Having a little treat before bedtime (antacids).
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Having a little treat before bedtime (antacids).
Having a little nightcap (the maximum recommended dose of chewable antacids).
June 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Having a little nightcap (the maximum recommended dose of chewable antacids).
Don’t use milk or antacids on tear gas. Use water. Anyone telling otherwise is a charlatan.
June 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Don’t use milk or antacids on tear gas. Use water. Anyone telling otherwise is a charlatan.
Is it too much to ask to make these flintstones-shaped?
December 3, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Is it too much to ask to make these flintstones-shaped?
I only have room in my heart for one true love, and it’s antacids.
June 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I only have room in my heart for one true love, and it’s antacids.
Antacids are just acids that can carry 20x their own body weight.
May 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Antacids are just acids that can carry 20x their own body weight.
two antacids and a prednisone
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September 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
two antacids and a prednisone
You know you're old when you start traveling with your own antacids.
May 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You know you're old when you start traveling with your own antacids.
At my age, “living dangerously” means eating a taco after 10 PM and not pre-gaming with antacids.
July 22, 2026 at 1:02 PM
At my age, “living dangerously” means eating a taco after 10 PM and not pre-gaming with antacids.
Use only water or fresh air on tear gas or pepper spray.
No milk, vinegar, antacids, urine, etc. and especially not in eye.
Thank me later,
An actual expert
No milk, vinegar, antacids, urine, etc. and especially not in eye.
Thank me later,
An actual expert
October 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Use only water or fresh air on tear gas or pepper spray.
No milk, vinegar, antacids, urine, etc. and especially not in eye.
Thank me later,
An actual expert
No milk, vinegar, antacids, urine, etc. and especially not in eye.
Thank me later,
An actual expert
Why do my antacids look like tiny condoms
May 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Why do my antacids look like tiny condoms
Welcome to your 40s, your dessert is now antacids
May 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Welcome to your 40s, your dessert is now antacids
I mean, if Al Sharpton can persuade them to unlock the antacids it would at least be progress.
April 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I mean, if Al Sharpton can persuade them to unlock the antacids it would at least be progress.
Don't put antacids into people's eyes. This is medical malpractice.
also easy to mix up the antidote for tear gas/pepper spray (or something that eases the eye damage), it's just a mixture of liquid antacid and water.
January 19, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Don't put antacids into people's eyes. This is medical malpractice.
Someone replied to a post I helped write about the recent study on aluminum adjuvants in vaccines with the comment
"Amazing! I'll go get some aluminum pills!"
Antacids. They are called antacids.
"Amazing! I'll go get some aluminum pills!"
Antacids. They are called antacids.
July 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Someone replied to a post I helped write about the recent study on aluminum adjuvants in vaccines with the comment
"Amazing! I'll go get some aluminum pills!"
Antacids. They are called antacids.
"Amazing! I'll go get some aluminum pills!"
Antacids. They are called antacids.
Time for my bedtime routine: antacids and an emotional support orgasm.
April 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Time for my bedtime routine: antacids and an emotional support orgasm.
*at a concert* man I hope they have some antacids here
May 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
*at a concert* man I hope they have some antacids here
Use only water or fresh air on tear gas or pepper spray.
No milk, vinegar, antacids, urine, etc. and especially not in eye.
Thank me later,
An actual expert
No milk, vinegar, antacids, urine, etc. and especially not in eye.
Thank me later,
An actual expert
September 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Use only water or fresh air on tear gas or pepper spray.
No milk, vinegar, antacids, urine, etc. and especially not in eye.
Thank me later,
An actual expert
No milk, vinegar, antacids, urine, etc. and especially not in eye.
Thank me later,
An actual expert
Hear me out.....adult candy necklaces but with Tums antacids and ibuprofens.
July 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hear me out.....adult candy necklaces but with Tums antacids and ibuprofens.
my husband: do you have any antacids in your purse?
me: no...two tarot decks! but no antacids.
my husband: :|
me: no...two tarot decks! but no antacids.
my husband: :|
May 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
my husband: do you have any antacids in your purse?
me: no...two tarot decks! but no antacids.
my husband: :|
me: no...two tarot decks! but no antacids.
my husband: :|
Milk and antacids aren’t particularly useful as treatment of tear gas exposure. Water is your best bet
December 3, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Milk and antacids aren’t particularly useful as treatment of tear gas exposure. Water is your best bet
interesting (derogatory)
gonna stock up on the antacids
gonna stock up on the antacids
September 23, 2026 at 12:29 AM
interesting (derogatory)
gonna stock up on the antacids
gonna stock up on the antacids
There are not enough antacids on the planet right now
January 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
There are not enough antacids on the planet right now
Do not use Maalox or other antacids on tear gas
September 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Do not use Maalox or other antacids on tear gas