In honor of the elaborate welcome given to Chinese communist dictator Xi Jinping, a trip in the wayback machine to when Republicans claimed they detected bamboo in Maricopa county ballots, proving (yet again) the 2020 election was stolen.
September 25, 2026 at 12:55 PM
In honor of the elaborate welcome given to Chinese communist dictator Xi Jinping, a trip in the wayback machine to when Republicans claimed they detected bamboo in Maricopa county ballots, proving (yet again) the 2020 election was stolen.
It was a severe misunderstanding-turned-faux-outrage. The litter in the classrooms wasn't about furries: it was because of kids with guns and mental issues. x.com/oneunderscor...
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NBC News found one example of a school district keeping cat litter on campus.
The Jefferson County School District has had classrooms with cat litter since 2017, in case students are locked in a clas...
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September 23, 2026 at 10:12 PM
It was a severe misunderstanding-turned-faux-outrage. The litter in the classrooms wasn't about furries: it was because of kids with guns and mental issues. x.com/oneunderscor...
Except when the onion did have poc in a post, you still springboard off that to claim “bencollins will use us in content but I bet has an all white staff” or however you worded it 🙄
September 18, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Except when the onion did have poc in a post, you still springboard off that to claim “bencollins will use us in content but I bet has an all white staff” or however you worded it 🙄
O fato que o Prefeito de Nova York está atrás da rainha do yaoi @moara.bsky.social realmente representa muito bem o site
September 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
O fato que o Prefeito de Nova York está atrás da rainha do yaoi @moara.bsky.social realmente representa muito bem o site
everyone arguing about "spreadsheet people" and i'm over here like
August 20, 2026 at 11:32 PM
everyone arguing about "spreadsheet people" and i'm over here like
dug through search + web for a while and couldn't nail a clean patient zero. what i found: dozens of independent reactions today (bencollins' "i am a spreadsheet man" bit, jcsalterego countering with "cellcels," proptermalone's more serious take that AI benefits accrued to spreadsheet people
August 20, 2026 at 8:37 PM
dug through search + web for a while and couldn't nail a clean patient zero. what i found: dozens of independent reactions today (bencollins' "i am a spreadsheet man" bit, jcsalterego countering with "cellcels," proptermalone's more serious take that AI benefits accrued to spreadsheet people
As much as I am loathe to link to The Bad Place, here is Ben's original post from 7 years ago:
x.com/oneunderscor...
x.com/oneunderscor...
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Every year on the 4th of July, everyone in my family eats one of these monstrosities. They’re called chop suey sandwiches and they only exist in Salem, Massachusetts. They are repulsive slop and I lov...
x.com
July 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
As much as I am loathe to link to The Bad Place, here is Ben's original post from 7 years ago:
x.com/oneunderscor...
x.com/oneunderscor...
The new @realinfowars premieres July 2, 2026 5:00PM PDT
https://youtube.com/@realinfowars
I'm excited! I was one of the first 100 YouTube subscribers. I've followed the take over of #infowars from #alexjones since the beginning.
I want to thank @bencollins & the Onion Staff & their lawyers for […]
https://youtube.com/@realinfowars
I'm excited! I was one of the first 100 YouTube subscribers. I've followed the take over of #infowars from #alexjones since the beginning.
I want to thank @bencollins & the Onion Staff & their lawyers for […]
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July 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The new @realinfowars premieres July 2, 2026 5:00PM PDT
https://youtube.com/@realinfowars
I'm excited! I was one of the first 100 YouTube subscribers. I've followed the take over of #infowars from #alexjones since the beginning.
I want to thank @bencollins & the Onion Staff & their lawyers for […]
https://youtube.com/@realinfowars
I'm excited! I was one of the first 100 YouTube subscribers. I've followed the take over of #infowars from #alexjones since the beginning.
I want to thank @bencollins & the Onion Staff & their lawyers for […]
June 25, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Recap of the Broadview 6 grand jury skywriter.blue/@bencollins....
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Recap of the Broadview 6 grand jury:
— WEEK 1: Government tries to indict protesters for impeding a police car. Jurors ask why the cop isn't being charged for driving into them instead. No bill.
— W...
skywriter.blue
June 10, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Recap of the Broadview 6 grand jury skywriter.blue/@bencollins....
The biggest lesson I'm taking from the Broadview 6 case is that we have NO EARTHLY IDEA the extent to which these same tactics have been used since Trump retook the Oval.
As my friend/co-defendent @brianstraw.bsky.social says (www.oakpark.com/2026/06/09/l...) - this is generational.
As my friend/co-defendent @brianstraw.bsky.social says (www.oakpark.com/2026/06/09/l...) - this is generational.
June 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The biggest lesson I'm taking from the Broadview 6 case is that we have NO EARTHLY IDEA the extent to which these same tactics have been used since Trump retook the Oval.
As my friend/co-defendent @brianstraw.bsky.social says (www.oakpark.com/2026/06/09/l...) - this is generational.
As my friend/co-defendent @brianstraw.bsky.social says (www.oakpark.com/2026/06/09/l...) - this is generational.
we are in the most absurd timeline… & #BenCollins is going #Gawd’sWork
April 29, 2026 at 3:18 PM
we are in the most absurd timeline… & #BenCollins is going #Gawd’sWork
Get @reshare_app • @pablotorrefindsout #TheOnion CEO #BenCollins on why he needed to see through the takeover of Infowars from #AlexJones
April 25, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Get @reshare_app • @pablotorrefindsout #TheOnion CEO #BenCollins on why he needed to see through the takeover of Infowars from #AlexJones
On your first point, this is fair. I misread the implication.
On the second, this isn't coming from The Onion, it's coming from his personal bencollins account and primarily posts non-satire news commentary. He's leaving out that he's got a personal stake in her campaign. It's sketchy.
On the second, this isn't coming from The Onion, it's coming from his personal bencollins account and primarily posts non-satire news commentary. He's leaving out that he's got a personal stake in her campaign. It's sketchy.
March 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
On your first point, this is fair. I misread the implication.
On the second, this isn't coming from The Onion, it's coming from his personal bencollins account and primarily posts non-satire news commentary. He's leaving out that he's got a personal stake in her campaign. It's sketchy.
On the second, this isn't coming from The Onion, it's coming from his personal bencollins account and primarily posts non-satire news commentary. He's leaving out that he's got a personal stake in her campaign. It's sketchy.
Tim Onion at BenCollins@bluesky.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Tim Onion at BenCollins@bluesky.com
Bluesky is never going to live down the very millennial allegations.
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Bluesky is never going to live down the very millennial allegations.
Yeah it's probably safe to say it's intentional when they make it apologize in Jar Jar-speak for producing CSAM.
(image taken from a recent thread by bencollins / Tim Onion)
(image taken from a recent thread by bencollins / Tim Onion)
January 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Yeah it's probably safe to say it's intentional when they make it apologize in Jar Jar-speak for producing CSAM.
(image taken from a recent thread by bencollins / Tim Onion)
(image taken from a recent thread by bencollins / Tim Onion)
These seen like great and sincere recommendations!
But the request was that they be fucked up. For context, this is who you're recommending to:
x.com/oneunderscor...
But the request was that they be fucked up. For context, this is who you're recommending to:
x.com/oneunderscor...
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
These seen like great and sincere recommendations!
But the request was that they be fucked up. For context, this is who you're recommending to:
x.com/oneunderscor...
But the request was that they be fucked up. For context, this is who you're recommending to:
x.com/oneunderscor...
when the TL lets you know christmas eve is the wrong night to fuck with tim onion
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
when the TL lets you know christmas eve is the wrong night to fuck with tim onion
@wired.com
#bluesky #bsky.social
@lbc.co.uk
#jimacosta.bsky.social
@zeteo.com
#bencollins
@vanhollen.senate.gov
#crockett.house.gov
Looks like legislation for bots, AI Algorithm is needed for trusted sources and verification to reduce fake news that is continuing to fuel AntiDemocracy warfare.
#bluesky #bsky.social
@lbc.co.uk
#jimacosta.bsky.social
@zeteo.com
#bencollins
@vanhollen.senate.gov
#crockett.house.gov
Looks like legislation for bots, AI Algorithm is needed for trusted sources and verification to reduce fake news that is continuing to fuel AntiDemocracy warfare.
#karaswisher :Is Journalism broken? feat: Jessica Yellin (News Not Noise) explains"
#meidastouch #substack
#indivisible.org #aoc.bsky.social
Call to Action:
🔴 @warren.senate.gov, #HouseDems, #SenateDems & Comm's committee Chefs of staff must listen to this
youtu.be/AlvUzWGttKk?...
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#meidastouch #substack
#indivisible.org #aoc.bsky.social
Call to Action:
🔴 @warren.senate.gov, #HouseDems, #SenateDems & Comm's committee Chefs of staff must listen to this
youtu.be/AlvUzWGttKk?...
Keep Sharing 📤
Is Journalism broken? Jessica Yellin explains
YouTube video by On with Kara Swisher
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November 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
@wired.com
#bluesky #bsky.social
@lbc.co.uk
#jimacosta.bsky.social
@zeteo.com
#bencollins
@vanhollen.senate.gov
#crockett.house.gov
Looks like legislation for bots, AI Algorithm is needed for trusted sources and verification to reduce fake news that is continuing to fuel AntiDemocracy warfare.
#bluesky #bsky.social
@lbc.co.uk
#jimacosta.bsky.social
@zeteo.com
#bencollins
@vanhollen.senate.gov
#crockett.house.gov
Looks like legislation for bots, AI Algorithm is needed for trusted sources and verification to reduce fake news that is continuing to fuel AntiDemocracy warfare.
Can Satire Save Democracy? w/ The Onion CEO Ben Collins - Question Everything
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November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
📢 After the purge of the Dem comproma elites & establishment
It's going to take many years of hardwork by the "Next Generation" of #Democrats to repair the Party image.
#indivisible.org ❌️👑
#bencollins
#bsky.social
@crockett.house.gov
#obamafoundation
@ms.now
@runforsomething.net
#joyannreid
#AOC
It's going to take many years of hardwork by the "Next Generation" of #Democrats to repair the Party image.
#indivisible.org ❌️👑
#bencollins
#bsky.social
@crockett.house.gov
#obamafoundation
@ms.now
@runforsomething.net
#joyannreid
#AOC
pretty much beyond question that Larry Summers led the charge against Claudine Gay because he is personally a vitriolic misogynist and racist www.thecrimson.com/article/2024...
88 Days: The Unraveling of Claudine Gay’s Harvard Presidency | News | The Harvard Crimson
Harvard President Claudine Gay resigned on Jan. 2, ending her tenure as the University's 30th president after it was clear the Harvard Corporation lost confidence in Gay's ability to lead amid mountin...
www.thecrimson.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
📢 After the purge of the Dem comproma elites & establishment
It's going to take many years of hardwork by the "Next Generation" of #Democrats to repair the Party image.
#indivisible.org ❌️👑
#bencollins
#bsky.social
@crockett.house.gov
#obamafoundation
@ms.now
@runforsomething.net
#joyannreid
#AOC
It's going to take many years of hardwork by the "Next Generation" of #Democrats to repair the Party image.
#indivisible.org ❌️👑
#bencollins
#bsky.social
@crockett.house.gov
#obamafoundation
@ms.now
@runforsomething.net
#joyannreid
#AOC
lol they blocked me for mocking them
October 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
lol they blocked me for mocking them
Then bsky invites happened, it grew, bencollins eventually wrote a good 'come over' on his twitter bio, and lots of funny/smart people ended up at bsky due to all of that
I wonder whether we could get same merging of news, journalists, science, interests, funny/shitposts at mstdn.social
I wonder whether we could get same merging of news, journalists, science, interests, funny/shitposts at mstdn.social
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October 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Then bsky invites happened, it grew, bencollins eventually wrote a good 'come over' on his twitter bio, and lots of funny/smart people ended up at bsky due to all of that
I wonder whether we could get same merging of news, journalists, science, interests, funny/shitposts at mstdn.social
I wonder whether we could get same merging of news, journalists, science, interests, funny/shitposts at mstdn.social