#Cankle
July 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Cankle Qunt
July 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Cankle king
July 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Cankle Caligula?
January 22, 2026 at 5:34 PM
“My healthcare plan will include unlimited orange cankle care.” - DJT
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It’s Sunday. Do we get a cankle check for today? Golf is out I assume.
July 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Rip Van Cankle
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Looking good, Joe. ❤️

(And not a cankle in sight! 😏)
August 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Some people are calling him the AntiChrist.

I disagree.

Trump is the AntiChrist.

This guy is the fluid in his cankle.
September 26, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Cankle Man,can you show us on the doll where the windmills hurt you 🥴😑
July 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It’s a Golden Cankle
May 8, 2026 at 9:40 PM
My Left Cankle.
September 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Cankle McTaco Tits
September 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Oh look it’s Mr. Cankle Von Bone Spurs door! 🍊 💩
September 27, 2026 at 1:13 AM
hope he twisted his cankle
April 26, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Also, Cankle Spurs
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
No. Please no!!! I don’t want a 24/7 news media week on the poor President and his ugly, bloated “cankle” issue.

Scrambling to find something to gauge my eyes out
July 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Since it’s Trump… shouldn’t we call it “Cankle Culture”?
September 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Matt Schlapp looking at 1/8 inch of bare cankle.👀
February 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Trump suggests LeBron James may be a racist

Shut up you Brain Rot, Snot faced golf cheat, Mouthy Man-Whore Drool Cup, wee wee tube drainin', rancid wiener clamp stankin' Little dick energy, cankle spur squank spankin’ taint flippin' fib spinflubbin’ sphincter winkin’ grunt wanker.
July 25, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Cankles McMicrodick has shot to the top of my sarcastic names for the White (and gold) House Occupant!
September 26, 2026 at 3:59 AM
The cankle!
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Sir, a second cankle has hit the building.
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Gym Jordan vouching that per Maxwell, Cankle Man is in the clear. Isn't this like Dahmer vouching for Hannibal Lecture 😏🥴
August 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
His last cankle.
October 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM