I’m 300 baud old.
I'm so old I remember when the only other astronomy website in existence I knew of besides mine was NASA's
I'm so old I remember when Yahoo really did have an index of every site on the World Wide Web
June 25, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I’m 300 baud old.
Age verification? *4800 baud handshake noise*
Age verification? The first time I saw The Simpsons was on The Tracey Ullman Show.
Age verification? I audiotaped network TV shows with a cassette recorder.
September 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Age verification? *4800 baud handshake noise*
Dad baud
March 31, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Dad baud
Age verification? I dialed into a BBS on a 2400 baud modem
July 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Age verification? I dialed into a BBS on a 2400 baud modem
baud rate day
August 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
baud rate day
Just mindlessly integrating incoming commands... (Expect to wait a while; These slim headsets are only 300 baud.)
January 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Just mindlessly integrating incoming commands... (Expect to wait a while; These slim headsets are only 300 baud.)
Patrick Baud et son jeu en IA là 🤌
J'ajoute aussi qu'à mon avis, plein de gens au CNC ont conscience des problèmes éthiques de l'IA, mais savent que s'ils veulent rester en place et continuer à avoir des budgets conséquents pour financer des choses, par les temps qui courent, ils ne doivent plus risquer de chiffonner le gouvernement.
March 27, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Patrick Baud et son jeu en IA là 🤌
Age verification? I can whistle a 2400 baud modem off.
Age verification? My first computer was a brand-new Commodore 64. (I was 6.)
Age verification? I got to see Superman the Movie in the theater for free because a poem I wrote about the planet Krypton won a contest they held at Kaufmann's department store in downtown Pittsburgh.
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Age verification? I can whistle a 2400 baud modem off.
The replies to this question are glorious. I especially love the very important "what baud" question!
hey chat, i need your help for a bit of fiction i’m writing.
what would you say is the onomatopoeia of a modem connecting?
please feel free to be as elaborate as possible.
what would you say is the onomatopoeia of a modem connecting?
please feel free to be as elaborate as possible.
December 27, 2024 at 6:52 AM
The replies to this question are glorious. I especially love the very important "what baud" question!
how many standard baud rates have you memorized
July 12, 2024 at 2:31 PM
how many standard baud rates have you memorized
Baud Postma
Untitled (Cowboy 1) (2025), a photopolymer print carved by the British photographer
Untitled (Cowboy 1) (2025), a photopolymer print carved by the British photographer
September 26, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Baud Postma
Untitled (Cowboy 1) (2025), a photopolymer print carved by the British photographer
Untitled (Cowboy 1) (2025), a photopolymer print carved by the British photographer
"Psychological body, repressed body, neurotic body, space of phantasy, mirror of otherness, mirror of identity, the locus of the subject prey to its own image and desire: our body is no longer pagan and mythic but Christian and metaphorical -- body of desire and no..."
- The Ecstasy of Communication
- The Ecstasy of Communication
May 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
(lights a cigarette)
Kid, let me tell you of the glory days of the local BBS you signed into at 300 baud
(takes a drag from the cigarette)
(chokes violently on the cigarette because he doesn't actually smoke)
Kid, let me tell you of the glory days of the local BBS you signed into at 300 baud
(takes a drag from the cigarette)
(chokes violently on the cigarette because he doesn't actually smoke)
The internet was extremely fun once upon a time, old ppl remember this
May 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
(lights a cigarette)
Kid, let me tell you of the glory days of the local BBS you signed into at 300 baud
(takes a drag from the cigarette)
(chokes violently on the cigarette because he doesn't actually smoke)
Kid, let me tell you of the glory days of the local BBS you signed into at 300 baud
(takes a drag from the cigarette)
(chokes violently on the cigarette because he doesn't actually smoke)
""The people" Rivarol said, "did not want a Revolution, they wanted only its spectacle" - because this is the only way to preserve the Revolution's appeal, instead of abolishing it in its truth."
- Seduction
- Seduction
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
remember, the most important part of kink is negotiation!
always determine what baud rate, data bits, stop bits*, and parity you'll be using!
And software or hardware handshaking.
