the long arc of Arius
September 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
the long arc of Arius
July 28, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Birthday gift for my friend @blitscreet.bsky.social "Arius"
August 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Birthday gift for my friend @blitscreet.bsky.social "Arius"
Wistfully looking through the Koenig Arius customs and considering getting into findom
May 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Wistfully looking through the Koenig Arius customs and considering getting into findom
anyway can i get a hell yeah for relitigating the council of nicea. arius had it right
September 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
anyway can i get a hell yeah for relitigating the council of nicea. arius had it right
April 17, 2026 at 6:54 AM
When Beatrice Isn't Arius
July 23, 2026 at 9:19 AM
When Beatrice Isn't Arius
Somehow, Arius returned
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Somehow, Arius returned
December 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
bringing back a Christmas classic
December 8, 2024 at 10:51 PM
bringing back a Christmas classic
Sketch of Arius with the best pup @tdawgboxer.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Sketch of Arius with the best pup @tdawgboxer.bsky.social
“Only got the job because his dad is important.” (I see Arius has entered the chat). 💬
"By week one, I was already tired of his anti-rich, pro-Samaritan bullshit. I wanted to take a course in Christianity, not liberalism."
Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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buff.ly
April 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
“Only got the job because his dad is important.” (I see Arius has entered the chat). 💬
Punched Arius at the council of Nicaea for asking for Pepsi.
September 22, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Punched Arius at the council of Nicaea for asking for Pepsi.
August 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
also personally I think arius should have tried crawling into dante's skin. make that creepy invasive billionaire even creepier.
September 26, 2026 at 5:01 PM
also personally I think arius should have tried crawling into dante's skin. make that creepy invasive billionaire even creepier.
Fun Story: Saint Nicholas (as in yes that one) allegedly beat up Arius for saying this
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Fun Story: Saint Nicholas (as in yes that one) allegedly beat up Arius for saying this
On this feast day of Saint Nicholas, I’m thinking about the time he (allegedly) slapped the shit out of Arius at the Council of Nicaea and then Constantine threw him in jail. And now he brings toys to children!
December 6, 2024 at 4:14 PM
On this feast day of Saint Nicholas, I’m thinking about the time he (allegedly) slapped the shit out of Arius at the Council of Nicaea and then Constantine threw him in jail. And now he brings toys to children!