#Badjokes
#jokes #dadjokes #badjokes

I received a flyer on anger management the other day.
I lost it.
February 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Someone needed to make this.

#philosophy #phil #math #meme #badjokes #puns #descartes
August 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
July 25, 2026 at 5:33 PM
On the site that tweeted too close to the sun I was briefly admired/reviled for my threads of dad jokes. Unfortunately, I have decided to restart the tradition here:

#dadjokes #dadjoke #badjokes #badjoke #groaner #groaners #humor #humour #joke #jokes #pun #puns #punny #funny #notfunny #histoftech
October 7, 2024 at 2:04 AM
furry walks into maw and paw's general store and leaves sorely disappointed

#badjokes
September 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
what do you get when you require a trip to the hospital after fucking the mythical winged stag?

...perytonitis

#BadJokes
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Why don't French snails take much with them on a journey?

L'ess cargo.

#DadJoke #Nature #Snails #EssentialInsects #BadJokes #Bugsky #ukGarden #SundayYellow #SidneyTheSnail
June 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Interlude.

Been a fantastic start to the week, and more about the classes tomorrow. For now though, tea and Baldur’s Gate (again). See you on the sunny side.

#hema #learnswordfighting #davidrawlings #londonlongswordacademy #badjokes
September 29, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My friend asked me why I became a sexworker, I said “I heard it was a high in-cum job.”

#badjokes
February 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
got her to laugh again! 🕺 #dadjokes #jokes #dirtyjokes #jokes #badjokes #jokeaday
January 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A machine learning model walks into a bar, then walks into a bar, then walks into a bar. Finally, it ducks.

#BadJokes
November 18, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Who knew there was a bird named after a cookie jk I know it's an oriole not an oreo 🫠🤣🥲 #badjokes
#birddrawing #birdwatching #birdwhisperers 🪶
February 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It took the big bad wolf ages to find the second pig as he lived out in the sticks.

#LunchPun

NB. this is a test scheduled post. Hopefully it will appear at midday today (14/11/24)
November 14, 2024 at 6:32 PM
We're just... barreling through. #wip #indiegame #badjokes
August 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
#DadJokes #BadJokes #EmeraldSignalOfOz #WizardOfOz #OzFan #MythicFiction #IndieAuthor #BookTok
September 25, 2026 at 11:30 AM
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
#dadaism #webcomic #badjokes #absurdism #comix
June 29, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Please laugh. I need it.
#shorts #vtuber #badjokes
April 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
"MOM! .. MOM! .. why the long face?" 😋😅
#badjokes #sibling #doppelganger #horses
#dogs #fuctrump #puns #humor
July 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Who the HECK wrote this awful code? *checks git*
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Oh, I am my own worst enemy.

#GeekHumor #BadJokes #TechFun
November 22, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Well who WERE you doing? And did you both have fun?

/badjokes
//dadjokes
September 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Wait - hold on.

The office chair was the MVP. Sorry Husky

#badjokes #hazbinhotel
I fucking agree with this soooooo hardcore.

Husk was my MVP this season too. Homeboy’s magic is stellar, still vibrating, his consistently communication with Angel, his growing crush, his broken heart, he’s just - HE SHOULDNT BE IN HELL LIKE DAMN. 😆

And shout out to RadioTrio bc Al and Niffty-
Yes, I have bias, but the #HazbinHotel MVP this season was #Husk — He had some of the best lines, some of the best fights, one of the best songs, and showed just how far he's come since Season 1. This man is the GOAT and I am so excited to see more of him in Season 3 💖😻💖 I will wait for you, king!!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I should automate this task that would otherwise take 10 minutes.
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*7 hours later* Why am I like this?

#CodingHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammingJokes
November 23, 2024 at 7:06 AM
“Hiya, kids! Hiya hiya hiya…”
So excited to get this guy out of retirement and into at ATL Puppet Slam tonight. Everybody loves Bagzo! Everybody loves clown.
#puppets #slam #clown #badjokes #bagjokes
April 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
December 9, 2024 at 3:22 AM