for those unfamiliar with The German Breadcutter.
This German Man Is on a Quest to Cut the Perfect Slice of Bread
Armed with high-end knives and digital calipers, Germanbreadcutter has entranced thousands of fans, one loaf at a time.
www.wired.com
September 28, 2026 at 6:20 PM
for those unfamiliar with The German Breadcutter.
I just want to know who the German Breadcutter on Instagram is
September 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I just want to know who the German Breadcutter on Instagram is
Gluten morgen.
August 16, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Gluten morgen.
omfg i just noticed it has a hand crank. it's $200 for a breadcutter you use muscle power for. the ones i'm used to seeing are all electric.
this is the bread equivalent of hipster handcranked coffee grinders that cost a month's rent
this is the bread equivalent of hipster handcranked coffee grinders that cost a month's rent
March 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
omfg i just noticed it has a hand crank. it's $200 for a breadcutter you use muscle power for. the ones i'm used to seeing are all electric.
this is the bread equivalent of hipster handcranked coffee grinders that cost a month's rent
this is the bread equivalent of hipster handcranked coffee grinders that cost a month's rent
GERMAN BREADCUTTER EU TE AMO. EU TORÇO PRA VC TER UM DESVIO DE 0.00 MM UM DIA.
June 25, 2026 at 2:42 AM
GERMAN BREADCUTTER EU TE AMO. EU TORÇO PRA VC TER UM DESVIO DE 0.00 MM UM DIA.
April 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
don’t trust those OSSCs though. took a hit off one from aliexpress and they left me in 512-i with linex3 upscaling— hey, don’t touch my elbow man. that shit’s as sharp and jagged like a breadcutter.
May 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
don’t trust those OSSCs though. took a hit off one from aliexpress and they left me in 512-i with linex3 upscaling— hey, don’t touch my elbow man. that shit’s as sharp and jagged like a breadcutter.
“The breadcutter, a true terror. Hm, you know a tree in the library might do well if cared for. Revas might find joy of that even. It is…like the trees of the cities elven but…not sad?” He hopped and fade stepped across the counter, appearing in back of Bellara with a kiss. “The chef is here.”
March 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“The breadcutter, a true terror. Hm, you know a tree in the library might do well if cared for. Revas might find joy of that even. It is…like the trees of the cities elven but…not sad?” He hopped and fade stepped across the counter, appearing in back of Bellara with a kiss. “The chef is here.”
waaah, we can't post video clips here yet? i have some sweet footage of my Autistic ass working thru my warped & gapped proprioception to do a 70% smooth transition from standing to wrapping my opponent up in a breadcutter ch*ke. (jiu jitsu!)
September 2, 2023 at 9:22 PM
waaah, we can't post video clips here yet? i have some sweet footage of my Autistic ass working thru my warped & gapped proprioception to do a 70% smooth transition from standing to wrapping my opponent up in a breadcutter ch*ke. (jiu jitsu!)
it is wonderful to see the German Breadcutter recognized.
The current loaf sucks but there will be a new one soon.
The current loaf sucks but there will be a new one soon.
This German Man Is on a Quest to Cut the Perfect Slice of Bread
Armed with high-end knives and digital calipers, Germanbreadcutter has entranced thousands of fans, one loaf at a time.
www.wired.com
July 19, 2026 at 12:03 AM
it is wonderful to see the German Breadcutter recognized.
The current loaf sucks but there will be a new one soon.
The current loaf sucks but there will be a new one soon.
In some ways, the German Breadcutter reminds us that there is always room for improvement—even when we triumph.
July 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
In some ways, the German Breadcutter reminds us that there is always room for improvement—even when we triumph.
When Mother wanted our breadcutter cleaned, she would order that he be lowered into the moat.
Let’s cut to the chase: you all just want to talk about bread knives so someone can make it about class (“we only ever had sliced Kingsmill”/“my parents both picked cabbages for a living but we had fresh sourdough every day”) and eventually we can have three lovely days of Oxbridge discourse
October 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When Mother wanted our breadcutter cleaned, she would order that he be lowered into the moat.
was this the one with the breadcutter? I remember really liking parts 1 and 3
May 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
was this the one with the breadcutter? I remember really liking parts 1 and 3