Me, on the witness stand: I have bursitis.
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January 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Me, on the witness stand: I have bursitis.
Bursitis suuuucks
September 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Bursitis suuuucks
"Mom, what's for dinner?"
"Probably something simple like fish and roasted veggies because my hip bursitis is really bothering me."
OMG I AM A MILLION YEARS OLD.
"Probably something simple like fish and roasted veggies because my hip bursitis is really bothering me."
OMG I AM A MILLION YEARS OLD.
April 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"Mom, what's for dinner?"
"Probably something simple like fish and roasted veggies because my hip bursitis is really bothering me."
OMG I AM A MILLION YEARS OLD.
"Probably something simple like fish and roasted veggies because my hip bursitis is really bothering me."
OMG I AM A MILLION YEARS OLD.
Knoxville: ...I have bursitis
Golfer: ...so you need a horn?
Knoxville: it helps
Golfer: ...so you need a horn?
Knoxville: it helps
June 12, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Knoxville: ...I have bursitis
Golfer: ...so you need a horn?
Knoxville: it helps
Golfer: ...so you need a horn?
Knoxville: it helps
Man, it is beautiful out there today, thinking about going to the golf course and hiding in the bushes with an air horn. Need to treat my bursitis.
March 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Man, it is beautiful out there today, thinking about going to the golf course and hiding in the bushes with an air horn. Need to treat my bursitis.
when my doctor once told me I had bursitis, this was all I thought about
June 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
when my doctor once told me I had bursitis, this was all I thought about
Bursitis trocantérea?
September 26, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Bursitis trocantérea?
it’s time for a beautiful 5’4 james bond with bursitis
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
it’s time for a beautiful 5’4 james bond with bursitis
The bursitis posting will continue until morale improves
August 18, 2026 at 9:42 AM
The bursitis posting will continue until morale improves
The airhorn on the golf course. I laugh every time Knoxville blames his hitting the horn on his bursitis.
March 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The airhorn on the golf course. I laugh every time Knoxville blames his hitting the horn on his bursitis.
Bursitis, filled with fluid. More concerned with his balance.
July 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Bursitis, filled with fluid. More concerned with his balance.
"damn why's my elbow all swollen and tender"... learning about elbow bursitis / student's elbow today =m= my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disea...
Elbow (Olecranon) Bursitis: Symptoms, Causes & Treatment
Elbow bursitis is painful swelling around your elbow joint. It’s inflammation in the olecranon bursa — the fluid-filled sac that surrounds and protects your elbow.
my.clevelandclinic.org
February 24, 2026 at 4:37 PM
"damn why's my elbow all swollen and tender"... learning about elbow bursitis / student's elbow today =m= my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disea...
I’M SORRY I GOT BURSITIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
June 30, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I’M SORRY I GOT BURSITIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think my bursitis might actually be “frozen shoulder” and hi, I hate it.
December 16, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I think my bursitis might actually be “frozen shoulder” and hi, I hate it.
Dr thinks I have bursitis and not sciatica, which I guess I prefer. But now I need to find anti inflammatory goop
September 25, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Dr thinks I have bursitis and not sciatica, which I guess I prefer. But now I need to find anti inflammatory goop
Looks like bursitis to me.
July 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Looks like bursitis to me.
Ik heb mijn huis nog eens redelijk goed gekuist. Uiteraard is mijn heup nu in staking alsof ik opnieuw bursitis heb. Zit ik hier met een icepack, maar wel in een proper huis!
September 25, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Ik heb mijn huis nog eens redelijk goed gekuist. Uiteraard is mijn heup nu in staking alsof ik opnieuw bursitis heb. Zit ik hier met een icepack, maar wel in een proper huis!
Flat Peach Bursitis
Strawberry Psoriatic Arthritis
April 29, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Flat Peach Bursitis
Things that are tougher than Markwayne Mullin:
-the oil stain on my driveway
-an Amish clothespin
-my deceased grandmother’s bursitis
-this bagel I’m eatin
-a single scale from the wing of a monarch butterfly bound for a forest in Mexico
-fiestaware
-the oil stain on my driveway
-an Amish clothespin
-my deceased grandmother’s bursitis
-this bagel I’m eatin
-a single scale from the wing of a monarch butterfly bound for a forest in Mexico
-fiestaware
March 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Things that are tougher than Markwayne Mullin:
-the oil stain on my driveway
-an Amish clothespin
-my deceased grandmother’s bursitis
-this bagel I’m eatin
-a single scale from the wing of a monarch butterfly bound for a forest in Mexico
-fiestaware
-the oil stain on my driveway
-an Amish clothespin
-my deceased grandmother’s bursitis
-this bagel I’m eatin
-a single scale from the wing of a monarch butterfly bound for a forest in Mexico
-fiestaware
nature* is healing
*my elbow bursitis
*my elbow bursitis
i look like fucking popeye
i have elbow bursitis 😭
July 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
nature* is healing
*my elbow bursitis
*my elbow bursitis
So. Morgen in die Unfallchirurgie zur Begutachtung meiner Bursitis am Ellenbogen.
January 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
So. Morgen in die Unfallchirurgie zur Begutachtung meiner Bursitis am Ellenbogen.
i have elbow bursitis 😭
May 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i have elbow bursitis 😭
Do you think he gets like emails from the hospital about the menu for the week and that's how he decides if he'll go in or not
Wasn't gonna go in for this bursitis but it's lasagna on Thursday so
Wasn't gonna go in for this bursitis but it's lasagna on Thursday so
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Do you think he gets like emails from the hospital about the menu for the week and that's how he decides if he'll go in or not
Wasn't gonna go in for this bursitis but it's lasagna on Thursday so
Wasn't gonna go in for this bursitis but it's lasagna on Thursday so
i have hip bursitis and the physio says i cannot sit cross legged in any configuration and i nearly blurted out "but i'm GAY"
March 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
i have hip bursitis and the physio says i cannot sit cross legged in any configuration and i nearly blurted out "but i'm GAY"