An Alcibiades I drew in August and forgot about..
December 16, 2024 at 4:40 AM
An Alcibiades I drew in August and forgot about..
Socrates managed to bag Alcibiades, the hottest dude in Athens, and basically drove him insane because he was like "love is, uh, shapes" when Alcibiades just wanted to FUCK.
September 30, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Socrates managed to bag Alcibiades, the hottest dude in Athens, and basically drove him insane because he was like "love is, uh, shapes" when Alcibiades just wanted to FUCK.
Love the idea of Alcibiades in the Symposium as the ur messy bitch.
September 30, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Love the idea of Alcibiades in the Symposium as the ur messy bitch.
And because they listened to a slick snake oil salesman like Alcibiades.
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
And because they listened to a slick snake oil salesman like Alcibiades.
alcibiades and socrates as a christmas treat
December 25, 2024 at 3:23 PM
alcibiades and socrates as a christmas treat
Actual Athenian politics:
Alcibiades: Let's invade Sicily, we'll get rich and cut Sparta's western lifeline!"
Nicias: "That seems reckless, our enemies are just waiting for us to step on a rake."
Alcibiades: "What are you, a pussy?"
Herald: "The vote is unanimous, the expedition is approved!"
Alcibiades: Let's invade Sicily, we'll get rich and cut Sparta's western lifeline!"
Nicias: "That seems reckless, our enemies are just waiting for us to step on a rake."
Alcibiades: "What are you, a pussy?"
Herald: "The vote is unanimous, the expedition is approved!"
September 24, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Actual Athenian politics:
Alcibiades: Let's invade Sicily, we'll get rich and cut Sparta's western lifeline!"
Nicias: "That seems reckless, our enemies are just waiting for us to step on a rake."
Alcibiades: "What are you, a pussy?"
Herald: "The vote is unanimous, the expedition is approved!"
Alcibiades: Let's invade Sicily, we'll get rich and cut Sparta's western lifeline!"
Nicias: "That seems reckless, our enemies are just waiting for us to step on a rake."
Alcibiades: "What are you, a pussy?"
Herald: "The vote is unanimous, the expedition is approved!"
dude had Alcibiades howling like a cartoon zoot-suited wolf at a night club and straight up philosophy-zoned his ass
September 30, 2026 at 3:36 AM
dude had Alcibiades howling like a cartoon zoot-suited wolf at a night club and straight up philosophy-zoned his ass
Alcibiades does not get nearly enough shit
March 21, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Alcibiades does not get nearly enough shit
"but he's so pretty how could he be wrong" lemme introduce you to this guy named Alcibiades
December 10, 2024 at 2:24 AM
"but he's so pretty how could he be wrong" lemme introduce you to this guy named Alcibiades
although alcibiades is doing his best to change one of those things
July 29, 2026 at 2:51 PM
although alcibiades is doing his best to change one of those things
The plague, arrogance, infighting, Alcibiades' Decelea tip, several Persian fleets, the watchwords on the Epipolai, overreacting to a lunar eclipse, and chance.
February 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The plague, arrogance, infighting, Alcibiades' Decelea tip, several Persian fleets, the watchwords on the Epipolai, overreacting to a lunar eclipse, and chance.
brutally framemogged by alcibiades at the symposium. erotic knowledge in doubt
March 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
brutally framemogged by alcibiades at the symposium. erotic knowledge in doubt
Alcibiades and Socrates who are very normal about each other
February 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Alcibiades and Socrates who are very normal about each other
🎨🎨 Socrates Chiding Alcibiades in Home of a Courtesan, Germán Hernández Amores. 1857.
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
🎨🎨 Socrates Chiding Alcibiades in Home of a Courtesan, Germán Hernández Amores. 1857.
Alcibiades has entered the chat.
I hate to be the bearer of good news but questionably evil pretty-boy who reached for the throne and miss goes back at least as far as Lucifer. And there has always been fan art.
May 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Alcibiades has entered the chat.
socrates and alcibiades cozy thing from last night (socrates is looking at you like that bc you're one of alcibiades' other lovers. sorry you missed your turn today)
March 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
socrates and alcibiades cozy thing from last night (socrates is looking at you like that bc you're one of alcibiades' other lovers. sorry you missed your turn today)
It's a hard k sound. Same with Alcibiades.
30. Everyone pronounces ‘Thucydides’ wrongly.
July 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It's a hard k sound. Same with Alcibiades.
alcibiades and Socrates in $100 bedazzled cynic crop tops. alcibiades likes silly expensive stuff. Socrates doesn't.
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
alcibiades and Socrates in $100 bedazzled cynic crop tops. alcibiades likes silly expensive stuff. Socrates doesn't.
if there's ever a Peloponnesian War movie they should cast Chris Fleming as Alcibiades
January 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
if there's ever a Peloponnesian War movie they should cast Chris Fleming as Alcibiades
"I don't understand why humanistic education is important or necessary" - guy with Alcibiades in his username.
That is why you need it. Perhaps if you had approached with a more open mind, you might have gained more by it.
That is why you need it. Perhaps if you had approached with a more open mind, you might have gained more by it.
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"I don't understand why humanistic education is important or necessary" - guy with Alcibiades in his username.
That is why you need it. Perhaps if you had approached with a more open mind, you might have gained more by it.
That is why you need it. Perhaps if you had approached with a more open mind, you might have gained more by it.
Got a request the other day for Alcibiades with lots of gold on him so uhm here.
January 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Got a request the other day for Alcibiades with lots of gold on him so uhm here.
*snapping my fingers repeatedly, trying to remember the name Jason Alexander* the guy ah, Costanza, you know, Theseus Alcibiades
June 25, 2026 at 2:33 PM
*snapping my fingers repeatedly, trying to remember the name Jason Alexander* the guy ah, Costanza, you know, Theseus Alcibiades
If Trump's Secret Service name ain't Alcibiades I will be super disappointed
Sure would be nice if some of these people figured out that Trump and Musk are working on stealing all THEIR money too.
It’s entirely possible that the next big move is that the traditional Republican power players - Wall Street, defense, extractives, private equity, even NADA - get their Congresspeople on the phone and have them remove Trump before he makes 1929 look like a mild recession.
February 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
If Trump's Secret Service name ain't Alcibiades I will be super disappointed
Wow, Alcibiades taking strays from 2,400 years out.
April 23, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Wow, Alcibiades taking strays from 2,400 years out.