dan got on his hands and knees in an art deco hotel hallway and started shaking ass. 2 people submitted hard launches about shitting themselves. dan and phil kissed in the phatreon bonus. (this is a comedy bleet)
October 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
dan got on his hands and knees in an art deco hotel hallway and started shaking ass. 2 people submitted hard launches about shitting themselves. dan and phil kissed in the phatreon bonus. (this is a comedy bleet)
Everything I know about baseball, I learned from Star Trek.
Everything I've forgotten about baseball, I learned from my husband. (Sorry, babe.)
(IF YOU SAW MY TYPO'ED BLEET NO YOU DID NOT.)
Everything I've forgotten about baseball, I learned from my husband. (Sorry, babe.)
(IF YOU SAW MY TYPO'ED BLEET NO YOU DID NOT.)
October 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Everything I know about baseball, I learned from Star Trek.
Everything I've forgotten about baseball, I learned from my husband. (Sorry, babe.)
(IF YOU SAW MY TYPO'ED BLEET NO YOU DID NOT.)
Everything I've forgotten about baseball, I learned from my husband. (Sorry, babe.)
(IF YOU SAW MY TYPO'ED BLEET NO YOU DID NOT.)
this is best summed up by my favourite bleet from dyllan
October 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
this is best summed up by my favourite bleet from dyllan
Built a small social site on my tiny server called BleetR — text, pics, videos, streams. Free, no ads, no tracking. post a bleet #SmallWeb #PHP just so sick of algorithms hate speech & #ads with no edit button I am new at this so be gentle the sites up in #beta just dial 253387.xyz have fun
October 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
jervis tetch send bleet
October 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
jervis tetch send bleet
Yeah! I know, evergreen bleet.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
October 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Yeah! I know, evergreen bleet.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
every other post can be a bleet but this one has to be a skeet
October 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
every other post can be a bleet but this one has to be a skeet
rat queen genderswap mod for deadlock rat king send bleet
October 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
rat queen genderswap mod for deadlock rat king send bleet
I arrived early to a work meeting and accidentally made eye contact with a woman sitting opposite the meeting room just as she squeezed her water bottle too tight and a jet of water shot about two feet into the air. artist’s impression:
October 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I arrived early to a work meeting and accidentally made eye contact with a woman sitting opposite the meeting room just as she squeezed her water bottle too tight and a jet of water shot about two feet into the air. artist’s impression:
Follow your dreams!
(drawn by DD_mlp)
(drawn by DD_mlp)
October 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Follow your dreams!
(drawn by DD_mlp)
(drawn by DD_mlp)
saw a great bleet about this earlier which went something along the lines of "why don't we just say what it really is - yersinia pestis!". Huge bluesky energy
October 5, 2026 at 1:22 PM
saw a great bleet about this earlier which went something along the lines of "why don't we just say what it really is - yersinia pestis!". Huge bluesky energy
![screenshot featuring four drafted bleets as follows:
[first bleet]: "i don't even have a problem with escapism the way i know some oomfies do i just think we ought to have standards, at least fantasise about improving your life as your current self"
[second bleet]: "make detailed promises but vague threats that way nobody thinks you're a bad person"
[third bleet]: "be dismayed, dejected, disappointed"
[fourth bleet]: "why exactly does the human body make bigger cummies if you eat zinc"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5qdzp2e4re5uahmxbt6ad5tw/bafkreibbntrgybchdpteb73wdtccukoaxe6actbxrn76yydrf3lruyg2b4)
Here listening live. Not bleeting. Right arm throbbing from Covid jab 🙄 might bleet later #TheArchers
October 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Here listening live. Not bleeting. Right arm throbbing from Covid jab 🙄 might bleet later #TheArchers
cis guy who gets more insufferable w a cunt and cis girl who gets to fuck it outta him w her cock... but not necessarily a t4t thing... compelling noncanon... is it more or less a power reversal... itd be quite enforcing of how i coded them to be more representative opposite of their sex send bleet
October 4, 2026 at 5:53 AM
cis guy who gets more insufferable w a cunt and cis girl who gets to fuck it outta him w her cock... but not necessarily a t4t thing... compelling noncanon... is it more or less a power reversal... itd be quite enforcing of how i coded them to be more representative opposite of their sex send bleet
(that's the last I... bleet.. about this cuz it's too personal but if anyone's got advice besides "sleep better" feel free to shoot!)
October 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
(that's the last I... bleet.. about this cuz it's too personal but if anyone's got advice besides "sleep better" feel free to shoot!)
no responses wow i see how it is bleet nation
October 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
no responses wow i see how it is bleet nation
First bleet kinda nervous 🥺
October 4, 2026 at 3:41 AM
First bleet kinda nervous 🥺
I built a small social site on my tiny server called BleetR — text, pics, videos, streams. Free, no ads, no tracking. post a bleet #buildinpublic #SmallWeb #IndieWeb #PHP just so sick of algorithms hate speech and ads and no edit button I am new at this so be gentle
253387.xyz
253387.xyz
October 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I built a small social site on my tiny server called BleetR — text, pics, videos, streams. Free, no ads, no tracking. post a bleet #buildinpublic #SmallWeb #IndieWeb #PHP just so sick of algorithms hate speech and ads and no edit button I am new at this so be gentle
253387.xyz
253387.xyz
little brother obsessed with big sister's tits send bleet
October 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
little brother obsessed with big sister's tits send bleet
I fully blame this Bleet and my love for windup toys for my current Fortnite binge.
Im not even good at Fortnite 😭😭😭
Im not even good at Fortnite 😭😭😭
I feel it's important to raise awareness of this. Fortnite just added its Halloween update and there's a wind-up key backpack available for free by completing quests in October.
October 3, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I fully blame this Bleet and my love for windup toys for my current Fortnite binge.
Im not even good at Fortnite 😭😭😭
Im not even good at Fortnite 😭😭😭
I think I had the same emotional experience as you did but just from reading your bleet
October 3, 2026 at 7:31 AM
I think I had the same emotional experience as you did but just from reading your bleet
some fuckass bot account rebleeted the first part, which was me talking about ME/CFS so i deleted it and i'm putting it here to keep it all in one place.
October 3, 2026 at 6:45 AM
some fuckass bot account rebleeted the first part, which was me talking about ME/CFS so i deleted it and i'm putting it here to keep it all in one place.
My dad's medicare premium is automatically deducted from his SS payment. It's $200/mo so this bleet is not a thing that is real.
October 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
My dad's medicare premium is automatically deducted from his SS payment. It's $200/mo so this bleet is not a thing that is real.