I believe Lardass has exceeded the powers of even…The Assmaster.
And THAT thing terrified me so badly I guffawed and was nearly ejected from that store I’d been DRAGGED into…
And THAT thing terrified me so badly I guffawed and was nearly ejected from that store I’d been DRAGGED into…
October 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I believe Lardass has exceeded the powers of even…The Assmaster.
And THAT thing terrified me so badly I guffawed and was nearly ejected from that store I’d been DRAGGED into…
And THAT thing terrified me so badly I guffawed and was nearly ejected from that store I’d been DRAGGED into…
The Assmaster 4!
I used a video of Pop recently for a react clip… where he starts coming back on to his son’s girlfriend. Cant remember what the fuck for, mind!
I used a video of Pop recently for a react clip… where he starts coming back on to his son’s girlfriend. Cant remember what the fuck for, mind!
October 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The Assmaster 4!
I used a video of Pop recently for a react clip… where he starts coming back on to his son’s girlfriend. Cant remember what the fuck for, mind!
I used a video of Pop recently for a react clip… where he starts coming back on to his son’s girlfriend. Cant remember what the fuck for, mind!
It's the week of guitar repairs. While I await parts for my Assmaster and Mister Black, I fixed a faulty wiring connection and replaced a pot in my '72 Thinline reissue. I bought this guitar in 2008 when I finally got a job after a long spell of unemployment and it's mostly been my #1 since
October 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
It's the week of guitar repairs. While I await parts for my Assmaster and Mister Black, I fixed a faulty wiring connection and replaced a pot in my '72 Thinline reissue. I bought this guitar in 2008 when I finally got a job after a long spell of unemployment and it's mostly been my #1 since
this fucking assmaster is saying AI should be called SI because the A in it stands for Artificial thus fake.
all of it's wrong to begin with
all of it's wrong to begin with
October 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
this fucking assmaster is saying AI should be called SI because the A in it stands for Artificial thus fake.
all of it's wrong to begin with
all of it's wrong to begin with
It absolutely IS a word
September 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
It absolutely IS a word
I not only was asked to leave that Pussycat Theater, had another really bad moment when dragged into a sex toy store.
My guffaw on spotting something horrid and called THE ASSMASTER was frowned upon by mgmt.
My guffaw on spotting something horrid and called THE ASSMASTER was frowned upon by mgmt.
September 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I not only was asked to leave that Pussycat Theater, had another really bad moment when dragged into a sex toy store.
My guffaw on spotting something horrid and called THE ASSMASTER was frowned upon by mgmt.
My guffaw on spotting something horrid and called THE ASSMASTER was frowned upon by mgmt.
It's the AssMaster 3000! Prevents inconvenient and embarrassing drips and discharges.
September 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
It's the AssMaster 3000! Prevents inconvenient and embarrassing drips and discharges.
KNOT CRAVING CUNT
I love getting knotted and filled!
#knot #knotdildo #knotty #dogdildo #bigknot #mancunt #stretchedass #K9 #bigtoys #hugedildo #giantdildo #bigdildo #analstuffing #assplay #stuffedass #asspig
#k9dildo #assmaster #analtraining
I love getting knotted and filled!
#knot #knotdildo #knotty #dogdildo #bigknot #mancunt #stretchedass #K9 #bigtoys #hugedildo #giantdildo #bigdildo #analstuffing #assplay #stuffedass #asspig
#k9dildo #assmaster #analtraining
September 4, 2026 at 10:44 AM
KNOT CRAVING CUNT
I love getting knotted and filled!
#knot #knotdildo #knotty #dogdildo #bigknot #mancunt #stretchedass #K9 #bigtoys #hugedildo #giantdildo #bigdildo #analstuffing #assplay #stuffedass #asspig
#k9dildo #assmaster #analtraining
I love getting knotted and filled!
#knot #knotdildo #knotty #dogdildo #bigknot #mancunt #stretchedass #K9 #bigtoys #hugedildo #giantdildo #bigdildo #analstuffing #assplay #stuffedass #asspig
#k9dildo #assmaster #analtraining
kann beim assmaster franchise schon mal passieren
August 21, 2026 at 8:39 PM
kann beim assmaster franchise schon mal passieren
also genaugenommen musst du vorher 15 filme sehen, darunter natürlich auch assmaster 1-3, klar
August 21, 2026 at 5:36 PM
also genaugenommen musst du vorher 15 filme sehen, darunter natürlich auch assmaster 1-3, klar
YES SERIOUSLY CHDGHIJBVHFH there’s a line between really liking a character (I adore Mickey and Figment and I will probably cry when I get a hug from them) and being an inappropriate parasocial intrusive assmaster.
August 19, 2026 at 3:07 PM
YES SERIOUSLY CHDGHIJBVHFH there’s a line between really liking a character (I adore Mickey and Figment and I will probably cry when I get a hug from them) and being an inappropriate parasocial intrusive assmaster.
Am I correct by asserting that Texan Senator Tedforth AssMaster Cruz of Canada has not been provided an invite code? I came to share digital chingasos, but can’t throw los manos. :(
August 2, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Am I correct by asserting that Texan Senator Tedforth AssMaster Cruz of Canada has not been provided an invite code? I came to share digital chingasos, but can’t throw los manos. :(
I've been titled, and I quote "Dami the Assmaster'
You may now call me such.
😂
You may now call me such.
😂
April 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I've been titled, and I quote "Dami the Assmaster'
You may now call me such.
😂
You may now call me such.
😂
Headed to my Proctologist appointment! #dressappropriately #proctologist #assmaster
Tshirt available @ TODDITIES available in link below
Tshirt available @ TODDITIES available in link below
February 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Headed to my Proctologist appointment! #dressappropriately #proctologist #assmaster
Tshirt available @ TODDITIES available in link below
Tshirt available @ TODDITIES available in link below
it's like feats: rimmer is a pre-req for the assmaster feat but 'fuckbeast' only requires any 5 feats from the fuck-tree, so, skipping the analingual bits is far from disqualifying
May 7, 2023 at 10:49 PM
it's like feats: rimmer is a pre-req for the assmaster feat but 'fuckbeast' only requires any 5 feats from the fuck-tree, so, skipping the analingual bits is far from disqualifying
That’s my husband, yes. He greatly prefers Taskmaster over Assmaster, tho.
August 9, 2024 at 9:47 PM
That’s my husband, yes. He greatly prefers Taskmaster over Assmaster, tho.
Before anything with Assmaster, this is the piece I'll always associate with you.
March 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Before anything with Assmaster, this is the piece I'll always associate with you.
MDS EH O ADAM ASSMASTER 🥵
September 15, 2024 at 1:29 AM
MDS EH O ADAM ASSMASTER 🥵
Ah se virou festa no assmaster eu também quero ter minha vez 🥵
Aproveita que eu tô de férias no céu
Aproveita que eu tô de férias no céu
September 15, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Ah se virou festa no assmaster eu também quero ter minha vez 🥵
Aproveita que eu tô de férias no céu
Aproveita que eu tô de férias no céu
One guy at Fromsoft just fucking wild about asses, constantly leaving notes with other designers like "I love this demon but could you make its ass a little bit bigger. Not much, just a little more imposing, a little more frightening"
They call him the Assmaster and the game is done when he says.
They call him the Assmaster and the game is done when he says.
November 5, 2024 at 11:11 AM
One guy at Fromsoft just fucking wild about asses, constantly leaving notes with other designers like "I love this demon but could you make its ass a little bit bigger. Not much, just a little more imposing, a little more frightening"
They call him the Assmaster and the game is done when he says.
They call him the Assmaster and the game is done when he says.