* also known as a safeword
always determine what baud rate, data bits, stop bits*, and parity you'll be using!
And software or hardware handshaking.
* also known as a safeword
March 22, 2026 at 2:16 AM
remember, the most important part of kink is negotiation!
always determine what baud rate, data bits, stop bits*, and parity you'll be using!
And software or hardware handshaking.
* also known as a safeword
always determine what baud rate, data bits, stop bits*, and parity you'll be using!
And software or hardware handshaking.
* also known as a safeword
*I look at the other dorks in the library*
"BAUD RI LLARD" *I begin chanting. They pick it up.*
BAUD RI LLARD
BAUD RI LLARD
BAUD RI LLARD
*The librarians get out the flame throwers*
"BAUD RI LLARD" *I begin chanting. They pick it up.*
BAUD RI LLARD
BAUD RI LLARD
BAUD RI LLARD
*The librarians get out the flame throwers*
Reporter: Iran is not listening to your threats about opening the Strait of Hormuz.
Trump: How do you know that?
Reporter: Because it’s still blocked. Are they reopening it?
Trump: Why do you say that? You don’t know anything.
Trump: How do you know that?
Reporter: Because it’s still blocked. Are they reopening it?
Trump: Why do you say that? You don’t know anything.
April 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
*I look at the other dorks in the library*
"BAUD RI LLARD" *I begin chanting. They pick it up.*
BAUD RI LLARD
BAUD RI LLARD
BAUD RI LLARD
*The librarians get out the flame throwers*
"BAUD RI LLARD" *I begin chanting. They pick it up.*
BAUD RI LLARD
BAUD RI LLARD
BAUD RI LLARD
*The librarians get out the flame throwers*
Mike Johnson has the bandwidth of a 300 baud dialup modem.
September 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Mike Johnson has the bandwidth of a 300 baud dialup modem.
[TheyUseAi]
@patrickbaud.bsky.social nous annonce fièrement avoir créé un jeu...
Enfin non, il a choisi de cracher sur les artistes et les dev, et d'utiliser une technologie mortifère qui détruit le vivant, et toutes les merveilles auxquelles il nous avait intéressé pour écrire des bout de code.
@patrickbaud.bsky.social nous annonce fièrement avoir créé un jeu...
Enfin non, il a choisi de cracher sur les artistes et les dev, et d'utiliser une technologie mortifère qui détruit le vivant, et toutes les merveilles auxquelles il nous avait intéressé pour écrire des bout de code.
March 25, 2026 at 2:15 AM
[TheyUseAi]
@patrickbaud.bsky.social nous annonce fièrement avoir créé un jeu...
Enfin non, il a choisi de cracher sur les artistes et les dev, et d'utiliser une technologie mortifère qui détruit le vivant, et toutes les merveilles auxquelles il nous avait intéressé pour écrire des bout de code.
@patrickbaud.bsky.social nous annonce fièrement avoir créé un jeu...
Enfin non, il a choisi de cracher sur les artistes et les dev, et d'utiliser une technologie mortifère qui détruit le vivant, et toutes les merveilles auxquelles il nous avait intéressé pour écrire des bout de code.
“Watch me goon at 300 baud”
January 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
“Watch me goon at 300 baud”
NES Radar Tracks Flights at 9600 Baud
NES Radar Tracks Flights at 9600 Baud
Hackaday Article
hackaday.com
September 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
NES Radar Tracks Flights at 9600 Baud
« La Bretagne pittoresque » dans laquelle on cultivait le chanvre, comme partout ailleurs en France à l’époque ✨
Carte postale conservée au Musée de Baud
Carte postale conservée au Musée de Baud
February 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
« La Bretagne pittoresque » dans laquelle on cultivait le chanvre, comme partout ailleurs en France à l’époque ✨
Carte postale conservée au Musée de Baud
Carte postale conservée au Musée de Baud
"All that matters now is only to resemble oneself, to find oneself everywhere, multiplied but loyal to one's personal formula; to see the same credit listings everywhere, be on all movie screens at once."
- The Ecstasy of Communication
- The Ecstasy of Communication
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM