#Backends
we're a 'oops we canceled a treasury payment that backends the entire system' snafu away from a shitshow
i think we are a few weeks to a few months away from finding out what a true mass panic looks like in a shattered and broken information environment
February 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Alert Sir Mix A Lot.
December 12, 2024 at 12:06 PM
They should make a horror movie for programmers called the Backends.
July 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
What makes a butt a butt?

In this story from 2022, we meet the scientists and illustrators who spread joy and knowledge about the backends of the backbone-less.
Anal Teeth And Deadly Farts: The World Of Invertebrate Butts
In this story from 2022, we meet the scientists and illustrators who spread joy and knowledge about the backends of the backbone-less.
www.sciencefriday.com
May 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Some more killer ads from the backends of comics...
May 12, 2026 at 12:13 PM
fundamentally you can't do that because the US operates the secure intelligence backends for Tier 1 and 2 intelligence sharing
if I were any of these countries I would ditch Five Eyes immediately. the US intelligence apparatus must be assumed to be infested to the marrow with foreign spies
FT Exclusive: Peter Navarro, one of the US president’s closest advisers, is pushing for the US to remove Canada from the Five Eyes intelligence-sharing network — which also includes the UK, Australia and New Zealand. www.ft.com/content/2dfa...
February 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
CW: Vore | Digestion | Weight Gain

Sketchpage done for @stubbornbirdy.bsky.social who certainly loves to size up their creatures backends

#vore
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Don't forget the analytics backends
September 22, 2026 at 6:20 PM
anthropic is going to win because they are not a supply chain risk. palantir should be declared a supply chain risk because we cannot have people openly dedicated to overthrowing democracy in charge of our intelligence backends.
Cancelling all contracts and bankrupting them, absolutely

But as much as I'm a proponent of using many the right's methods against them, the supply chain risk designation is not the right way to go about it (especially because Anthropic is almost certainly going to win in court over that one)
i think that it is plainly obvious that we should bankrupt Palantir on day one by cutting all of its contracts and declaring it a supply chain risk.
March 13, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Added support to Konbini for jetstream and multiple backends. Jetstream is *much* lighter in terms of bandwidth and CPU to process the firehose, and the multiple backends config can be used to just subscribe to individual PDSs instead of a full relay firehose.
October 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
front-end should wait less for backends to get started

make something desirable,
reduce state to a packet later
August 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
An unordered / non-exhaustive list of things that helped scale Bluesky's infra efficiently:

+ Exiting the cloud (colocation)
+ HAProxy w/many Node backends
+ Go w/clever code
+ ScyllaDB
+ SQLite w/per user databases
+ Redis w/many instances
+ AMD servers w/many cores
+ Purchasing bandwidth directly
November 11, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Hard at work… waiting for backends to respond 😅
September 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Working with Microsoft/Xbox developer backends might be one of the worst things to ever have been inflicted upon gamedevs jfc
July 17, 2025 at 8:20 AM
atproto aha moments:

- you can host your data
- it's just json
- it's typed but any app dev can invent those types
- records have URIs
- records are signed so cacheable without trust
- relay aggregates everyone’s events into a global stream
- backends subscribe to relay and update local DBs
November 1, 2024 at 12:02 AM
They had ALMOST A YEAR to scale the backends
December 11, 2024 at 8:14 PM
you 👊

wherever *you* work

y'all should hire me. I build servers, clusters, web apps, backends and all sorts of nonsense.

thank you for this PSA
August 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
any recs for GUI agent harnesses? my requirements:

1. macos and linux
2. supports many model backends (ie claude, codex, fireworks, etc)
3. free or cheap
4. drivable remotely
September 21, 2026 at 12:14 AM
To the fucker upset that furries are pilots and ATC personnel, LEMME TELL YA you're about to get your mind absolutely blown when you find out these talented folks also run your networks information security hospitals financial backends AI labs data centers cloud infra--
September 24, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Thinking about backends today...

...backend API's.
August 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
stoat.chat but with federated identity (login) and a multi-instance client (one client unifying data from multiple backends).

Just those two features. Add those two things and you get viable distributed Discord.
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 AM
dear imgui 1.92 released!
github.com/ocornut/imgu...
New protocol for backends to create/update textures, with support for 13 renderers. Dynamic font scaling. Dozens of font/atlas related changes. Dozens of other changes. Expect some turbulence.
(misc video from January...)
June 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Dear ImGui 1.91.9 released
github.com/ocornut/imgu...
Many fixes & improvements on variety of topics (backends, tables, tab bars, input texts, scrollbars, multi-monitors, images, oem key mapping etc.)
March 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
El día que me aplaudieron 500 backends en una charla
November 30, 2024 at 7:01 PM
It's using PSXRecomp as it's backbone, which if you do so much as a surface level poke, shows it's using Claude V4 as one of it's primary code backends. So saying no A.I. was used in any capacity is outright incorrect/lying when your recomp backend is very much using it.
July 24, 2026 at 11:49 AM