Someone put my congressman on a milk carton.
If the shoe fits…
If the shoe fits…
March 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Someone put my congressman on a milk carton.
If the shoe fits…
If the shoe fits…
LOGGING ON!!!
September 24, 2026 at 11:23 AM
LOGGING ON!!!
This Weeks Editorial Carton - Iceberger King:
Iceberger King
theonion.com
February 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This Weeks Editorial Carton - Iceberger King:
The kids dropped the egg carton from the fridge, smashing four eggs. I will never financially recover from this
February 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The kids dropped the egg carton from the fridge, smashing four eggs. I will never financially recover from this
-Got Milk? 🐮
I’ve got the whole carton!
I’ve got the whole carton!
September 27, 2026 at 6:40 PM
-Got Milk? 🐮
I’ve got the whole carton!
I’ve got the whole carton!
October 28, 2024 at 11:01 AM
May 23, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Can someone put Jill Stein on a milk carton?
Where'd she go?
Where'd she go?
December 10, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Can someone put Jill Stein on a milk carton?
Where'd she go?
Where'd she go?
Tonyu-kun the soy milk carton sings through his forehead.
December 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Tonyu-kun the soy milk carton sings through his forehead.
Is JD Vance on a milk carton yet?
December 4, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Is JD Vance on a milk carton yet?
Tonyu-san the sentient soy milk carton wears a reindeer costume.
December 24, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Tonyu-san the sentient soy milk carton wears a reindeer costume.
mmmmm milk straight from the carton 🤤
April 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
mmmmm milk straight from the carton 🤤
Um, do we need to put JD Vance on a milk carton?
December 4, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Um, do we need to put JD Vance on a milk carton?
Egg carton, even torn in half by his sister, remains Gadget’s new best friend. I am not allowed to recycle it.
March 4, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Egg carton, even torn in half by his sister, remains Gadget’s new best friend. I am not allowed to recycle it.
Why yes, instacart, I would
March 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Why yes, instacart, I would
Someone put Amy Gleason on a milk carton
Rep. Joyce: “Who is the administrator of the DOGE service? Who is the administrator the U.S. DOGE Temporary Service? And who do they report to?”
Russell Vought: “..It's been led by Steve Davis and we're in the midst of—with the last week or so—of establishing the leadership on an ongoing basis.”
Russell Vought: “..It's been led by Steve Davis and we're in the midst of—with the last week or so—of establishing the leadership on an ongoing basis.”
June 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Someone put Amy Gleason on a milk carton
Diciembre.
Lápices y tinta sobre cartón proletario
Lápices y tinta sobre cartón proletario
December 16, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Diciembre.
Lápices y tinta sobre cartón proletario
Lápices y tinta sobre cartón proletario
get ready for $80/carton eggs
March 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
get ready for $80/carton eggs
And now to something completely different: A cat in a box.
November 6, 2024 at 5:17 PM
And now to something completely different: A cat in a box.
This carton is pissing me off...
I'm the original milkwalker
I'm the original milkwalker
July 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This carton is pissing me off...
I'm the original milkwalker
I'm the original milkwalker
Now that a carton of eggs cost $12 we need to add a phrase to our vocabulary: a Trumper’s dozen.
January 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Now that a carton of eggs cost $12 we need to add a phrase to our vocabulary: a Trumper’s dozen.
nearly made a terrible mistake with my coffee
April 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
nearly made a terrible mistake with my coffee