i fucking hate windows dev
April 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
i fucking hate windows dev
two sentence horror story:
git submodules. cmake.
git submodules. cmake.
September 24, 2026 at 6:51 PM
two sentence horror story:
git submodules. cmake.
git submodules. cmake.
6% of Britons are using CMake
August 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
6% of Britons are using CMake
im sorry gang, i love cmake now
September 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
im sorry gang, i love cmake now
*explaining gender euphoria to a developer* so, imagine you're migrating away from cmake
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
*explaining gender euphoria to a developer* so, imagine you're migrating away from cmake
A raytracer has been written in pure cmake.
There are lots of things that should not be done.
64.github.io/cmake-raytra...
There are lots of things that should not be done.
64.github.io/cmake-raytra...
Ray Tracing in pure CMake
A simple ray tracer written in pure CMake
64.github.io
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A raytracer has been written in pure cmake.
There are lots of things that should not be done.
64.github.io/cmake-raytra...
There are lots of things that should not be done.
64.github.io/cmake-raytra...
ahh, CMake, the best of what 1973 had to offer I'm sure
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
ahh, CMake, the best of what 1973 had to offer I'm sure
If you need to quickly setup a C++ geometry processing project mixing existing libs (polyscope, eigen, DGtal, cgal, geometry-central, libigl, directional…). I’m sharing with you my cmake recipes
github.com/dcoeurjo/Geo...
github.com/dcoeurjo/Geo...
GitHub - dcoeurjo/GeometryProcessing-cmake-recipes: CPM / cmake recipes for geometry processing stuff
CPM / cmake recipes for geometry processing stuff. Contribute to dcoeurjo/GeometryProcessing-cmake-recipes development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 20, 2024 at 7:51 AM
If you need to quickly setup a C++ geometry processing project mixing existing libs (polyscope, eigen, DGtal, cgal, geometry-central, libigl, directional…). I’m sharing with you my cmake recipes
github.com/dcoeurjo/Geo...
github.com/dcoeurjo/Geo...
wip of some doodles between death staring at CMake
August 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
wip of some doodles between death staring at CMake
say what you will about safety or speed or whatever—rust’s killer feature is that i dont have to use cmake
January 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
say what you will about safety or speed or whatever—rust’s killer feature is that i dont have to use cmake
It's called cmake because you c it and then you make plans to do something else
January 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It's called cmake because you c it and then you make plans to do something else
"ah hell nah" is the correct reaction to cmake to be fair
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"ah hell nah" is the correct reaction to cmake to be fair
it'd be cool if cmake could clean up after itself!!
May 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
it'd be cool if cmake could clean up after itself!!
<-- girl who forgot how to use cmake
February 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
<-- girl who forgot how to use cmake
if cmake has a million haters, im one of them. if cmake has 5 haters, im one of them. if cmake has 1 hater, that one is me. if cmake has no haters, then i am dead. if the world is with cmake, then i am against the world. till my last breath, ill hate on cmake.
May 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
if cmake has a million haters, im one of them. if cmake has 5 haters, im one of them. if cmake has 1 hater, that one is me. if cmake has no haters, then i am dead. if the world is with cmake, then i am against the world. till my last breath, ill hate on cmake.
> CMake was created in 2000 in response to the need [...]
LIES. slander. fallacy!
LIES. slander. fallacy!
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 AM
> CMake was created in 2000 in response to the need [...]
LIES. slander. fallacy!
LIES. slander. fallacy!
Visual Studio Code CMake Tools 1.24
devblogs.microsoft.com/cppblog/visu...
devblogs.microsoft.com/cppblog/visu...
Visual Studio Code CMake Tools 1.24 - C++ Team Blog
Explore the updates in CMake Tools 1.24, featuring reliability fixes and productivity improvements for developers.
devblogs.microsoft.com
September 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Visual Studio Code CMake Tools 1.24
devblogs.microsoft.com/cppblog/visu...
devblogs.microsoft.com/cppblog/visu...
making normal people understand cmake is the origin story for a mass murderer.
February 18, 2024 at 9:41 PM
making normal people understand cmake is the origin story for a mass murderer.
CMake Presets are just a fancy way to write the CMake commands themselves, and bring extremely little value. I'm disappointed by their inner workings immensely.
April 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
CMake Presets are just a fancy way to write the CMake commands themselves, and bring extremely little value. I'm disappointed by their inner workings immensely.
`make` and `cmake` have `ache` in common.
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
April 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
`make` and `cmake` have `ache` in common.
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
i think i could drive a coding agent llm to self harm with enough cmake scripting
August 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
i think i could drive a coding agent llm to self harm with enough cmake scripting
This Rant brought to you by vscode's CMake extension.
June 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
This Rant brought to you by vscode's CMake extension.