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Benoit
Benoit
September 28, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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Benoit
Benoit
BENOIT BLANC: ladies and gentlemen, i would like to request that you all welcome... the weekend
September 26, 2026 at 1:22 AM
BENOIT BLANC: ladies and gentlemen, i would like to request that you all welcome... the weekend
Knives Out but Benoit Blanc is investigating a murder at SlutCon
September 27, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Knives Out but Benoit Blanc is investigating a murder at SlutCon
My wife says this photo is missing Benoit Blanc
Crypto’s True Believers Demand to Be Taken Seriously
Crypto’s True Believers Demand to Be Taken Seriously
They partied like rock stars, searched for aliens, practiced survivalism, and sometimes showed up without shoes. Then crypto winter came—and they lost billions. Clara Molot talks to the zealots who ar...
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March 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
My wife says this photo is missing Benoit Blanc
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
Is this like a Benoit Blanc situation
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Is this like a Benoit Blanc situation
What does the B stand for in Benoit B. Mandelbrot? Benoit B Mandelbrot.
February 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What does the B stand for in Benoit B. Mandelbrot? Benoit B Mandelbrot.
My only dog was named Benoît which is the same as Benito.
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 AM
My only dog was named Benoît which is the same as Benito.
Now, I'm no Benoit Blanc, but there are two dots here itching to be connected.
August 22, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Now, I'm no Benoit Blanc, but there are two dots here itching to be connected.
Benoit and Phillip 🔪
September 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Benoit and Phillip 🔪
Alert, alert, we have Muppet Benoit Blanc!
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Alert, alert, we have Muppet Benoit Blanc!
Schmitt thought he was Benoit Blanc but came off sounding like Beavis and Butthead.
September 29, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Schmitt thought he was Benoit Blanc but came off sounding like Beavis and Butthead.
Look at that beautiful blue sky! ⏰☠️ Wake Up Dead Man, the new Benoit Blanc mystery. Thanksgiving in theaters, 12/12 on Netflix. More to come very soon…
September 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Look at that beautiful blue sky! ⏰☠️ Wake Up Dead Man, the new Benoit Blanc mystery. Thanksgiving in theaters, 12/12 on Netflix. More to come very soon…
Benoit Blanc (incredulous): Is this nominally august chamber even fully cognizant of how many of its number have slipped the veil?
July 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Benoit Blanc (incredulous): Is this nominally august chamber even fully cognizant of how many of its number have slipped the veil?
two more movie frames studies with Detective Benoit Blanc :)
June 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
two more movie frames studies with Detective Benoit Blanc :)
[benoit blanc in twin peaks] lordy there’s a burrito lookin girl on the beach
September 1, 2023 at 7:01 PM
[benoit blanc in twin peaks] lordy there’s a burrito lookin girl on the beach
More of this. David Benoit of the WSJ brings the righteous sass to LinkedIn.
July 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
More of this. David Benoit of the WSJ brings the righteous sass to LinkedIn.
In my head this is 100% Benoit Blanc speaking
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In my head this is 100% Benoit Blanc speaking
The people demand more Benoit Blanc. Benoit Blanc in the morning, Benoit Blanc for lunch, an afternoon with Benoit Blanc, and then a lovely evening entertained by Benoit Blanc.
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The people demand more Benoit Blanc. Benoit Blanc in the morning, Benoit Blanc for lunch, an afternoon with Benoit Blanc, and then a lovely evening entertained by Benoit Blanc.
Je pleure putain.
January 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Je pleure putain.
Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name is "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
what's an anagram for banach-tarski
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what's the most specifically funny joke you know. as in, you need to know or understand a subject to get why it's funny. the dad joke of your speciality, if you will
February 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name is "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
