America is… cooked.
April 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
America is… cooked.
if i text you this just know you’re cooked
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if i text you this just know you’re cooked
Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??
They were cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece
November 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??
They were cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece
Chat am i cooked
December 11, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Chat am i cooked
This is a real tweet. They're so cooked.
September 22, 2026 at 7:39 PM
This is a real tweet. They're so cooked.
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
cooked
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 AM
cooked
society is completely cooked lol
December 18, 2024 at 11:24 PM
society is completely cooked lol
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
Pete cooked Elon
November 26, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Pete cooked Elon
Did I cooked guys ?
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Did I cooked guys ?
Y’all… We’re Cooked.
September 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Y’all… We’re Cooked.
cooked him like groceries
Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'"
I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"
I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"
May 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
cooked him like groceries
Twitter is so cooked dude...
October 18, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Twitter is so cooked dude...
We’re cooked
Waaaaaaaait — Gregg Phillips got a top-level gig with FEMA? How did I miss this?
A Top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric threats and said he once teleported to Waffle House | CNN Politics
As millions of Americans braced for a series of brutal storms this winter, the senior official in charge of the federal government’s disaster response had been on the job only a few weeks — and had pr...
www.cnn.com
March 20, 2026 at 1:24 PM
We’re cooked
His egg's cooked
February 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
His egg's cooked
Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving
September 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving