Like how when you're invited to two BBQs you're physically required to choose one!
November 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Like how when you're invited to two BBQs you're physically required to choose one!
say you are invited to two bbqs. both are hosted by loved ones celebrating their transitions and decision to live their lives authentically. doesn't that sound better than arguing false dichotomies on the internet?
November 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
say you are invited to two bbqs. both are hosted by loved ones celebrating their transitions and decision to live their lives authentically. doesn't that sound better than arguing false dichotomies on the internet?
Say you are invited to four BBQs.
Say a direct copy of the BBQ nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of BBQs and takes the place of the first BBQ. The formerly first BBQ becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.
Time works the same way.
Say a direct copy of the BBQ nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of BBQs and takes the place of the first BBQ. The formerly first BBQ becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.
Time works the same way.
November 2, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Say you are invited to four BBQs.
Say a direct copy of the BBQ nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of BBQs and takes the place of the first BBQ. The formerly first BBQ becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.
Time works the same way.
Say a direct copy of the BBQ nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of BBQs and takes the place of the first BBQ. The formerly first BBQ becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.
Time works the same way.
I’d look inward if the only two BBQs I’ve gotten invited to are JK Rowling’s and Jeffrey Dahmer’s
November 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I’d look inward if the only two BBQs I’ve gotten invited to are JK Rowling’s and Jeffrey Dahmer’s
How many other genocide/serial killer freaks are having BBQs?!
not gonna lie like if i was on the guest list for a barbecue hosted by either jkr or dahmer i'd probably voluntarily walk in front of a train
November 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
How many other genocide/serial killer freaks are having BBQs?!
Inside of you there are two BBQs, or whatever.
November 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Inside of you there are two BBQs, or whatever.
Inside you are two BBQs
November 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Inside you are two BBQs
Why am I invited to their BBQs. This thought-exercise is great
November 3, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Why am I invited to their BBQs. This thought-exercise is great
inside you are two BBQs, one is Hitler, the other is 99% Hitler. You are a highly paid consultant for the Democrats. You are transphobic.
November 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
inside you are two BBQs, one is Hitler, the other is 99% Hitler. You are a highly paid consultant for the Democrats. You are transphobic.
JK Rowling AND Jeffrey Dahmer invited me to their bbqs? I must be very popular
November 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
JK Rowling AND Jeffrey Dahmer invited me to their bbqs? I must be very popular
inside you there are 2 bbqs. they both fucking suck. this is why no one likes you
November 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
inside you there are 2 bbqs. they both fucking suck. this is why no one likes you
Wait, you guys are getting invited to BBQs without me? 🥺
November 3, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Wait, you guys are getting invited to BBQs without me? 🥺
The queer BBQs this weekend will be *legendary
November 4, 2026 at 6:06 AM
The queer BBQs this weekend will be *legendary
Mustard and white sauce BBQs over all
November 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Mustard and white sauce BBQs over all
You are invited to two BBQs. One hosted by JK Rowling. The other by Jeffrey Dahmer. You go to the Rowling one. You bring potato salad. She’s deathly allergic! Dahmer arrives. He challenges you to a laser fight. You’re a mid-size Subaru, and crush him. Are you sorry? Trick question: you’re in space!
November 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
You are invited to two BBQs. One hosted by JK Rowling. The other by Jeffrey Dahmer. You go to the Rowling one. You bring potato salad. She’s deathly allergic! Dahmer arrives. He challenges you to a laser fight. You’re a mid-size Subaru, and crush him. Are you sorry? Trick question: you’re in space!
Say you are invited to two BBQs. Can you be arsed? I probably can't be arsed
November 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Say you are invited to two BBQs. Can you be arsed? I probably can't be arsed
I would simply not be the type of person who gets invited to both of these BBQs.
November 2, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I would simply not be the type of person who gets invited to both of these BBQs.
I mean, are there truly no other BBQs?
November 2, 2026 at 11:26 AM
I mean, are there truly no other BBQs?
If I am invited to two BBQs, a horrible one and a shitty one, then I'll stay home. How is that hard to understand?
November 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
If I am invited to two BBQs, a horrible one and a shitty one, then I'll stay home. How is that hard to understand?
the False Choice fallacy can now be referred to as the Two Bad BBQs fallacy. (For obvious reasons)
November 2, 2026 at 11:32 AM
the False Choice fallacy can now be referred to as the Two Bad BBQs fallacy. (For obvious reasons)
I think the better question is, if this is the friend group you’re hanging out with and getting invited to bbqs for, which government watchlists are you on and why haven’t you been arrested yet?
November 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I think the better question is, if this is the friend group you’re hanging out with and getting invited to bbqs for, which government watchlists are you on and why haven’t you been arrested yet?
say you are invited to to bbqs. one hosted by hitler. one hosted by mussolini.
November 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
say you are invited to to bbqs. one hosted by hitler. one hosted by mussolini.
Inside you are two bbqs
November 2, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Inside you are two bbqs