#AirLine
all airline pilots must be furries
Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?
November 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
From SNL: A new airline class.
November 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
All airline pilots are trans furries now
November 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
All airline pilots are Furries now
November 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
you KNOW they don’t check your shoes on Airline Musk
November 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
R.I.P. the seafoam X Tone, lost at sea…tho the airline says I can “file a clam”
November 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airline...

Airlines can punish you for this. I probably wouldn't do this on my frequent flyer number.
Airline booking ploys - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
EPSTEIN AIRLINE !
October 29, 2026 at 9:10 PM
CATCH FLIGHTS, NOT FEELINGS ✈️
Daughter of an airline pilot’s plan to “win the breakup” gets sabotaged at every airport by a rival stand-by passenger.
Airline rom-com / Draft 2 in progress
#QuestPit #W #A #R
November 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The return of airline price controls
November 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Are you telling me this World Airline is Trans?
November 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Behold my elite airline status. Don't worry Louisiana I am coming to vote!
November 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Can't wait for the day that every pilot and airline company's CEOs who participated in deporting humans in chains are jailed for human trafficking and crimes against humanity
🧊🛩️ CABO VERDE 🌏⛓️

😲 A Journey Aviation G5 (tail: N62FF) on an ICE mission out of Louisiana traffics chained humans to Sal Island 🇨🇻
November 4, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Airline: we charge extra for checked luggage, but free to carry on!

Airline: we need volunteers to check their luggage at the gate.

Airline: we have limits on size of carry on bags.

Airline [as neighbour brings on massive bag]:...

Airline: sorry no space for your carry on bag!
November 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Side note: his Virgin America airline was way ahead of its time. It was such a threat to the airline industry (namely Alaska Airlines) that Alaska bought it and used most of its tech for its airline after the "merger".
November 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The price of airline tickets to Jackson MS seems to have gone up dramatically over the course of the day, possibly due to a sudden surge in traffic into the state for reporting/election operations

which has been a great inconvenience to me personally
November 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Sorry your boyfriend thinks cunnilingus is an Irish airline.
Sorry your boyfriend thinks cunnilingus is a type of dinosaur.
November 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Claims that airlines are banning vaccinated people from flying are circulating online.

This isn’t true. There is no evidence of any airline doing this.
Airlines are not banning vaccinated people from flying – Full Fact
Similar claims have been circulating online since 2021, but there is no evidence any airline bans vaccinated people from flying.
fullfact.org
November 1, 2026 at 10:30 AM
I wouldn’t necessarily be opposed to this.
New Airline Class - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
actually how it feels to buy airline tickets right now
November 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Airline upgrade my seat and now I’m the pilot
November 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Finally back home, here's a bit of unsolicited advice: don't fly with Copa, what an absolute dogshit airline

Our flight got overbooked and delayed by hours, they left one of my briefcases in Panama, the food was ass and no screens for a 7+ hour flight. Terrible. Never booking them again.
November 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The only Airline that's not high yield is Delta which has the same rating as SpaceX
November 1, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Airline pilots for the win!
November 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Former Airline Employee Sentenced for Bilking $600k in Upgrades, Vouchers, and More
Former Airline Employee Sentenced for Bilking $600k in Upgrades, Vouchers, and More
Chaculvin Hayes pleaded guilty in June.
gizmodo.com
November 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM