children born to terminally online parents are like “this is my mom mistress bunbun and my dad assmaster j”
March 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
children born to terminally online parents are like “this is my mom mistress bunbun and my dad assmaster j”
Was flipping thru this Taskmaster book (about to finally start reading) and noticed cool reference art in the back.
Anyway, behold: The Assmaster
Anyway, behold: The Assmaster
August 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Was flipping thru this Taskmaster book (about to finally start reading) and noticed cool reference art in the back.
Anyway, behold: The Assmaster
Anyway, behold: The Assmaster
Th cutest assmaster @jerkjake.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Th cutest assmaster @jerkjake.bsky.social
Assmaster Johnson is made of jelly, every word out of his sanctamonious pie hole is pure horseshit.
August 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Assmaster Johnson is made of jelly, every word out of his sanctamonious pie hole is pure horseshit.
Afternoon all you blue sky studs! This ass needs some dick! #HungryBottom #RamItRaw #RumpWrecker #AssMaster #PowerBottom #DPme
December 10, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Afternoon all you blue sky studs! This ass needs some dick! #HungryBottom #RamItRaw #RumpWrecker #AssMaster #PowerBottom #DPme
taskmaster, cashmaster, or assmaster, nobody rides for free
June 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
taskmaster, cashmaster, or assmaster, nobody rides for free
If. I’m president I’m creating a cabinet position of Assmaster General
July 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If. I’m president I’m creating a cabinet position of Assmaster General
I've been titled, and I quote "Dami the Assmaster'
You may now call me such.
😂
You may now call me such.
😂
April 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I've been titled, and I quote "Dami the Assmaster'
You may now call me such.
😂
You may now call me such.
😂
For some of us that is the Assmaster 6000
March 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
For some of us that is the Assmaster 6000
at least in porn Justin Owen is always young, always beautiful, always floppy-haired, always a cum-hungry cockhound and assmaster, and hasn't scurried back to jesus
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April 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
at least in porn Justin Owen is always young, always beautiful, always floppy-haired, always a cum-hungry cockhound and assmaster, and hasn't scurried back to jesus
How he became legendary.
August 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
How he became legendary.
Tulsi's basement has everything: ChapStick, gas masks, assless leather chaps, and a chap newly arrived from Syria named Assmaster Assad.
a man says " this place has everything " while holding something in his hand
Alt: Bill Hader as hipster Stephan on SNL Weekend Update says, "This place has everything."
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December 8, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Tulsi's basement has everything: ChapStick, gas masks, assless leather chaps, and a chap newly arrived from Syria named Assmaster Assad.
it's never a bad time for the Taskmaster's Assmaster
September 3, 2024 at 1:10 AM
it's never a bad time for the Taskmaster's Assmaster
Taskmaster more like Assmaster
Wait
Wait
November 25, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Taskmaster more like Assmaster
Wait
Wait
Assmaster
Gasmaster
Bassmaster
Only one savior can be all three
Gasmaster
Bassmaster
Only one savior can be all three
December 25, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Assmaster
Gasmaster
Bassmaster
Only one savior can be all three
Gasmaster
Bassmaster
Only one savior can be all three
2 months ago: oh I idk if I'm good at drawing butts, that's why I don't do many
Me rn:
I AM THE ASSMASTER
Me rn:
I AM THE ASSMASTER
September 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
2 months ago: oh I idk if I'm good at drawing butts, that's why I don't do many
Me rn:
I AM THE ASSMASTER
Me rn:
I AM THE ASSMASTER
KNOT CRAVING CUNT
I love getting knotted and filled!
#knot #knotdildo #knotty #dogdildo #bigknot #mancunt #stretchedass #K9 #bigtoys #hugedildo #giantdildo #bigdildo #analstuffing #assplay #stuffedass #asspig
#k9dildo #assmaster #analtraining
I love getting knotted and filled!
#knot #knotdildo #knotty #dogdildo #bigknot #mancunt #stretchedass #K9 #bigtoys #hugedildo #giantdildo #bigdildo #analstuffing #assplay #stuffedass #asspig
#k9dildo #assmaster #analtraining
September 4, 2026 at 10:44 AM
KNOT CRAVING CUNT
I love getting knotted and filled!
#knot #knotdildo #knotty #dogdildo #bigknot #mancunt #stretchedass #K9 #bigtoys #hugedildo #giantdildo #bigdildo #analstuffing #assplay #stuffedass #asspig
#k9dildo #assmaster #analtraining
I love getting knotted and filled!
#knot #knotdildo #knotty #dogdildo #bigknot #mancunt #stretchedass #K9 #bigtoys #hugedildo #giantdildo #bigdildo #analstuffing #assplay #stuffedass #asspig
#k9dildo #assmaster #analtraining
MORE LIKE ASSMASTER AMIRITE
May 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
MORE LIKE ASSMASTER AMIRITE
TIL Slippy is the assmaster.
September 29, 2023 at 10:51 PM
TIL Slippy is the assmaster.
#Anal #stimulating is #great but #sniffing those #finger to bring on your #nut helps too.
@prrichjr.bsky.social is the #assmaster of #BSky and deserves your #follow and #respect for his #ass #forward #content
@prrichjr.bsky.social is the #assmaster of #BSky and deserves your #follow and #respect for his #ass #forward #content
May 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
#Anal #stimulating is #great but #sniffing those #finger to bring on your #nut helps too.
@prrichjr.bsky.social is the #assmaster of #BSky and deserves your #follow and #respect for his #ass #forward #content
@prrichjr.bsky.social is the #assmaster of #BSky and deserves your #follow and #respect for his #ass #forward #content
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June 10, 2024 at 8:47 AM
something something assmaster
August 9, 2024 at 9:46 PM
something something assmaster