When you turn back on your terrible CRM
PHP Users sent to Hell
ALT: PHP Users sent to Hell
static.klipy.com
October 28, 2026 at 1:33 AM
When you turn back on your terrible CRM
taking advantage of the php exploit to update your php version for you ❣️
October 25, 2026 at 8:07 AM
taking advantage of the php exploit to update your php version for you ❣️
the fuck you smiling about bitch
October 23, 2026 at 3:09 AM
the fuck you smiling about bitch
He's fixing PHP, poor little guy...
October 28, 2026 at 10:53 AM
He's fixing PHP, poor little guy...
4 PHP is not very much
October 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
4 PHP is not very much
wait until everyone learns that PHP actually stands for Pretty Huge Pigs
October 23, 2026 at 8:47 AM
wait until everyone learns that PHP actually stands for Pretty Huge Pigs
SNL UK covers the php crisis better than most mainstream news
October 25, 2026 at 1:14 PM
SNL UK covers the php crisis better than most mainstream news
me describing the php hack to my family:
October 25, 2026 at 7:05 PM
me describing the php hack to my family:
I'm such a little thief...
October 24, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I'm such a little thief...
US government says hackers are now exploiting critical PHP web bugs
US government says hackers are now exploiting critical PHP web bugs
The U.S. government cyber agency warns that hackers have figured out a way to exploit the popular PHP software, used in 70% of the web's software.
techcrunch.com
October 27, 2026 at 2:44 PM
US government says hackers are now exploiting critical PHP web bugs
He’s on Mastodon and he reacted like this
October 23, 2026 at 1:34 PM
He’s on Mastodon and he reacted like this
how is your php today
October 22, 2026 at 2:07 PM
how is your php today
"Starshield was using an unpatched version of PHP and..."
<gunshots ring out>
<gunshots ring out>
October 24, 2026 at 5:10 PM
"Starshield was using an unpatched version of PHP and..."
<gunshots ring out>
<gunshots ring out>
Keine Entwarnung (nicht im geringsten): Erste erfolgreiche Angriffe auf PHP-Lücken, Großteil aller Server noch immer ungeschützt
www.derstandard.at/story/300000...
www.derstandard.at/story/300000...
Erste erfolgreiche Angriffe auf PHP-Lücken, Großteil aller Server noch immer ungeschützt
Selbst bei aktuellen PHP-Versionen teilweise erst die Hälfte aller Systeme aktualisiert. Österreich schneidet deutlich besser als der weltweite Schnitt ab
www.derstandard.at
October 27, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Keine Entwarnung (nicht im geringsten): Erste erfolgreiche Angriffe auf PHP-Lücken, Großteil aller Server noch immer ungeschützt
www.derstandard.at/story/300000...
www.derstandard.at/story/300000...
The recently published PHP vulnerability affects all PHP versions between 5.4 and 8.4 - basically a decade of PHP releases. Wordpress runs on PHP. Drupal runs on PHP. My own presskit() runs on PHP.
If you run PHP anywhere, you should go check which version it is -now-, and update if affected.
If you run PHP anywhere, you should go check which version it is -now-, and update if affected.
October 21, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The recently published PHP vulnerability affects all PHP versions between 5.4 and 8.4 - basically a decade of PHP releases. Wordpress runs on PHP. Drupal runs on PHP. My own presskit() runs on PHP.
If you run PHP anywhere, you should go check which version it is -now-, and update if affected.
If you run PHP anywhere, you should go check which version it is -now-, and update if affected.
October 24, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Security researchers used AI tools to help uncover years-old vulnerabilities in the PHP web scripting language. Then the AI-assisted attacks began.
The PHP Meltdown Shows How AI Makes Bugs More Exploitable
Security researchers used AI tools to help uncover years-old vulnerabilities in the PHP web scripting language. Then the AI-assisted attacks began.
buff.ly
October 24, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Security researchers used AI tools to help uncover years-old vulnerabilities in the PHP web scripting language. Then the AI-assisted attacks began.
Die Sicherheitslücken in PHP haben mich noch ein wenig beschäftigt.
⤵️ Ein Thread.
⤵️ Ein Thread.
October 24, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Die Sicherheitslücken in PHP haben mich noch ein wenig beschäftigt.
⤵️ Ein Thread.
⤵️ Ein Thread.
thats it, abolish PHP
no, there is not one guy in charge of php. that guy is in charge of maintaining packages for one specific linux distribution
the actual php maintainers, in their own blog post yesterday, knew about the issue two years ago and decided a fix was too complicated thephp.foundation/blog/2026/10...
the actual php maintainers, in their own blog post yesterday, knew about the issue two years ago and decided a fix was too complicated thephp.foundation/blog/2026/10...
October 23, 2026 at 12:31 PM
thats it, abolish PHP
people should start making gijinkas of famous malware or security flaws (like the recent php one)
October 27, 2026 at 11:52 PM
people should start making gijinkas of famous malware or security flaws (like the recent php one)
"In other words, AI helped turn historic vulnerability into a current crisis."
Good overview of the PHP situation so far.
"AI is ultimately not doing anything new, but rather magnifying existing dynamics of vulnerability discovery and coordinated disclosure."
Good overview of the PHP situation so far.
"AI is ultimately not doing anything new, but rather magnifying existing dynamics of vulnerability discovery and coordinated disclosure."
The PHP Meltdown Shows How AI Makes Bugs More Exploitable
Security researchers used AI tools to help uncover years-old vulnerabilities in the PHP web scripting language. Then the AI-assisted attacks began.
www.wired.com
October 28, 2026 at 5:22 AM
"In other words, AI helped turn historic vulnerability into a current crisis."
Good overview of the PHP situation so far.
"AI is ultimately not doing anything new, but rather magnifying existing dynamics of vulnerability discovery and coordinated disclosure."
Good overview of the PHP situation so far.
"AI is ultimately not doing anything new, but rather magnifying existing dynamics of vulnerability discovery and coordinated disclosure."
<3 Un développeur PHP l'a dit sur la BBC : les grosses boites doivent plus contribuer financièrement aux logiciels open-source www.bbc.com/news/article...
The PHP developer who became the unsung hero of the internet
www.bbc.com
October 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
<3 Un développeur PHP l'a dit sur la BBC : les grosses boites doivent plus contribuer financièrement aux logiciels open-source www.bbc.com/news/article...