#Capodon
Here at Capodon industries, we aren’t just limited to a social media platform 😳📝🫡

We aim to maximize shareholder value in a plethora of ways‼️📈

We have just created a fully waterproof 35mm film case to help the #simpletons who have a #SkillIssue with getting their film wet 💀🤣🫵🏼 #ZeroGRIT

#GRITmode
April 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Some would say that #Mastodon is one #Irrelevant elephant‼️

🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

Imagine using such a #Irrelevant and #Useless platform like Mastodon in the big ‘25 and actually thinking that you have any ounce of influence on the TL 💀💀💀

🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🤣🤣🤣🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

#ZeroGRIT
#MicroGRIT
#MSDevsDownBad
#Capodon
June 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
To the shareholders (rightfully) seething 😡 about this quarter’s earnings, that won’t happen again‼️

I’m excited to announce I’m leading a new growth initiative, with an in-house social-media startup called Capodon!

#EntrepreneurialDevelopmentWeek
#NextApple #NextMS
#DontSellShares4LunchMoney
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
WOW jgrit‼️🤩

Ty 4️⃣ the #VeryThoughtful 🧠 post‼️ I 💯🅿️ appreciate the time ⏱️ & effort 😤 🫵 YOU 🫵 invested 📈 sharing in detail 📝 this #Perspective 🔎‼️

This Thanksgiving, Capodon 🧢 is THANKFUL 🙏 for the SHAREHOLDERS 👨‍✈️💰‼️ Their investment, providing us #RentFree facilities, has allowed us to have #Impact 💫‼️🤩
🚨🚨Major Development🚨🚨

We at Capodon 🧢 have acquired additional #RentFree facilities in the Seattle Metropolitan Area‼️😎🫡✅

We 💯🅿️ #Recognize and #Acknowledge the hard work👷🏼‍♂️ dedication 💯 and #GRIT 🫡 it took for us to expand 🙏🏼😎

The #CareerGrifters wish they could generate meaningful #Impact like us‼️🤣🫵🏼
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Capodon is the first product in our MCU product family.

Marvel Cinematic Universe⁉️ Nope‼️ The Marvellous Cap Universe!

Our forecasts say our MCU will easily surpass Disney’s MCU in ROI within the next quarter!

Our business and your portfolio are going to be booming soon! 🚀🚀🚀

#Notice 📝📊🪧🤙
April 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
🚨🚨Major Development🚨🚨

We at Capodon 🧢 have acquired additional #RentFree facilities in the Seattle Metropolitan Area‼️😎🫡✅

We 💯🅿️ #Recognize and #Acknowledge the hard work👷🏼‍♂️ dedication 💯 and #GRIT 🫡 it took for us to expand 🙏🏼😎

The #CareerGrifters wish they could generate meaningful #Impact like us‼️🤣🫵🏼
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
As Capodon 🧢 continues to #Educate 📚the TL about Leading with #Dignity ✅🫡…I was in Antarctica 🇦🇶‼️

#Notice 📝📊🤙 how this Penguin 🐧 came up to #Acknowledge and #Recognize my #Impact 💫 AND #GRIT 😤‼️

AND it #Noticed 📝📊🤙 how I LEAD with ALL 10 🙌 ELEMENTS OF #Dignity ✅🫡‼️🤩

#GRITguin 😤🐧
#Aura 💫
#Motion 🚗
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
wow..wow..WOW 🤩‼️

#Notice 📝🔍 how me and the team @ Capodon 🧢 have CONTINUED to DELIVER 📩✅ VALUE 📈📊 for the Shareholders‼️😎🫡✅

Just 6 months ago YOU🫵🏼 were #DownBad selling AAPL for lunch money 🤣🫵🏼

While YOU🫵🏼 continued to #Shirk 😳😱 we continue to WORK 👷🏽‍♂️💼💻 providing REAL #Impact 📈📊 to the economy‼️🇺🇸🫡
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Big things on the way for Capodon‼️👀🫡✅

#Noticing 📝🤙🏼😎
#RentFree 🌆💰✅
#LeadingWithDignity ✅🫡
#I❤️Impact
#Capodon 🧢
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
As COO at Capodon industries, I am proud to announce that our company has acquired additional #RentFree office space in New York City‼️😎🤙🏼

As part of this initiative, I would like to personally thank all of our beloved shareholders in putting their trust in our dependable-ness on a daily basis‼️😎🫡✅
June 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Happy to announce that me and my team will be joining Capodon 🚀

As COO we aim to help collaboratively maximize shareholder value in all facets‼️

We are excited for this opportunity and look forward to hiring in-house developers who have intangible skill sets that can be applied daily 💯🚀

#GRITmode
April 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
“Oh 🫵 YOU 🫵 have been #SavingFace & #ShirkingResposibility like that Shell owner 🐚‼️ Where did 🫵 YOU 🫵 go⁉️🧐” — #Simpleton 🗣️

#Notice 📝📊🤙 while 🫵 YOU 🫵 were #Shirking WE were WORKING 📝‼️

Capodon 🧢 is excited to announce the *potential* launch of discussdignity.org ‼️🤩

#LeadingWithDignity ✅🫡
#Impact 💫
Discuss Dignity
A potential future platform to discuss Dignity!
discussdignity.org
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 AM
A$AP Ferg here at Capodon 🧢 we are YET AGAIN 🔂 #VeryConcerned ‼️😳

The Winter Olympics ❄️🥇 are coming up so we went to Olympic 🌊⛰️🏖️🌲‼️😎

As #AgentsOfDignity 🕵️‍♂️✅🫡 we embarked on a MISSION 🚀💯 to #Notice 📝📊🤙 if ALL 10 🙌 ELEMENTS of #Dignity ✅🫡 were present‼️😳

WE ARE SEETHING‼️😡

…🧵⬇️
January 19, 2026 at 5:57 AM
“Oh the NFL 🏈 regular szn is over‼️ Who was 💯🅿️ #ModeratelySuccessful or #VerySuccessful at LEADING with #Dignity ✅🫡⁉️🧐” — #Simpleton 🗣️

Luckily for 🫵 YOU 🫵 here at Capodon 🧢 it’s #NFLDignityWeek 🏈📆‼️ We will recap 🔂🧢 and #Discuss 🗣️ what we #Noticed 📝📊🤙 this szn‼️🤩

🧵⬇️ …👀
January 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
At CapCombinator 🧢 & Capodon 🧢we’ve been #Noticing 📝📊🤙 #Discussion 🗣️ on the TL about #Impact 💫‼️🤩

This #Impactful 💫 #Discussion 🗣️amongst #VeryEsteemedIntellectuals🥇🧠💯 with 4+ degrees 🎓📈 💯🅿️ deserves a #Centralized ✅🎯 to occur‼️

Thus we are EXPLORING 🔦🕵️💯 the CREATION 🎨🔥 of a new social media platform…
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Lotta yap & cap 🧢 on the TL about being literate in #Big25 ‼️😳

Here at Capodon 🧢 we are NOT ❌ #Simpletons 🗣️ and PASSED✅ the OSSLT‼️ Confirming that we are #Literate ‼️🙏📚

Some of 🫵 YOU 🫵 would have FAILED ❌ this #VeryRigorous 🧠💯📈😤assessment‼️😱

AND ARE #Shirking like the Lighthouse‼️ 🤣🫵🤣🫵

#NoDignity ❌🫡
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
“Oh the NHL 🏒 is back‼️ Who do I root for⁉️🤔 Is Gretzky still playing⁉️ What about Bobby Orr⁉️🤨” — #Simpleton 🗣️

Luckily for 🫵 YOU 🫵 here at Capodon 🧢 we’ve been #Noticing 📝📊🤙 the #Motion 🏎️ on the ice 🏒🧊 AND between the pipes 🥅‼️

Thus, we will be #Educating 📚 the TL for #NHLDignityWeek 🏒🫡‼️
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Oh…I haven’t #Noticed 📝📊🤙 Capodon🧢 lately‼️ 🫵 YOU 🫵 are #ShirkingResponsbility to your VCs‼️” — #Simpleton 🗣️

🚫🧢…We ALWAYS ✅ #Acknowledge, #Recognize AND #Understand our shareholders 👨‍✈️💯 here at Capodon 🧢‼️😎

🫵 YOU 🫵 need to STOP 🛑 #Shirking by #PocketWatching 💰🔎 us‼️ Or do 🫵 YOU 🫵 own #Shirkodon ⁉️🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣
October 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Here at Capodon 🧢, we’re #Noticing 📝📊🤙 the MLB Postseason ⚾️🏆 rn‼️ Which unfortunately means we’re #Noticing 📝📊🤙 TONS of #Shirking ‼️😳

So we’re #Educating 📚 the TL with #DivisonalDignityWeek ⚾️🗓️✅‼️ Bc we DON’T ❌ #ShirkResponsibility and #SaveFace in calling out #Shirking ‼️

#DivisonalDignityWeek ⚾️🗓️✅
October 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It might be #NFLDignityWeek 🏈📆, but at Capodon 🧢, we still #Notice 📝📊🤙 #Shirkers — including the Mets‼️

“Oh Soto, Lindor, and Alonso, so good‼️😎🤙” — #Simpleton 🗣️

They DIDN’T ❌ even GET ✅ a WILD-CARD SPOT🃏⚾️‼️ 🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣

#MeetTheShirks 🎩
#StepRightUpAndGreetTheShirks 👋
#ThrowItAgain 🔂😎💯🤙
#NoDignity 🤕
September 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
A$AP Ferg, I’m yet AGAIN 🔁 #VeryConcerned with what I #Noticed 📝📊🤙 the other day‼️

As Capodon 🧢 continues to lead with #Dignity ✅🫡, embarking on a tour of WA to #Understand the #Perspective 👓 of REAL Washingtonians (outside of #NoDignity King County), we were in Longview‼️
September 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Oh CFB 🏫🏈 szn starting…who do I root for⁉️🧐” — #Simpleton 🗣️

The teams that LEAD WITH 👏 #Dignity 👏‼️ Here at Capodon 🧢, we will be #Educating 📚 the TL with #CFBDignityWeek 🏈🗓️🫡‼️

🫵 YOU 🫵 NEED take #Accountability AND NOT ❌ #ShirkResponsibility in what 🫵 YOU 🫵 choose to #Notice 📝📊🤙 on ESPN…even ESPN3‼️
August 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
WOW…WOW…WOW‼️🤩

Only at Capodon could we have this type of IRL influence from #Noticing 📝📊🤙 on the TL‼️ This would be #Impossible on a #NoDignity, #DisasterClass of a platform like Mastodon‼️
August 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
As summer heats up 🔥, you might be saying “Imma #PostUp with my fam at a Zoo‼️ But what animals do I #Notice 📝📊🤙 with my crew⁉️🧐”

The ones that LEAD WITH 👏 #Dignity 👏 ‼️

“I’m a #Simpleton …idk which animals lead with #Dignity ⁉️😢”

Luckily for 🫵 YOU 🫵, here at Capodon it’s #AnimalsWithDignityWeek ‼️
July 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
🚨 #VeryExciting 🚨

As jgrit and I are both #Researchers here at Capodon, we lead w/ #Dignity and #Understand prior work. Which is why we’re excited to announce our partnership with AIG‼️

AIG has a proven track record of creating shareholder value. This is an exciting partnership to be #Noticed 📝📊🤙
June 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM