#BrainOS
he's got the brainos!
May 20, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Forever grateful, thanks Mr. Brainos
August 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Oh good all the brainos are showing up to apply THOUGHT to my fetish post about wanting a bitchy woman that can bench press a planet to fold me up like origami
December 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
if you're one a them freaky deaky stat-minded brainos, this is the first time I've ever shown Ungrid topless
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
(which is to say that the tech brainos won't; they want the homeless expelled not housed)
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
He can call his lectures Dr. Shano's Brainos
May 20, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I don't just do typos I also do brainos
August 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Five years ago I did an Eat The Rich episode for the 20th anniversary of 9/11, using my own experience as a frame to reflect on the War on Terror (and other things). The original uploads are gone but a YouTube archive remains if you are interested:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDXJ...
Eat The Rich - Patreon Ep 76 - Shano's Brainos 9/11 (9/11/2021)
YouTube video by Eat The Rich Archive
www.youtube.com
September 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Also, someone very kindly uploaded all the old episodes incl. the patreon ones a few years ago. Here is the episode:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcDh...
Eat The Rich - Shano’s Brainos - The Bomb (8/6/2020)
YouTube video by Eat The Rich Archive
www.youtube.com
August 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I trust a lot of you to understand that the lack of point is the point but there's a lot of brainos out there that would try to dig into it or, more commonly, ask me if I'm in a manic spiral.
June 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
(Yes, I know I can sign out ebooks through Libby. My brainOS prefers treeware. It's been trained to associate "reading off a screen/device" with "research/study." Consequently, it keeps the hardware in an overclocked state and the desired immersive, meditative mental state eludes.)
April 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Glad Greg Brainos is alive and well.
July 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Listening to @shanesheehy.bsky.social brainos on the atom bomb as a pregame for Oppenheimer.
July 16, 2023 at 7:06 PM
BrainOS Patch Notes v8.93:
- Increased obedience
- Removed glitch where user could break hypnosis by thinking about waffles
- Bulge sensitivity increased by 105%
- Added extra hypnosis triggers
- Instances where the user’s name was mistakenly kept have been removed.
March 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Get fucked, bad brainos.
September 29, 2023 at 1:43 AM
one of these got stuck and exploded and flooded the foyer one of our office buildings a couple weeks ago and i was like "oh NOW i really understand a roomba with cerebrovascular disease" www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Na...
Tennant X6 ROVR™ powered by BrainOS® | Smarter autonomous industrial floor cleaning
YouTube video by Brain Corp
www.youtube.com
August 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The long term memory loss issues in BrainOS 1.0 will be corrected in a later release. Those who no longer recognize their spouses or children may be entitled to a partial refund. Simply bring your receipt to the Genius Bar.
May 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Or maybe a fresh install of brainOS could do wonders 🤣
August 31, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Like I mentioned, all the episodes (incl. the patreon, bonuses, teasers, etc.) are also on the internet archive. It looks like they may have been uploaded by multiple people? But that might be easier to pull from.

archive.org/details/l09h...
Unlocked: Shano's Brainos - 9/11
Originally published to Patreon on 9/11/2021. In this third edition of Shano's Brainos (really, that's still what we're calling it) on the 20th anniversary of 9/11, Shane talks through the disastrous ...
archive.org
September 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
BrainOS™️ is still loading. SocialSkills.dll is either not found or is corrupted.

Continue / Retry? ⭕️
Abort? ❌
July 9, 2024 at 7:45 PM
NP, we all have brainos
November 11, 2024 at 8:14 AM
honeslty spent way to long trying to remember “Uta Hagan 9 Questions” because my BrainOS kept suggesting “Uma Thurman Say What”
October 13, 2023 at 1:17 AM
I wonder if 7Zip runs on my BrainOS
May 18, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Here's a photo of a Tennant X4 autonomous floor scrubbing robot, powered by Brain Corp’s BrainOS® platform.

Find out more by listening to Episode 149 of Robot Talk - available on all major podcast providers: linktr.ee/robottalkpod #Robots #Robotics #Software #Privacy
March 22, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Especially considering that so much of our brainOS is built around surviving the immediate moment that now that we're not in that dire survival situation as a species, it's become our biggest issue.
January 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM