when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate
August 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate
Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act.
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
April 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act.
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate
August 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate
My amended birth certificate just arrived. Instant bawling.
April 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
My amended birth certificate just arrived. Instant bawling.
Would men need to provide a marriage certificate to vote? No? Just women? Got it.
Legal experts say states could help married women who have changed their last names by accepting documents like a legal decree or a marriage certificate, but it might not fix the issue for all.
Will the SAVE Act make it harder for married women to vote? We ask legal experts
Legal experts say states could help married women who have changed their last names by accepting documents like a legal decree or a marriage certificate, but it might not fix the issue for all.
www.npr.org
April 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Would men need to provide a marriage certificate to vote? No? Just women? Got it.
I'm a real paleontologist now 😅
June 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I'm a real paleontologist now 😅
i'm gonna need to see the death certificate
BREAKING: Nicholas Rossi, the man who fled from the United States to Scotland after he appeared to fake his own death to avoid rape charges, has died 🚨
Rapist who fled to Scotland and faked his death to avoid rape charges dies
www.thenational.scot
June 26, 2026 at 5:42 PM
i'm gonna need to see the death certificate
a human’s death certificate is a ghost’s birth certificate.
January 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
a human’s death certificate is a ghost’s birth certificate.
Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate.
I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.
Never change your last name.
I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.
Never change your last name.
September 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate.
I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.
Never change your last name.
I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.
Never change your last name.
Since you’re the President now Musky, I want to see your birth certificate.
December 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Since you’re the President now Musky, I want to see your birth certificate.
Next week we will learn that Tulsi Gabbard has located a Barack Obama birth certificate from Kenya.
July 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Next week we will learn that Tulsi Gabbard has located a Barack Obama birth certificate from Kenya.
If Barack Obama was forced to show his birth certificate, shouldn’t Mitch McConnell have to show proof of life?
July 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
If Barack Obama was forced to show his birth certificate, shouldn’t Mitch McConnell have to show proof of life?
If you had to prove citizenship today in order to vote, would you have one of these?
📌US passport: $165
📌Certified birth certificate: $10 to $35 (varies by state/county)
📌Naturalization or citizenship certificate: $555 (replacement fee)
REAL ID doesn’t prove citizenship. #SAVEActIsPayToVote
📌US passport: $165
📌Certified birth certificate: $10 to $35 (varies by state/county)
📌Naturalization or citizenship certificate: $555 (replacement fee)
REAL ID doesn’t prove citizenship. #SAVEActIsPayToVote
July 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
If you had to prove citizenship today in order to vote, would you have one of these?
📌US passport: $165
📌Certified birth certificate: $10 to $35 (varies by state/county)
📌Naturalization or citizenship certificate: $555 (replacement fee)
REAL ID doesn’t prove citizenship. #SAVEActIsPayToVote
📌US passport: $165
📌Certified birth certificate: $10 to $35 (varies by state/county)
📌Naturalization or citizenship certificate: $555 (replacement fee)
REAL ID doesn’t prove citizenship. #SAVEActIsPayToVote
Hahaha sure bring your marriage certificate, normal country
Sen. Mike Rounds on concerns that women will be disenfranchised by the SAVE America Act: "If you get married, you show them your marriage certificate and you're on your way once again"
February 17, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Hahaha sure bring your marriage certificate, normal country
I passed my class with 96%. Received my certificate this week ✌🏾
December 5, 2024 at 4:03 PM
I passed my class with 96%. Received my certificate this week ✌🏾
hanging this on the wall like a doctor hangs up their diplomas
September 26, 2026 at 2:16 PM
hanging this on the wall like a doctor hangs up their diplomas
The bank removes the money without a death certificate on file. SSA marks him deceased without a death certificate on file. Medicare removes him without a death certificate on file. A family member could not do any of this without a death certificate. All acted without proof. Lawsuit waiting.
March 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The bank removes the money without a death certificate on file. SSA marks him deceased without a death certificate on file. Medicare removes him without a death certificate on file. A family member could not do any of this without a death certificate. All acted without proof. Lawsuit waiting.
you may laugh but this is excellent inclusive UX for post-living users
February 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
you may laugh but this is excellent inclusive UX for post-living users
Heather sent me to Costco with our annual gift certificate and no shopping list. We are getting so much meat.
November 29, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Heather sent me to Costco with our annual gift certificate and no shopping list. We are getting so much meat.
they should write his name as cause of death on every certificate issued
September 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
they should write his name as cause of death on every certificate issued
bro why does my doctor have a most improved certificate i’m about to die 😭
December 7, 2024 at 7:26 PM
bro why does my doctor have a most improved certificate i’m about to die 😭
Do you have to show a birth certificate or a passport for your pasta?
Didn’t think so.
Didn’t think so.
Scalise: "For God's sake -- you can't get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?"
July 23, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Do you have to show a birth certificate or a passport for your pasta?
Didn’t think so.
Didn’t think so.