‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago https://theonion.com/this-here-is-probably-our-bestselling-love-seat-says-1819580016/
September 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago https://theonion.com/this-here-is-probably-our-bestselling-love-seat-says-1819580016/
I promise to let you all know the next time a proud critic of my professional work-product—which is contained exclusively in my bestselling books and bestselling substack—exhibits any (I mean any) familiarity with either my bestselling books or bestselling substack, because it will be the first time
January 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I promise to let you all know the next time a proud critic of my professional work-product—which is contained exclusively in my bestselling books and bestselling substack—exhibits any (I mean any) familiarity with either my bestselling books or bestselling substack, because it will be the first time
Taylor Swift Dominates 2025’s Bestselling Albums List By A Huge Margin
Taylor Swift Dominates 2025’s Bestselling Albums List By A Huge Margin
Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl wraps 2025 as the bestselling album in America, beating the No. 2 title, Karma by Stray Kids, nearly seven times over.
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January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Taylor Swift Dominates 2025’s Bestselling Albums List By A Huge Margin
The only thing standing between you and being a bestselling author is writing a bestselling book.
October 31, 2024 at 9:46 PM
The only thing standing between you and being a bestselling author is writing a bestselling book.
As a musician, I am a very good bestselling author
Admit it... The "bestselling author" schtick is just a ploy to market your music, isn't it?
July 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
As a musician, I am a very good bestselling author
Find your happenis with the chronically bestselling THE GOONER’S HANDBOOK.
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September 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Find your happenis with the chronically bestselling THE GOONER’S HANDBOOK.
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Karen Hunter
@karenhunter.bsky.social
Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, bestselling author/publisher
@karenhunter.bsky.social
Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, bestselling author/publisher
May 22, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Karen Hunter
@karenhunter.bsky.social
Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, bestselling author/publisher
@karenhunter.bsky.social
Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, bestselling author/publisher
Find your happenis with the chronically bestselling THE GOONER’S HANDBOOK.
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September 27, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Find your happenis with the chronically bestselling THE GOONER’S HANDBOOK.
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Somehow I spoke to more anthropologists for my silly little podcast than Yuval Harari did for his bestselling book
Really enjoyed chatting with @michaelhobbes.bsky.social for this episode! In addition to being a delight to talk to, Michael was _extremely_ committed to getting the facts right & engaged very earnestly with our feedback. A scientist's dream.
Episode 46: Sapiens
It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Somehow I spoke to more anthropologists for my silly little podcast than Yuval Harari did for his bestselling book
I’ve written a bestselling book about it & still despair at everything described in this excellent thread.
I know I've said this a trillion times but I have to say it periodically to keep from going insane:
The right ran a huge, well-funded, & ultimately successful campaign to completely take over political media & the infosphere more generally. This is by far the most important political development...
The right ran a huge, well-funded, & ultimately successful campaign to completely take over political media & the infosphere more generally. This is by far the most important political development...
March 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I’ve written a bestselling book about it & still despair at everything described in this excellent thread.
Taken "bestselling" out of "bestselling author" in my bio here for reasons of accuracy. If I was being a total pedant what it would say is "Ex-bestselling author who opted to no longer be a bestselling author so he could do his own thing & get greater enjoyment from the process of writing books."
March 2, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Taken "bestselling" out of "bestselling author" in my bio here for reasons of accuracy. If I was being a total pedant what it would say is "Ex-bestselling author who opted to no longer be a bestselling author so he could do his own thing & get greater enjoyment from the process of writing books."
Find your happenis with the chronically bestselling THE GOONER’S HANDBOOK.
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September 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Find your happenis with the chronically bestselling THE GOONER’S HANDBOOK.
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Find your happenis with the chronically bestselling THE GOONER’S HANDBOOK.
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September 27, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Find your happenis with the chronically bestselling THE GOONER’S HANDBOOK.
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Find your happenis with the chronically bestselling THE GOONER’S HANDBOOK.
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October 2, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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Bestselling magazine issue of all time.
August 30, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Bestselling magazine issue of all time.
This 1971 book was written by series writer & producer Jon Stone &illustrated by Michael Smollin.
It has since become the all-time bestselling Sesame Street book title and has been cited as a modern classic of children's literature.
It has since become the all-time bestselling Sesame Street book title and has been cited as a modern classic of children's literature.
September 29, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This 1971 book was written by series writer & producer Jon Stone &illustrated by Michael Smollin.
It has since become the all-time bestselling Sesame Street book title and has been cited as a modern classic of children's literature.
It has since become the all-time bestselling Sesame Street book title and has been cited as a modern classic of children's literature.
You all. Guess what was the 6th-bestselling single issue last month?? Meow. 🐈⬛
September 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You all. Guess what was the 6th-bestselling single issue last month?? Meow. 🐈⬛
My bestselling print so far this year 🐕
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My bestselling print so far this year 🐕
sad to see people complaining about how hard it is to be a bestselling author even though all you have to do is just write a bestselling novel
May 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
sad to see people complaining about how hard it is to be a bestselling author even though all you have to do is just write a bestselling novel
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a bestselling author who is insane
[JACK SMITH]: No
[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf!
[SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir
[JACK SMITH]: No
[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf!
[SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee?
[JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think—
[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz!
[SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
[JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think—
[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz!
[SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
September 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a bestselling author who is insane
[JACK SMITH]: No
[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf!
[SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir
[JACK SMITH]: No
[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf!
[SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir
I am officially a bestselling author!
Behind the Mirror debuted at #15 out of ALL BOOKS in the country on the USA Today Bestseller List!
It's also the #5 bestselling nonfiction book!
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Behind the Mirror debuted at #15 out of ALL BOOKS in the country on the USA Today Bestseller List!
It's also the #5 bestselling nonfiction book!
www.usatoday.com/booklist/boo...
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I am officially a bestselling author!
Behind the Mirror debuted at #15 out of ALL BOOKS in the country on the USA Today Bestseller List!
It's also the #5 bestselling nonfiction book!
www.usatoday.com/booklist/boo...
Behind the Mirror debuted at #15 out of ALL BOOKS in the country on the USA Today Bestseller List!
It's also the #5 bestselling nonfiction book!
www.usatoday.com/booklist/boo...
Appears that my NYT bestselling novel Absolution has gone into a third printing and the tenth anniversary edition of Annihilation has entered a fourth printing. Thanks, all!
December 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Appears that my NYT bestselling novel Absolution has gone into a third printing and the tenth anniversary edition of Annihilation has entered a fourth printing. Thanks, all!
"JK Rowling has been toppled as the UK’s bestselling author by Julia Donaldson.
Donaldson, who wrote the children’s picture book overtook the writer to become Britain’s bestselling author since accurate records began." [Telegraph]
Donaldson, who wrote the children’s picture book overtook the writer to become Britain’s bestselling author since accurate records began." [Telegraph]
January 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
"JK Rowling has been toppled as the UK’s bestselling author by Julia Donaldson.
Donaldson, who wrote the children’s picture book overtook the writer to become Britain’s bestselling author since accurate records began." [Telegraph]
Donaldson, who wrote the children’s picture book overtook the writer to become Britain’s bestselling author since accurate records began." [Telegraph]
I still can’t believe I’m a @nytimes.com bestselling author!!!!
Congratulations to @bethallisonbarr.bsky.social for Becoming the Pastor's Wife becoming a New York Times Bestseller! We are so thrilled to see this news, and look forward to the book continuing to reach many readers.
March 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I still can’t believe I’m a @nytimes.com bestselling author!!!!
