funny prank: alloca but in your callers stack frame
June 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
funny prank: alloca but in your callers stack frame
`alloca` is the Canadian `alloc`, eh?
November 25, 2024 at 8:38 PM
`alloca` is the Canadian `alloc`, eh?
Our Shauneen Miranda reports for @statesnewsroom.com DC on a sweeping private school voucher program tucked inside the U.S. House GOP tax bill--$5 billion a year for 4 years www.newsfromthestates.com/article/swee...
Sweeping private school voucher program tucked inside U.S. House GOP tax bill
WASHINGTON — A national school voucher program got a step closer to becoming law Wednesday, as school choice continues to take heat across the United States.The proposal in the U.S. House would alloca...
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May 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Our Shauneen Miranda reports for @statesnewsroom.com DC on a sweeping private school voucher program tucked inside the U.S. House GOP tax bill--$5 billion a year for 4 years www.newsfromthestates.com/article/swee...
More people in audience claimed to know about alloca() than Shakira.
You guys need to get out more and stop overflowing the stack with non-standard compiler extensions.
You guys need to get out more and stop overflowing the stack with non-standard compiler extensions.
I hope they could hear the tune in their head cause I couldn't spin that track.
November 25, 2024 at 8:25 PM
More people in audience claimed to know about alloca() than Shakira.
You guys need to get out more and stop overflowing the stack with non-standard compiler extensions.
You guys need to get out more and stop overflowing the stack with non-standard compiler extensions.
🚨🚨 The European Union will allocate 2 billion euros ($2.3 billion) to drones for Ukraine, @ec.europa.eu President @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu von der Leyen announced today ahead of a meeting of the European Commission's Defense College. Good news but....
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EU to allocate over $2 billion for drones for Ukraine, von der Leyen says
"This allows Ukraine to scale up and to use its full capacity. And of course, it will also allow the EU to benefit from this technology," Ursula von der Leyen said.
kyivindependent.com
September 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
🚨🚨 The European Union will allocate 2 billion euros ($2.3 billion) to drones for Ukraine, @ec.europa.eu President @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu von der Leyen announced today ahead of a meeting of the European Commission's Defense College. Good news but....
kyivindependent.com/eu-to-alloca...
kyivindependent.com/eu-to-alloca...
Team White Lotus & HBO, you’re the best. Biggest thanks for having me!
📸 #1 - Dave Alloca / Starpix
📸 #1 - Dave Alloca / Starpix
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Team White Lotus & HBO, you’re the best. Biggest thanks for having me!
📸 #1 - Dave Alloca / Starpix
📸 #1 - Dave Alloca / Starpix
President Donald Trump attacked reporters as "dumb" and "stupid" during a rant about the ballroom he wants to build at the White House.
'You dumb person!' Trump erupts when pressed on his ballooning $1B White House ballroom
President Donald Trump attacked reporters as "dumb" and "stupid" during a rant about the ballroom he wants to build at the White House.During a press gaggle outside the White House on Tuesday, Trump insisted that his ballroom project was under budget, even as Republicans in Congress sought to alloca...
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May 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
President Donald Trump attacked reporters as "dumb" and "stupid" during a rant about the ballroom he wants to build at the White House.
"hmm why is this segfaulting all the time"
(i made the same mistake with alignment)
(i made the same mistake with alignment)
![%unboxed = alloca [16 x i8], align 512
store i64 %z_7, ptr %unboxed, align 512](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j7ri4agbraq6g3dfmyccxep2/bafkreic7qjtkkb3nnguorsyyjxkqvimvotjfwusloselwqwvz7k6qresku)
June 22, 2026 at 1:56 AM
"hmm why is this segfaulting all the time"
(i made the same mistake with alignment)
(i made the same mistake with alignment)
the reason we keep getting reports showing ultra-low-quality standards for carbon offsets is because it is fundamentally a system that rewards volume of sales, not quality of service
A system of trading climate action for profit will always tends towards not working!!!
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A system of trading climate action for profit will always tends towards not working!!!
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March 22, 2026 at 8:29 AM
the reason we keep getting reports showing ultra-low-quality standards for carbon offsets is because it is fundamentally a system that rewards volume of sales, not quality of service
A system of trading climate action for profit will always tends towards not working!!!
cdn.catf.us/wp-content/u...
A system of trading climate action for profit will always tends towards not working!!!
cdn.catf.us/wp-content/u...
