResults #ResultsDay
Big news!!! 🚨
I’m off to university!!! 🎓
Looking forward to studying Broadcast and Digital Journalism at @leedstrinity.bsky.social
Can’t wait to get started…✍️
#university #ALevelResults #ALevels #Leeds
I’m off to university!!! 🎓
Looking forward to studying Broadcast and Digital Journalism at @leedstrinity.bsky.social
Can’t wait to get started…✍️
#university #ALevelResults #ALevels #Leeds
August 13, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Big news!!! 🚨
I’m off to university!!! 🎓
Looking forward to studying Broadcast and Digital Journalism at @leedstrinity.bsky.social
Can’t wait to get started…✍️
#university #ALevelResults #ALevels #Leeds
I’m off to university!!! 🎓
Looking forward to studying Broadcast and Digital Journalism at @leedstrinity.bsky.social
Can’t wait to get started…✍️
#university #ALevelResults #ALevels #Leeds
Good luck to everyone in Cheadle getting A-Level, BTEC or T-Level results today! 🎉 You’ve worked so hard & shown real resilience. Whatever your grades, this is just one chapter in your story – many paths lead to success. You’ve got this 💪 #ALevelResults #resultsday2025
August 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Good luck to everyone in Cheadle getting A-Level, BTEC or T-Level results today! 🎉 You’ve worked so hard & shown real resilience. Whatever your grades, this is just one chapter in your story – many paths lead to success. You’ve got this 💪 #ALevelResults #resultsday2025