Always carry a pen.
September 25, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Always carry a pen.
This is why I let Brad carry my phone most of the time.
December 29, 2024 at 6:08 PM
This is why I let Brad carry my phone most of the time.
Well well well. He had a permit to carry after all.
Murder
Murder
January 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Well well well. He had a permit to carry after all.
Murder
Murder
The military isn’t being employed to carry out an immigration policy.
The immigration policy, and especially the way the administration is choosing to carry it out, is an excuse to call out the military.
The immigration policy, and especially the way the administration is choosing to carry it out, is an excuse to call out the military.
June 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The military isn’t being employed to carry out an immigration policy.
The immigration policy, and especially the way the administration is choosing to carry it out, is an excuse to call out the military.
The immigration policy, and especially the way the administration is choosing to carry it out, is an excuse to call out the military.
Before the inauguration: Chop wood, carry water, support trans rights
After the inauguration: Chop wood, carry water, support trans rights
After the inauguration: Chop wood, carry water, support trans rights
January 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Before the inauguration: Chop wood, carry water, support trans rights
After the inauguration: Chop wood, carry water, support trans rights
After the inauguration: Chop wood, carry water, support trans rights
July 1, 2026 at 7:37 AM
🎵 Carry on my based milk son 🎵
March 21, 2026 at 10:38 PM
🎵 Carry on my based milk son 🎵
Apparently states’ rights stop the moment women board a plane with autonomy in their carry-on.
May 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Apparently states’ rights stop the moment women board a plane with autonomy in their carry-on.
The party of open and concealed carry, now advocate for killing ::checks notes:: those that open and conceal carry... and they're afraid of ordinary citizens now... SMH
September 7, 2026 at 10:30 AM
The party of open and concealed carry, now advocate for killing ::checks notes:: those that open and conceal carry... and they're afraid of ordinary citizens now... SMH
fennec with his concealed carry
September 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
fennec with his concealed carry
this new netflix movie CARRY ON is extremely stressful (complimentary)
December 16, 2024 at 3:40 AM
this new netflix movie CARRY ON is extremely stressful (complimentary)
Essential carry
December 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Essential carry
end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
America once took pride in not requiring citizens to carry national ID—no "Show me your papers!" Now we have to carry passports to avoid being disappeared.
March 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
America once took pride in not requiring citizens to carry national ID—no "Show me your papers!" Now we have to carry passports to avoid being disappeared.
I am licensed to open carry sandwiches
August 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I am licensed to open carry sandwiches
