Ironic that these ended up having red white and blue bgs… well, the middle is technically gray… anyway here’s how I’ve been feeling since January
#cooked #americaiscooked #selfportrait #losingmygdmind #art #fart
#cooked #americaiscooked #selfportrait #losingmygdmind #art #fart
July 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Ironic that these ended up having red white and blue bgs… well, the middle is technically gray… anyway here’s how I’ve been feeling since January
#cooked #americaiscooked #selfportrait #losingmygdmind #art #fart
#cooked #americaiscooked #selfportrait #losingmygdmind #art #fart
I can't believe we're not tired of winning, its amazing how many winning we've done lol #AmericaIsCooked
April 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I can't believe we're not tired of winning, its amazing how many winning we've done lol #AmericaIsCooked
Speaking of SCOTUS, you realise Clarence Thomas is in the Epstein files? And that's why we'll never see them. #AmericaIsCooked
January 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Speaking of SCOTUS, you realise Clarence Thomas is in the Epstein files? And that's why we'll never see them. #AmericaIsCooked
Article 9 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights states that "No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile”
#Americaiscooked
#Americaiscooked
January 25, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Article 9 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights states that "No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile”
#Americaiscooked
#Americaiscooked
Donald Trump touring in the aftermath of the deadly Texas floods. #Trump #POTUS #USA #AmericaIsCooked
July 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Donald Trump touring in the aftermath of the deadly Texas floods. #Trump #POTUS #USA #AmericaIsCooked
First Fetterman, then Newsome, now Whitmer.. who else is going to disappoint me 🙃 #blacksky #americaiscooked
April 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
First Fetterman, then Newsome, now Whitmer.. who else is going to disappoint me 🙃 #blacksky #americaiscooked
If crooked Judge Merchan has already agreed never to sentence #DonTheCon to prison, for his 3 dozen felony convictions, then who gives a fuck! The rule of law does not exist! #AmericaIsCooked
January 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If crooked Judge Merchan has already agreed never to sentence #DonTheCon to prison, for his 3 dozen felony convictions, then who gives a fuck! The rule of law does not exist! #AmericaIsCooked
Reporter: Dock workers & truckers are worried about their jobs.
Turd Führer: That means we'll lose less money.
Remember, the majority of longshoremen & truck drivers voted for this clown.
#FAFO #AmericanImbeciles #AmericaIsCooked
Turd Führer: That means we'll lose less money.
Remember, the majority of longshoremen & truck drivers voted for this clown.
#FAFO #AmericanImbeciles #AmericaIsCooked
May 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Reporter: Dock workers & truckers are worried about their jobs.
Turd Führer: That means we'll lose less money.
Remember, the majority of longshoremen & truck drivers voted for this clown.
#FAFO #AmericanImbeciles #AmericaIsCooked
Turd Führer: That means we'll lose less money.
Remember, the majority of longshoremen & truck drivers voted for this clown.
#FAFO #AmericanImbeciles #AmericaIsCooked
But so many working-class Americans go to bed every night worrying that billionaires might have to pay more taxes. Surely these tax cuts for the rich will ease their anxiety and allow them to get a better night's sleep? #AmericanImbeciles #AmericaIsExceptionallyStupid #AmericaIsCooked
May 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
But so many working-class Americans go to bed every night worrying that billionaires might have to pay more taxes. Surely these tax cuts for the rich will ease their anxiety and allow them to get a better night's sleep? #AmericanImbeciles #AmericaIsExceptionallyStupid #AmericaIsCooked
Here's a short list of things Elon Musk can't take away from us:
Childhood memories
The taste of ice cream on a hot summer day
This thicc ass
Love and friendship
My mental illnesses
#elonmusk #elon #musk #literallywtf #americaiscooked
Childhood memories
The taste of ice cream on a hot summer day
This thicc ass
Love and friendship
My mental illnesses
#elonmusk #elon #musk #literallywtf #americaiscooked
February 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Here's a short list of things Elon Musk can't take away from us:
Childhood memories
The taste of ice cream on a hot summer day
This thicc ass
Love and friendship
My mental illnesses
#elonmusk #elon #musk #literallywtf #americaiscooked
Childhood memories
The taste of ice cream on a hot summer day
This thicc ass
Love and friendship
My mental illnesses
#elonmusk #elon #musk #literallywtf #americaiscooked
I surprised they didn't throw rose pedals at Putin's feet as he walked the red carpet. Next the U.S. will be sending troops to help bolster the Russians. Maybe even get to fight alongside North Koreans. It's not out of the realm of possibilities for Turd Fuhrer. #AmericaIsCooked 🍚
American soldiers on their knees laying out a red carpet to welcome Russian war criminal Vladimir Putin. Way to go, America! You've truly fallen to the bottom of the barrel!
August 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I surprised they didn't throw rose pedals at Putin's feet as he walked the red carpet. Next the U.S. will be sending troops to help bolster the Russians. Maybe even get to fight alongside North Koreans. It's not out of the realm of possibilities for Turd Fuhrer. #AmericaIsCooked 🍚
#Americaiscooked How many anti-black, and anti-minority laws neee to be passed before we can call @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social and his constituents what they are, dogmatic racist hellbent on taking America back to the 1950s.
We need more voices like @sanders.senate.gov on these issues
We need more voices like @sanders.senate.gov on these issues
January 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
#Americaiscooked How many anti-black, and anti-minority laws neee to be passed before we can call @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social and his constituents what they are, dogmatic racist hellbent on taking America back to the 1950s.
We need more voices like @sanders.senate.gov on these issues
We need more voices like @sanders.senate.gov on these issues
The irony of people believing that the very institutions that brought them the Turd Führer shit show will now save them from it. #AmericaIsCooked #HappyMothersDay
May 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The irony of people believing that the very institutions that brought them the Turd Führer shit show will now save them from it. #AmericaIsCooked #HappyMothersDay
Everyone on the entire fucking planet when we hear #JudgeMerchan is finally going to sentence #DonTheCon for his 3 dozen felony convictions, but already guarantees no prison time! #LockHimUp #AmericaIsCooked
charlie brown from the peanuts movie is running on a grassy field .
ALT: charlie brown from the peanuts movie is running on a grassy field .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Everyone on the entire fucking planet when we hear #JudgeMerchan is finally going to sentence #DonTheCon for his 3 dozen felony convictions, but already guarantees no prison time! #LockHimUp #AmericaIsCooked
Just got a notice about my healthcare being taken away and one of the suggestions is moving to a “federal penitentiary” to continue my coverage! Is that a thing now? Wtf? #AmericaIsCooked
March 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just got a notice about my healthcare being taken away and one of the suggestions is moving to a “federal penitentiary” to continue my coverage! Is that a thing now? Wtf? #AmericaIsCooked
Corporate welfare masked as "investment." Political corruption masked as "national security." Zero accountability! A sternly-worded letter is in order. #AmericaIsCooked
Trilogy Metals stock explodes on news of 10% stake by Trump admin and EO ordering permits for Alaska road
The Trump administration took a 10% stake in Trilogy Metals and signed an executive order permitting an access road to an Alaska mining project.
www.yahoo.com
October 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Corporate welfare masked as "investment." Political corruption masked as "national security." Zero accountability! A sternly-worded letter is in order. #AmericaIsCooked
Being on better terms w/ republicans is being at odds w/ America! The GOP is a cancer on the planet and must be excised if we are to survive! #AmericaIsCooked
December 19, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Being on better terms w/ republicans is being at odds w/ America! The GOP is a cancer on the planet and must be excised if we are to survive! #AmericaIsCooked
Just a friendly reminder that the U.S. is just as stupid today as it was on Nov. 5, 2024. A few of the imbeciles who voted for The Imbecile might complain about something the imbecile does that negatively affects them, but they're too stupid to learn anything from it. #AmericaIsCooked
a pot of boiling water is sitting on a stove .
Alt: A pot of boiling water is sitting on a stove.
media.tenor.com
May 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Just a friendly reminder that the U.S. is just as stupid today as it was on Nov. 5, 2024. A few of the imbeciles who voted for The Imbecile might complain about something the imbecile does that negatively affects them, but they're too stupid to learn anything from it. #AmericaIsCooked
There is no resistance or confrontation in this video. Just onlookers taking video, but otherwise doing nothing. Surely this will provoke the sternest of sternly-written letters from the opposition. #AmericaIsCooked
May 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
There is no resistance or confrontation in this video. Just onlookers taking video, but otherwise doing nothing. Surely this will provoke the sternest of sternly-written letters from the opposition. #AmericaIsCooked
For Labor Day, President Trump revoked the bargaining rights of one of the largest unions in the United States, which is responsible for the quality of life of all residents and government services.
HAPPY LABOR DAY!!!
#MAGA #AmericaIsCooked
HAPPY LABOR DAY!!!
#MAGA #AmericaIsCooked
September 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
For Labor Day, President Trump revoked the bargaining rights of one of the largest unions in the United States, which is responsible for the quality of life of all residents and government services.
HAPPY LABOR DAY!!!
#MAGA #AmericaIsCooked
HAPPY LABOR DAY!!!
#MAGA #AmericaIsCooked
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
We are back and the girls are fighting out here!! Somebody get Andy Cohen on the phone! Check out episode 158, available now! LIKE, SHARE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!! #podcast #comedy #DonaldTrump #ElonMusk #TrumpVsMusk #AmericaIsCooked
YouTube: youtu.be/N3arBi_5hhc?...
We are back and the girls are fighting out here!! Somebody get Andy Cohen on the phone! Check out episode 158, available now! LIKE, SHARE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!! #podcast #comedy #DonaldTrump #ElonMusk #TrumpVsMusk #AmericaIsCooked
YouTube: youtu.be/N3arBi_5hhc?...
June 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
We are back and the girls are fighting out here!! Somebody get Andy Cohen on the phone! Check out episode 158, available now! LIKE, SHARE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!! #podcast #comedy #DonaldTrump #ElonMusk #TrumpVsMusk #AmericaIsCooked
YouTube: youtu.be/N3arBi_5hhc?...
We are back and the girls are fighting out here!! Somebody get Andy Cohen on the phone! Check out episode 158, available now! LIKE, SHARE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!! #podcast #comedy #DonaldTrump #ElonMusk #TrumpVsMusk #AmericaIsCooked
YouTube: youtu.be/N3arBi_5hhc?...
Serious request: can a White House reporter ask Trump what 10% of 100 is?
Not a trick question. No charts. No graphs. Just… math.
Because “600% price cuts” is not a thing that fucking exists in this universe.
#IllWait #uspoli #PressCorps #DozyDon #FOTUS #AmericaIsCooked
Not a trick question. No charts. No graphs. Just… math.
Because “600% price cuts” is not a thing that fucking exists in this universe.
#IllWait #uspoli #PressCorps #DozyDon #FOTUS #AmericaIsCooked
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Serious request: can a White House reporter ask Trump what 10% of 100 is?
Not a trick question. No charts. No graphs. Just… math.
Because “600% price cuts” is not a thing that fucking exists in this universe.
#IllWait #uspoli #PressCorps #DozyDon #FOTUS #AmericaIsCooked
Not a trick question. No charts. No graphs. Just… math.
Because “600% price cuts” is not a thing that fucking exists in this universe.
#IllWait #uspoli #PressCorps #DozyDon #FOTUS #AmericaIsCooked
This is literally out of 1984. Chapter one. Neighbours snitching on neighbours for ‘disloyalty’ was one of the major themes in the book.
MAGA is obviously fascist. They are so stupid and ignorant of history, they can’t even see it in themselves.
#americaiscooked #fascistamerica #surveilancestate
MAGA is obviously fascist. They are so stupid and ignorant of history, they can’t even see it in themselves.
#americaiscooked #fascistamerica #surveilancestate
Vance: "When you see someone celebrating Charlie's murder, call them out — and, hell, call their employer."
September 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is literally out of 1984. Chapter one. Neighbours snitching on neighbours for ‘disloyalty’ was one of the major themes in the book.
MAGA is obviously fascist. They are so stupid and ignorant of history, they can’t even see it in themselves.
#americaiscooked #fascistamerica #surveilancestate
MAGA is obviously fascist. They are so stupid and ignorant of history, they can’t even see it in themselves.
#americaiscooked #fascistamerica #surveilancestate
We had a literal insurrection at our government Capitol and nothing came of it. What makes anyone think this Oopsie is going to move the meter in any meaningful way?
You can see the brazenness in them in these hearings.
#americaiscompromised
#americaiscooked
You can see the brazenness in them in these hearings.
#americaiscompromised
#americaiscooked
March 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
We had a literal insurrection at our government Capitol and nothing came of it. What makes anyone think this Oopsie is going to move the meter in any meaningful way?
You can see the brazenness in them in these hearings.
#americaiscompromised
#americaiscooked
You can see the brazenness in them in these hearings.
#americaiscompromised
#americaiscooked