Tom Cruise: It's Classified
Alt: Tom Cruise: It's Classified
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November 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
You forgot classified information.
November 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
You forgot classified information.
Something that's enraging about the Nvidia case and the Trump administration's (non)handling of it is that it follows from the dismissal of the Mar-a-Lago classified documents case. Trump showed contempt for handling classified documents and national security secrets.
Funny how these articles keep painting Rubio as trying to warn Trump about something. Almost like...he's trying to distance himself. And make that known. Huh.
A reporter should ask why he didn't do anything else until after the midterms.
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/10/u...
A reporter should ask why he didn't do anything else until after the midterms.
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/10/u...
November 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Something that's enraging about the Nvidia case and the Trump administration's (non)handling of it is that it follows from the dismissal of the Mar-a-Lago classified documents case. Trump showed contempt for handling classified documents and national security secrets.
3/3 four-foot flap of hair, swirled around his otherwise bald head, giving out classified secrets like a pedophile handing out candy on a playground.
November 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
3/3 four-foot flap of hair, swirled around his otherwise bald head, giving out classified secrets like a pedophile handing out candy on a playground.
the of the devil universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven"
November 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
the of the devil universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven"
House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries is demanding a classified briefing for all members of Congress about the Nvidia situation. https://to.pbs.org/4zEb22t
WATCH: 'More questions than answers' about Nvidia’s Huang, Jeffries says in news conference
House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries is demanding a classified briefing for all members of Congress about the Nvidia situation.
www.pbs.org
November 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries is demanding a classified briefing for all members of Congress about the Nvidia situation. https://to.pbs.org/4zEb22t
mildly interesting that the Hero's Shade in Twilight Princess is classified as a stalfos but Wolf Link is not classified as a wolfos
November 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM
mildly interesting that the Hero's Shade in Twilight Princess is classified as a stalfos but Wolf Link is not classified as a wolfos
revealing classified government information as foreplay
November 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
revealing classified government information as foreplay
1% of kobolds are classified as epic kobolds. 0.1% are classified as legendary kobolds. 😮
November 11, 2026 at 2:49 PM
1% of kobolds are classified as epic kobolds. 0.1% are classified as legendary kobolds. 😮
Mega Man Legends listing surfaces, classified as “new media” https://nintendoeverything.com/mega-man-legends-listing-surfaces-classified-as-new-media/
November 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Mega Man Legends listing surfaces, classified as “new media” https://nintendoeverything.com/mega-man-legends-listing-surfaces-classified-as-new-media/
I think this comment is best viewed as the White House’s AI guy going to war with Marco Rubio, who as SecState/NSA oversaw the drafting of the classified memo.
David Sacks, who is not a serious person, has finally weighed in on the Jensen Huang scandal.
Remember: The scandal is that Nvidia was allowing its chips to be smuggled to China.
Remember: The scandal is that Nvidia was allowing its chips to be smuggled to China.
November 13, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I think this comment is best viewed as the White House’s AI guy going to war with Marco Rubio, who as SecState/NSA oversaw the drafting of the classified memo.
OK, this classified ad from a 1933 issue of The Saturday Review is painfully on point today.
November 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
OK, this classified ad from a 1933 issue of The Saturday Review is painfully on point today.
Intel intercepts implicating Jensen Huang in affair sparked classified Rubio memo. The US intel community intercepted communications in the spring indicating that an executive of Megaspeed—under investigation for possibly diverting sensitive technology to China—was having an affair with a US person.
Intel intercepts implicating Jensen Huang in affair sparked classified Rubio memo | CNN Politics
The US intelligence community intercepted communications in the spring indicating that an executive of Megaspeed, a company under investigation for possibly diverting sensitive technology to China, wa...
www.cnn.com
November 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Intel intercepts implicating Jensen Huang in affair sparked classified Rubio memo. The US intel community intercepted communications in the spring indicating that an executive of Megaspeed—under investigation for possibly diverting sensitive technology to China—was having an affair with a US person.
“I can’t keep pretending like I’ve read Hillbilly Elegy whenever I’m with him. There’s no amount of classified information that could make it bearable to listen to him talk about fertility rates & being a ‘heritage American’ or whatever. This is the 3rd time he’s brought up Usha being out of town.”
“I don’t know when JD is going to take the hint that I have no interest in socializing with him whatsoever.” — Chinese Communist Party operative
Chinese Spy Running Out Of Excuses Not To Hang Out With JD Vance
WASHINGTON—Saying he was grasping at straws in his efforts to avoid spending any more one-on-one time with the American vice president, Chinese spy Simon Li told reporters Monday he was running out of...
theonion.com
November 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
“I can’t keep pretending like I’ve read Hillbilly Elegy whenever I’m with him. There’s no amount of classified information that could make it bearable to listen to him talk about fertility rates & being a ‘heritage American’ or whatever. This is the 3rd time he’s brought up Usha being out of town.”
November 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Great points in this 🧵. Trump's careless handling of classified info is still a huge threat. Not to mention his intentionally revealing classified info to hostile nations; remember how he brought Lavrov into the White House in his 1st term?
www.npr.org/2017/05/15/5...
www.npr.org/2017/05/15/5...
November 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Great points in this 🧵. Trump's careless handling of classified info is still a huge threat. Not to mention his intentionally revealing classified info to hostile nations; remember how he brought Lavrov into the White House in his 1st term?
www.npr.org/2017/05/15/5...
www.npr.org/2017/05/15/5...
🧵Once again: the dismissal of the Mar-a-Lago classified documents case was a very, very, very big deal. 👇
Something that's enraging about the Nvidia case and the Trump administration's (non)handling of it is that it follows from the dismissal of the Mar-a-Lago classified documents case. Trump showed contempt for handling classified documents and national security secrets.
Funny how these articles keep painting Rubio as trying to warn Trump about something. Almost like...he's trying to distance himself. And make that known. Huh.
A reporter should ask why he didn't do anything else until after the midterms.
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/10/u...
A reporter should ask why he didn't do anything else until after the midterms.
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/10/u...
November 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
🧵Once again: the dismissal of the Mar-a-Lago classified documents case was a very, very, very big deal. 👇
Us classified fans sure are an eclectic bunch.
Classified Joe fans are pretty good!
They embrace the weirdos, ninjas, and monsters.
They need someone brave enough to make silly rockets and punching bags and not a dozen people making sure the plastic guys have realistic modern mass-tragedy rifles that are somehow $30 each
They embrace the weirdos, ninjas, and monsters.
They need someone brave enough to make silly rockets and punching bags and not a dozen people making sure the plastic guys have realistic modern mass-tragedy rifles that are somehow $30 each
November 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Us classified fans sure are an eclectic bunch.
surprisingly the drive within me to do more mario 64 classified stuff isn’t completely dead, i think i’m just sick of analog horror lol
i still haven’t seen backrooms but its existence made me wanna try writing a screenplay for a hypothetical classified film lol
i still haven’t seen backrooms but its existence made me wanna try writing a screenplay for a hypothetical classified film lol
November 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
surprisingly the drive within me to do more mario 64 classified stuff isn’t completely dead, i think i’m just sick of analog horror lol
i still haven’t seen backrooms but its existence made me wanna try writing a screenplay for a hypothetical classified film lol
i still haven’t seen backrooms but its existence made me wanna try writing a screenplay for a hypothetical classified film lol
Trump tried to overthrow the government on live television and he got to go to Florida with stolen classified documents and play golf.
November 14, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Trump tried to overthrow the government on live television and he got to go to Florida with stolen classified documents and play golf.
"He was totally tricked by an actual Chinese spy who got him to give her corporate secrets and me to give the Chinese classified AI chips" isn't the exoneration you think it is, Donald.
November 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
"He was totally tricked by an actual Chinese spy who got him to give her corporate secrets and me to give the Chinese classified AI chips" isn't the exoneration you think it is, Donald.
add another one to the list of carp classified as invasive species.
November 13, 2026 at 8:04 AM
add another one to the list of carp classified as invasive species.