“Keep America Great” by dressing like the clearance rack at a fascism-themed truck stop.
September 22, 2026 at 5:00 AM
“Keep America Great” by dressing like the clearance rack at a fascism-themed truck stop.
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May 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
New limited stickers + clearance sale! kurt.bigcartel.com
The Clarence Clearance
New: U.S. Supreme Court justices and federal judges on lower courts do not have to publicly disclose when they dine or stay at someone's personal residence, even one owned by a business entity, under a revised ethics rule released Monday. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
US Supreme Court justices, other judges can stay at corporate-owned homes without disclosure
U.S. Supreme Court justices and federal judges on lower courts do not have to publicly disclose when they dine or stay at someone's personal residence, even one owned by a business entity, under a revised ethics rule.
www.reuters.com
September 24, 2024 at 6:27 PM
The Clarence Clearance
MAGA has entered its clearance rack era.
June 28, 2026 at 11:12 AM
MAGA has entered its clearance rack era.
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
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February 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
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Hegseth is pathetic. He isn't half the man as Mark Milley. www.foxnews.com/politics/whi...
Pentagon pulling Gen. Milley's security detail and clearance 'immediately,' may face demotion in retirement
Retired Gen. Mark Milley's personal security detail and security clearance is being pulled by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, multiple senior administration officials tell Fox News.
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January 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hegseth is pathetic. He isn't half the man as Mark Milley. www.foxnews.com/politics/whi...
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The NYPD is legally required to report its clearance rates quarterly. Turns out they haven't published clearance data since 2022. "The NYPD has proven to be a rogue agency that considers itself above all laws, rules, oversight, and public accountability."
Is the NYPD Solving Crimes? Who Knows—Their Last Published Clearance Data Is From 2022 - Hell Gate
City law requires the NYPD to report its clearance rates quarterly. Under the Adams administration, it just…stopped.
hellgatenyc.com
May 26, 2024 at 3:04 AM
The NYPD is legally required to report its clearance rates quarterly. Turns out they haven't published clearance data since 2022. "The NYPD has proven to be a rogue agency that considers itself above all laws, rules, oversight, and public accountability."
Revoke his clearance. Now.
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Revoke his clearance. Now.
was it “the jared” security clearance
This reports WH sources saying that Natalie Harp eventually “received the clearance,” but it doesn’t ever say that she actually cleared the background check
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Trump aide Natalie Harp worked at the White House without security clearance for a year
The close aide to the president, known to filter much of the information reaching the commander-in-chief, ultimately relented in recent months after pressure from White House staff.
www.ms.now
August 19, 2026 at 11:40 PM
was it “the jared” security clearance
Adam Kinzinger’s security clearance is revoked every weekend. Deeply bizarre stuff.
March 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Adam Kinzinger’s security clearance is revoked every weekend. Deeply bizarre stuff.
Wow you REALY don't want a security clearance do you
August 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Wow you REALY don't want a security clearance do you
Elon Musk
a) has a top secret security clearance
b) is in regular contact with Vladimir Putin and lied about it
c) according to US law is grounds for instant clearance termination and possible criminal penalties www.wsj.com/world/russia...
a) has a top secret security clearance
b) is in regular contact with Vladimir Putin and lied about it
c) according to US law is grounds for instant clearance termination and possible criminal penalties www.wsj.com/world/russia...
October 26, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Elon Musk
a) has a top secret security clearance
b) is in regular contact with Vladimir Putin and lied about it
c) according to US law is grounds for instant clearance termination and possible criminal penalties www.wsj.com/world/russia...
a) has a top secret security clearance
b) is in regular contact with Vladimir Putin and lied about it
c) according to US law is grounds for instant clearance termination and possible criminal penalties www.wsj.com/world/russia...
Tulsi Gabbard, again, states she has removed Hillary Clinton’s security clearance.
August 30, 2018.
Hillary Clinton asked for her security clearance be removed.
This was nearly 7 years ago.
It was removed by the State Department as per her request.
Chuck Grassley released the letter.
August 30, 2018.
Hillary Clinton asked for her security clearance be removed.
This was nearly 7 years ago.
It was removed by the State Department as per her request.
Chuck Grassley released the letter.
March 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Tulsi Gabbard, again, states she has removed Hillary Clinton’s security clearance.
August 30, 2018.
Hillary Clinton asked for her security clearance be removed.
This was nearly 7 years ago.
It was removed by the State Department as per her request.
Chuck Grassley released the letter.
August 30, 2018.
Hillary Clinton asked for her security clearance be removed.
This was nearly 7 years ago.
It was removed by the State Department as per her request.
Chuck Grassley released the letter.
loving my macys clearance find 👙
September 28, 2026 at 1:01 AM
loving my macys clearance find 👙
How many times must @markzaidesq.bsky.social lose his security clearance?
March 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
How many times must @markzaidesq.bsky.social lose his security clearance?
MAGA is mad that Trump stripping my non existent security clearance means literally nothing and is funny.
THEYRE SO MAD!!!
THEYRE SO MAD!!!
March 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
MAGA is mad that Trump stripping my non existent security clearance means literally nothing and is funny.
THEYRE SO MAD!!!
THEYRE SO MAD!!!
hey. hey mister. I found your stolen apes
February 6, 2024 at 8:13 PM
hey. hey mister. I found your stolen apes
Dipshit pickup driver parked over two accessible spots and the extra van clearance. also they left it on during camp drop off. you should be tased in the penis if you do this.
May 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Dipshit pickup driver parked over two accessible spots and the extra van clearance. also they left it on during camp drop off. you should be tased in the penis if you do this.
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
WASHINGTON—Raising alarm over what the report called a major breach, a watchdog investigation discovered Tuesday that Elon Musk’s hair-plug guy had been granted high-level security clearance by the U....
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February 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
Did Trump revoke anyone’s security clearance today yet or is he still golfing?
March 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Did Trump revoke anyone’s security clearance today yet or is he still golfing?
Every person working at UPenn just had their security clearance suspended, apparently.
Mad king behavior.
Mad king behavior.
April 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Every person working at UPenn just had their security clearance suspended, apparently.
Mad king behavior.
Mad king behavior.
i have gotten clearance so behold
September 25, 2026 at 9:21 PM
i have gotten clearance so behold
March 27, 2026 at 6:07 PM