Oi @jeffquesado.ulivre.dev
LLVM IR:
--------------------
; ModuleID = "main"
target triple = "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu"
define i32 @"main"()
{
entry:
%"y" = alloca i32
store i32 5, i32* %"y"
ret i32 0
}
LLVM IR saved to output.ll
Object code saved to output.o
LLVM IR:
--------------------
; ModuleID = "main"
target triple = "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu"
define i32 @"main"()
{
entry:
%"y" = alloca i32
store i32 5, i32* %"y"
ret i32 0
}
LLVM IR saved to output.ll
Object code saved to output.o
September 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Oi @jeffquesado.ulivre.dev
LLVM IR:
--------------------
; ModuleID = "main"
target triple = "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu"
define i32 @"main"()
{
entry:
%"y" = alloca i32
store i32 5, i32* %"y"
ret i32 0
}
LLVM IR saved to output.ll
Object code saved to output.o
LLVM IR:
--------------------
; ModuleID = "main"
target triple = "x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu"
define i32 @"main"()
{
entry:
%"y" = alloca i32
store i32 5, i32* %"y"
ret i32 0
}
LLVM IR saved to output.ll
Object code saved to output.o
Not even their C99 compiler is compliant. You gotta use alloca because they didn't bother implement variable length arrays.
April 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Not even their C99 compiler is compliant. You gotta use alloca because they didn't bother implement variable length arrays.
NEW: Rep. @beyer.house.gov leads 26 fellow House Democrats in calling for the U.S. Postal Service to immediately withdraw postal inspectors from the Department of Homeland Security's immigration task force and asking the postmaster general for an update by Aug. 1
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beyer.house.gov/uploadedfile...
July 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
NEW: Rep. @beyer.house.gov leads 26 fellow House Democrats in calling for the U.S. Postal Service to immediately withdraw postal inspectors from the Department of Homeland Security's immigration task force and asking the postmaster general for an update by Aug. 1
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beyer.house.gov/uploadedfile...
France Travail rebaptisée France Désespoir.
Tu as plus de 50 ans. Tu es déjà moins qu'une merde sur le marché du travail. France Désespoir va se charger de te le rappeler quotidiennement.
rmc.bfmtv.com/conso/alloca...
Tu as plus de 50 ans. Tu es déjà moins qu'une merde sur le marché du travail. France Désespoir va se charger de te le rappeler quotidiennement.
rmc.bfmtv.com/conso/alloca...
March 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
France Travail rebaptisée France Désespoir.
Tu as plus de 50 ans. Tu es déjà moins qu'une merde sur le marché du travail. France Désespoir va se charger de te le rappeler quotidiennement.
rmc.bfmtv.com/conso/alloca...
Tu as plus de 50 ans. Tu es déjà moins qu'une merde sur le marché du travail. France Désespoir va se charger de te le rappeler quotidiennement.
rmc.bfmtv.com/conso/alloca...
Japanese equities have been a bit of a dark horse over the past decade…
monevator.com/asset-alloca...
monevator.com/asset-alloca...
Asset allocation quilt – the winners and losers of the last 10 years - Monevator
Our asset allocation quilt shakes down the winners and losers of the last ten years.
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January 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Japanese equities have been a bit of a dark horse over the past decade…
monevator.com/asset-alloca...
monevator.com/asset-alloca...
Oui, c'est une conséquence de la réforme des retraites rmc.bfmtv.com/conso/alloca...
March 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Oui, c'est une conséquence de la réforme des retraites rmc.bfmtv.com/conso/alloca...
The "io" package is a core part of Go's standard library. Porting it to C was an interesting challenge.
I had to figure out how to handle slices, multiple return values, errors, and interfaces in C. But in the end, it worked out pretty well!
antonz.org/porting-go-io
I had to figure out how to handle slices, multiple return values, errors, and interfaces in C. But in the end, it worked out pretty well!
antonz.org/porting-go-io
Porting Go's io package to C
Interfaces, slices, multi-returns and alloca.
antonz.org
March 25, 2026 at 2:19 PM
The "io" package is a core part of Go's standard library. Porting it to C was an interesting challenge.
I had to figure out how to handle slices, multiple return values, errors, and interfaces in C. But in the end, it worked out pretty well!
antonz.org/porting-go-io
I had to figure out how to handle slices, multiple return values, errors, and interfaces in C. But in the end, it worked out pretty well!
antonz.org/porting-go-io
MARTA will put $52mil back in the 'More MARTA' sales-tax coffers after using the money on regular bus operations instead of transit expansion as was intended.
Good.
But MARTA *still needs more operations funding*. Repaying the money doesn't change that.
www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2026/08/27/a...
Good.
But MARTA *still needs more operations funding*. Repaying the money doesn't change that.
www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2026/08/27/a...
Atlanta, MARTA reach multi-million dollar settlement in sales tax funding dispute
The city and the transit agency reached a settlement of $52 million, which “represents the full and final resolution of all disputed amounts related to the More MARTA Atlanta sales tax proceeds alloca...
www.atlantanewsfirst.com
August 27, 2026 at 7:55 PM
MARTA will put $52mil back in the 'More MARTA' sales-tax coffers after using the money on regular bus operations instead of transit expansion as was intended.
Good.
But MARTA *still needs more operations funding*. Repaying the money doesn't change that.
www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2026/08/27/a...
Good.
But MARTA *still needs more operations funding*. Repaying the money doesn't change that.
www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2026/08/27/a...
Kyiv and London signed an agreement to use $3 billion profits from frozen Russian assets under the ERA initiative to cover the needs of the Ukrainian army and the Ukrainian defense industry, Ukraine's Defense Ministry announced on May 27. kyivindependent.com/uk-to-alloca...
UK to funnel $3 billion to Ukraine's arms, hardware repairs under G7 loan covered by Russian assets
The funds will be used to purchase foreign-made defense products, repair and maintain military equipment, implement joint projects with Ukrainian and international defense companies, and purchase othe...
kyivindependent.com
May 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Kyiv and London signed an agreement to use $3 billion profits from frozen Russian assets under the ERA initiative to cover the needs of the Ukrainian army and the Ukrainian defense industry, Ukraine's Defense Ministry announced on May 27. kyivindependent.com/uk-to-alloca...
distributed slices are both cool and spooky.
rust allows so many wacky features that would not exist in other modern languages, or if they did they would be a compiler intrinsic, like the inventory crate or stacker or alloca
rust allows so many wacky features that would not exist in other modern languages, or if they did they would be a compiler intrinsic, like the inventory crate or stacker or alloca
June 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
distributed slices are both cool and spooky.
rust allows so many wacky features that would not exist in other modern languages, or if they did they would be a compiler intrinsic, like the inventory crate or stacker or alloca
rust allows so many wacky features that would not exist in other modern languages, or if they did they would be a compiler intrinsic, like the inventory crate or stacker or alloca
From coal-fired chaos to solar supremacy—India is rising from the ashes. 🔥☀️ In 2024 alone, it added a record 25 GW of solar, signaling a pivot to firmed renewables. Storage-backed tenders show they’re not just chasing electrons—they’re chasing resilience. The future isn’t coal-black, it’s sunlit. 🇮🇳⚡
India launches 2 GW solar, 4 GWh storage tender - Energy Storage
The tender issued by government body the Solar Energy Corp. of India (SECI) requires developers to install at least 500 kW/2 MWh of energy storage for each megawatt of solar generation capacity alloca...
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June 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
From coal-fired chaos to solar supremacy—India is rising from the ashes. 🔥☀️ In 2024 alone, it added a record 25 GW of solar, signaling a pivot to firmed renewables. Storage-backed tenders show they’re not just chasing electrons—they’re chasing resilience. The future isn’t coal-black, it’s sunlit. 🇮🇳⚡
eu esqueci de falar, mas existe uma função que aloca no stack, o alloca. eu confundi com calloc
December 5, 2024 at 10:15 PM
eu esqueci de falar, mas existe uma função que aloca no stack, o alloca. eu confundi com calloc
UK to funnel $3 billion to Ukraine's arms, hardware repairs under G7 loan covered by Russian assets
Kyiv and London signed an agreement to use $3 billion profits from frozen Russian assets under the Extraordinary Revenue Acceleration (ERA) initiative
kyivindependent.com/uk-to-alloca...
Kyiv and London signed an agreement to use $3 billion profits from frozen Russian assets under the Extraordinary Revenue Acceleration (ERA) initiative
kyivindependent.com/uk-to-alloca...
UK to funnel $3 billion to Ukraine's arms, hardware repairs under G7 loan covered by Russian assets
The funds will be used to purchase foreign-made defense products, repair and maintain military equipment, implement joint projects with Ukrainian and international defense companies, and purchase othe...
kyivindependent.com
May 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
UK to funnel $3 billion to Ukraine's arms, hardware repairs under G7 loan covered by Russian assets
Kyiv and London signed an agreement to use $3 billion profits from frozen Russian assets under the Extraordinary Revenue Acceleration (ERA) initiative
kyivindependent.com/uk-to-alloca...
Kyiv and London signed an agreement to use $3 billion profits from frozen Russian assets under the Extraordinary Revenue Acceleration (ERA) initiative
kyivindependent.com/uk-to-alloca...
I was thinking of using QBE as a backend, and then transitioning to LLVM when the lang developed (and I got better). But I think I'm going to just use LLVM from the start.
Now the question is whether I try and do things "properly" with phi nodes or just use the alloca trick. I feel like I should
Now the question is whether I try and do things "properly" with phi nodes or just use the alloca trick. I feel like I should
March 30, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I was thinking of using QBE as a backend, and then transitioning to LLVM when the lang developed (and I got better). But I think I'm going to just use LLVM from the start.
Now the question is whether I try and do things "properly" with phi nodes or just use the alloca trick. I feel like I should
Now the question is whether I try and do things "properly" with phi nodes or just use the alloca trick. I feel like I should