#BattleWizard
Xaumtrezor Pholdron, Heavy-Duty Battlewizard of the Guard of Brespal Mediath
2022
July 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
@dirtsecret.bsky.social every time i see a picture like "noble knight" my urge to get elk drawn with a broadsword/claymore comes back

or in battlewizard armor if i'm in a fantasy mood. she casts Lightning so one of the arms is made of porcelain or glass like a transmission line insulator
July 22, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Looks like a battlewizard fighting a war on an alternate earth
May 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I really need to watch more martial arts movies. I don't know why it doesn't usually draw me in, when it's one of the only genres where you can see a guy eat a glowing toad and gain the ability to use the Specium Ray on a gorilla before ripping its arm off with his bare hands. #BattleWizard
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
146"26 #BattleWizard ok this is totally my kinda shit. Wuxia campy magic powers with a big body count & carnage. Throw in some family drama & bastards & you got a perfect story build up of why people are fighting each other. Calling out moves as you do them is 💯 🔥. Love the fx.
May 21, 2026 at 2:11 AM
#NowWatching #BattleWizard I have poor memory nowadays but I dont remember the last time an opening credit happened at the minute 4 mark AFTER a sex scene and a fight scene with dismemberment. 😆
May 20, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Every development in #BattleWizard is basically, "Sure, why not?"

"Brother, where are we taking them?"
"To feed them to the gorilla."

Sure, why not? (This movie is amazing)
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Well, my favorite character is definitely Ling'er, the woman our hero meets who has pet snakes (and a poison toad) she can control, and who slaps the hero silly for running up and trying to attack her snakes.

But this movie already has a cast of amazing weirdos in general. #BattleWizard
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM