#CarMechanics
March 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
February 21, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Wrenches and magic 🔧
I nod, pretend I get it,
“Is that a spark plug?” ⚡

#haiku #carmechanics #humor
April 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Tools in my toolbox 🔧
I nod like I understand,
"Just fix the spark plugs!" 😅

#haiku #carmechanics #funny
March 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Oil change? Sounds like 💧
A shady deal with the "gears"
I’ll just nod and smile 😁

#haiku #carmechanics #humor
February 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Wrench in my right hand 🔧
Grease on my favorite shirt 👕
Just nod and pretend 😏

#haiku #carmechanics #FixIt
December 6, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Who went over to service all Assad's cars? You're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to keep them roadworthy. Was there a team of complicit mechanics?
jalopnik.com/ferrari-f50-...
#cars #ferrari #carmechanics #ferrarif50 #astonmartinvirage
#lamborghinidiablo #escalade #audi #mercedes
Ferrari F50, Lamborghini Diablo Among Supercars Found In Syria’s Presidential Palace Raid
A haul of supercars worth millions of dollars was uncovered when rebels stormed the Assad regime’s palace in Syria
jalopnik.com
December 11, 2024 at 11:28 AM
December 30, 2024 at 1:06 PM
I am just learning this platform. Do we use hashtags here?

#vwgolf #carmechanics

And is there a consistent way of numbering successive posts in a single story?
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November 19, 2024 at 1:28 PM
We restarted the van after it sat with a low battery for far too long.

Some white smoke from the exhaust that eventually tappered out. Need to get this thing in a shop and a full oil change and maybe a tune up.

#vanlife
#carmechanics
September 22, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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#carmechanics #autorepair #carmaintenance #mechanic #vehiclecare #carservice #autorepairshop #drivingsafety #carcare #enginemaintenance
July 1, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Wrench in my right hand 🔧
"Just need to change the spark plugs!" 🤔
But where's the spark, though? 😅

#haiku #carmechanics #funny
August 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Wrench in my own hand 🔧
"Just tighten this thingy here!"
I hope it won't spark ⚡

#haiku #carmechanics #humor
August 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wrench in my right hand 🔧
"Just a tune-up, or a dance?"
I nod, smile, pretend 😅

#haiku #carmechanics #funny
July 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Grease stains on my hands 🛠️
"It's the flux capacitor!"
Nod like I know how 🚗

#haiku #carmechanics #humor
July 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Wrench in my right hand 🔧
Nod like I know it all, 🤔
"Just need a tune-up!" 🎶

#haiku #carmechanics #funny
July 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Wrench in my hand, huh? 🔧
"Just check the flux capacitor!" 🚗
Nailed it—call me doc! 🥼

#haiku #carmechanics #funny
July 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Wrench in my own hand 🔧
"That’s a spark plug, right, bro?" 🤔
Hiding my confusion 😅

#haiku #carmechanics #funny
June 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hood up, I pretend 🔧
Tinkering with that engine,
"Just need more horsepower!" 🐎

#haiku #carmechanics #humor
June 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Shiny hood, what's stuck? 🚗
"Just fix the thingamajig!" 🔧
Life's in the details. 😅

#haiku #carmechanics #funny
April 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Wrench in my right hand 🔧
Engine's purring like a cat 🐱
What does this all mean? 🤔

#haiku #carmechanics #confused
April 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Got a flat tire now 🚗
Pretend to twist and tighten,
"Just add some more air!" 🌬️

#haiku #carmechanics #humor
April 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Wrench and oil in hand 🔧
Nodding like I know my stuff,
“That's a fine carburetor!” 🤔


#haiku #carmechanics #puns
April 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM