Me arriving in Mongolia:
Customs: Name?
Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Me: No, just a short visit.
Customs: Name?
Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Me: No, just a short visit.
September 3, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Me arriving in Mongolia:
Customs: Name?
Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Me: No, just a short visit.
Customs: Name?
Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Me: No, just a short visit.
ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) is just another way of saying Gestapo.
April 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) is just another way of saying Gestapo.
American customs. Today’s Age cartoon.
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
American customs. Today’s Age cartoon.
Me arriving in Alaska:
Customs: Name?
Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Me: No, just here to give Donald his evaluation.
Customs: Name?
Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Me: No, just here to give Donald his evaluation.
August 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Me arriving in Alaska:
Customs: Name?
Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Me: No, just here to give Donald his evaluation.
Customs: Name?
Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Me: No, just here to give Donald his evaluation.
i suppose nazi immigration and customs enforcement is a better name after all
April 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
i suppose nazi immigration and customs enforcement is a better name after all
buhshamk customs i've done recently
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
buhshamk customs i've done recently
ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) is just another way of saying Gestapo.
April 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) is just another way of saying Gestapo.
In Chicago today, Protesters disrupt
U.S. Customs & Border
Protection hiring event
U.S. Customs & Border
Protection hiring event
August 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
In Chicago today, Protesters disrupt
U.S. Customs & Border
Protection hiring event
U.S. Customs & Border
Protection hiring event
Great! Now do a Customs Union!
December 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Great! Now do a Customs Union!
Past customs ive done!! :3
October 18, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Past customs ive done!! :3
Zonai don’t understand some Hylian customs
August 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Zonai don’t understand some Hylian customs
Arriving today in Beijing:
Customs: Name?
Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Me: No, just here to pay homage to Emperor Xi.
Customs: Name?
Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Me: No, just here to pay homage to Emperor Xi.
May 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Arriving today in Beijing:
Customs: Name?
Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Me: No, just here to pay homage to Emperor Xi.
Customs: Name?
Me: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Customs: Occupation?
Me: No, just here to pay homage to Emperor Xi.
This is a real thing that a judge had to say to the Chief of US Customs and Border Protection.
"Kids dressed in halloween costumes walking to a parade" do not present an immediate threat to law enforcement officer and riot control measures may not be used, Ellis says.
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is a real thing that a judge had to say to the Chief of US Customs and Border Protection.
“He will know your customs as if he was born into them”
December 7, 2024 at 6:48 PM
“He will know your customs as if he was born into them”
AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS OFFICER: Purpose of your visit?
ME: *points to my handlebar mustache
CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo
ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo
ME: *points to my handlebar mustache
CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo
ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo
May 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS OFFICER: Purpose of your visit?
ME: *points to my handlebar mustache
CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo
ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo
ME: *points to my handlebar mustache
CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo
ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo
Toronto airport -> US customs today.
March 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Toronto airport -> US customs today.
Customs officer at Schiphol: Do you have anything to declare?
Me:
Me:
I'd like to remind the rest of the world
that the majority of US voters
have voted against Trump
for 3 elections in a row.
that the majority of US voters
have voted against Trump
for 3 elections in a row.
December 21, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Customs officer at Schiphol: Do you have anything to declare?
Me:
Me:
Starfire is learning the Earth customs! ⭐️⭐
June 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Starfire is learning the Earth customs! ⭐️⭐
As DHS Secy, Kristi Noem will be in charge of:
CISA
FEMA
Federal Law Enforcement Training Center
Transportation Security Administration
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services
U.S. Coast Guard
U.S. Customs and Border Protection
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
U.S. Secret Service
CISA
FEMA
Federal Law Enforcement Training Center
Transportation Security Administration
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services
U.S. Coast Guard
U.S. Customs and Border Protection
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
U.S. Secret Service
November 12, 2024 at 7:15 PM
As DHS Secy, Kristi Noem will be in charge of:
CISA
FEMA
Federal Law Enforcement Training Center
Transportation Security Administration
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services
U.S. Coast Guard
U.S. Customs and Border Protection
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
U.S. Secret Service
CISA
FEMA
Federal Law Enforcement Training Center
Transportation Security Administration
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services
U.S. Coast Guard
U.S. Customs and Border Protection
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
U.S. Secret Service
BREAKING -- Trump announces "External Revenue Service" for collecting tariffs.
One problem. It already exists.
George Washington created the US Customs Service in 1789.
Today we know it as Customs and Border Patrol.
One problem. It already exists.
George Washington created the US Customs Service in 1789.
Today we know it as Customs and Border Patrol.
January 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
BREAKING -- Trump announces "External Revenue Service" for collecting tariffs.
One problem. It already exists.
George Washington created the US Customs Service in 1789.
Today we know it as Customs and Border Patrol.
One problem. It already exists.
George Washington created the US Customs Service in 1789.
Today we know it as Customs and Border Patrol.
Filming customs
December 17, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Filming customs