Me liking every shitpost I see right now
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November 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Me liking every shitpost I see right now
Two impeachments at the same time man
November 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Two impeachments at the same time man
contributing writer at the Atlantic
November 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
contributing writer at the Atlantic
every significant American election be like
November 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
every significant American election be like
“I Voted” stickers starting to accumulate at the Alex Pretti Memorial in Whittier, Minneapolis
November 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
“I Voted” stickers starting to accumulate at the Alex Pretti Memorial in Whittier, Minneapolis
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November 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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*paws at you* hey, bro, look at my foot
*paws at you* it smells funky lol
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*paws at you* bro, come on, smooch it
*paws at you* lick it clean, bro
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*paws at you* bro, come on, smooch it
*paws at you* lick it clean, bro
November 3, 2026 at 12:54 PM
*paws at you* hey, bro, look at my foot
*paws at you* it smells funky lol
*paws at you* sniff it
*paws at you* kiss it
*paws at you* bro, come on, smooch it
*paws at you* lick it clean, bro
*paws at you* it smells funky lol
*paws at you* sniff it
*paws at you* kiss it
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*paws at you* lick it clean, bro
Jackson State University
Party at the polls 🗳️
Party at the polls 🗳️
November 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Jackson State University
Party at the polls 🗳️
Party at the polls 🗳️
As Carl Sagan said, “They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.
November 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
As Carl Sagan said, “They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
Two more options left to vote, Michigan.
—Drop your absentee ballots off at your local clerk's office or at a ballot dropbox by Tuesday at 8PM.
—Vote in person on Election Day, Tuesday, November 3rd!
—Drop your absentee ballots off at your local clerk's office or at a ballot dropbox by Tuesday at 8PM.
—Vote in person on Election Day, Tuesday, November 3rd!
November 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Two more options left to vote, Michigan.
—Drop your absentee ballots off at your local clerk's office or at a ballot dropbox by Tuesday at 8PM.
—Vote in person on Election Day, Tuesday, November 3rd!
—Drop your absentee ballots off at your local clerk's office or at a ballot dropbox by Tuesday at 8PM.
—Vote in person on Election Day, Tuesday, November 3rd!
remember when cabinet members campaigning at partisan political rallies was illegal?
November 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
remember when cabinet members campaigning at partisan political rallies was illegal?
“Triceratops at Ueno”
(2025)
(2025)
November 3, 2026 at 8:47 AM
“Triceratops at Ueno”
(2025)
(2025)
At 7:10am the line is out the door! longhorns
November 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
At 7:10am the line is out the door! longhorns
Look at this picture I took of Sam Alito on TV he looks like Ebenezer Scrooge at a baseball game
November 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Look at this picture I took of Sam Alito on TV he looks like Ebenezer Scrooge at a baseball game
LOOKING AT YOU, REPUBLICAN VOTERS
October 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
LOOKING AT YOU, REPUBLICAN VOTERS
The politics master at work
ANDERSON COOPER: Do you want Democrats to win control of the Senate?
HALEY STEVENS: I absolutely do
COOPER: ...
HALEY STEVENS: I absolutely do
COOPER: ...
November 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The politics master at work
Talarico at nearly 70% in Cameron County, home of Elon Musk's Starbase
November 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Talarico at nearly 70% in Cameron County, home of Elon Musk's Starbase
Gee, that's so weird, right? (not at all)🙄
November 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Gee, that's so weird, right? (not at all)🙄
DJ at the polling station!
(And the line is out the door!)
(And the line is out the door!)
November 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
DJ at the polling station!
(And the line is out the door!)
(And the line is out the door!)
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October 31, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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Brutal💥
Anyway, Mike Rogers & Haley Stevens wasted their time at this last-minute stop at a Black church.
These folks know what’s up. And the resentment at being used will be real.
It will only get stronger for Abdul from here.
#BlueWaveInOneDay
Anyway, Mike Rogers & Haley Stevens wasted their time at this last-minute stop at a Black church.
These folks know what’s up. And the resentment at being used will be real.
It will only get stronger for Abdul from here.
#BlueWaveInOneDay
November 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Brutal💥
Anyway, Mike Rogers & Haley Stevens wasted their time at this last-minute stop at a Black church.
These folks know what’s up. And the resentment at being used will be real.
It will only get stronger for Abdul from here.
#BlueWaveInOneDay
Anyway, Mike Rogers & Haley Stevens wasted their time at this last-minute stop at a Black church.
These folks know what’s up. And the resentment at being used will be real.
It will only get stronger for Abdul from here.
#BlueWaveInOneDay
millennials love Deep Space Nine because it's set at the mall
November 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
millennials love Deep Space Nine because it's set at the mall
Lol, a photo of Trump’s crowd at his final speech before the midterms.
Photo credit: MeidasTouch
Photo credit: MeidasTouch
November 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Lol, a photo of Trump’s crowd at his final speech before the midterms.
Photo credit: MeidasTouch
Photo credit: MeidasTouch