A twee of cheez
All cute and big
A baby twee
Dat made of Fig
Togeber, cute
And wishing yoo
A hammy catmiss
Wifout poo
#CheddarPoetry #Catmiss #ChristmasDay #OnlyHasPooIfYooGotsToPoo #ItOkToPoo #ButDayShudNotBePoopy #DatWudBeTooMuchPoo #MamaSedNoPoopyPowemForCatmiss #Oops
All cute and big
A baby twee
Dat made of Fig
Togeber, cute
And wishing yoo
A hammy catmiss
Wifout poo
#CheddarPoetry #Catmiss #ChristmasDay #OnlyHasPooIfYooGotsToPoo #ItOkToPoo #ButDayShudNotBePoopy #DatWudBeTooMuchPoo #MamaSedNoPoopyPowemForCatmiss #Oops
December 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A twee of cheez
All cute and big
A baby twee
Dat made of Fig
Togeber, cute
And wishing yoo
A hammy catmiss
Wifout poo
#CheddarPoetry #Catmiss #ChristmasDay #OnlyHasPooIfYooGotsToPoo #ItOkToPoo #ButDayShudNotBePoopy #DatWudBeTooMuchPoo #MamaSedNoPoopyPowemForCatmiss #Oops
All cute and big
A baby twee
Dat made of Fig
Togeber, cute
And wishing yoo
A hammy catmiss
Wifout poo
#CheddarPoetry #Catmiss #ChristmasDay #OnlyHasPooIfYooGotsToPoo #ItOkToPoo #ButDayShudNotBePoopy #DatWudBeTooMuchPoo #MamaSedNoPoopyPowemForCatmiss #Oops
December 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Under blanky
Waiting long
Da Figgy sings
A catmiss song
Fwom underneef
Da Figgy peers
He asks agen
If Santa heers
I tells him no
Yoo silly hed
He will not come
Til yoo in bed
So Figgy hides
He waits, and den
He lookys out
And asks agen
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #CatmissEeb
Waiting long
Da Figgy sings
A catmiss song
Fwom underneef
Da Figgy peers
He asks agen
If Santa heers
I tells him no
Yoo silly hed
He will not come
Til yoo in bed
So Figgy hides
He waits, and den
He lookys out
And asks agen
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #CatmissEeb
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Under blanky
Waiting long
Da Figgy sings
A catmiss song
Fwom underneef
Da Figgy peers
He asks agen
If Santa heers
I tells him no
Yoo silly hed
He will not come
Til yoo in bed
So Figgy hides
He waits, and den
He lookys out
And asks agen
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #CatmissEeb
Waiting long
Da Figgy sings
A catmiss song
Fwom underneef
Da Figgy peers
He asks agen
If Santa heers
I tells him no
Yoo silly hed
He will not come
Til yoo in bed
So Figgy hides
He waits, and den
He lookys out
And asks agen
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #CatmissEeb
I's eksited, seben sleeps!
Den santy paws be heer.
I not wants to waits no mor
I beed so good dis year!
I tell mama, one mor week
I ask ware be my twee
I needs it for wen santy comes
Da one dat's jus for me!
#CheddarPoetry #WareMyTwee #DaLiddleTweeDatJusForMe #Catmiss #OneWeek
Den santy paws be heer.
I not wants to waits no mor
I beed so good dis year!
I tell mama, one mor week
I ask ware be my twee
I needs it for wen santy comes
Da one dat's jus for me!
#CheddarPoetry #WareMyTwee #DaLiddleTweeDatJusForMe #Catmiss #OneWeek
December 18, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I's eksited, seben sleeps!
Den santy paws be heer.
I not wants to waits no mor
I beed so good dis year!
I tell mama, one mor week
I ask ware be my twee
I needs it for wen santy comes
Da one dat's jus for me!
#CheddarPoetry #WareMyTwee #DaLiddleTweeDatJusForMe #Catmiss #OneWeek
Den santy paws be heer.
I not wants to waits no mor
I beed so good dis year!
I tell mama, one mor week
I ask ware be my twee
I needs it for wen santy comes
Da one dat's jus for me!
#CheddarPoetry #WareMyTwee #DaLiddleTweeDatJusForMe #Catmiss #OneWeek
Eggzosted fwom catmiss
Fwom staying up late
Fwom waiting for santy
Wif tweats on a plate
I needs a long nappy
Sum cuddles for shur
So beside my mama
I snuggle and purr
#CheddarPoetry #MamaGotsHurtyHed #SheNeedsLotsWestTodayToo #MiteNotHartOrWeply #NappyDay
Fwom staying up late
Fwom waiting for santy
Wif tweats on a plate
I needs a long nappy
Sum cuddles for shur
So beside my mama
I snuggle and purr
#CheddarPoetry #MamaGotsHurtyHed #SheNeedsLotsWestTodayToo #MiteNotHartOrWeply #NappyDay
December 26, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Eggzosted fwom catmiss
Fwom staying up late
Fwom waiting for santy
Wif tweats on a plate
I needs a long nappy
Sum cuddles for shur
So beside my mama
I snuggle and purr
#CheddarPoetry #MamaGotsHurtyHed #SheNeedsLotsWestTodayToo #MiteNotHartOrWeply #NappyDay
Fwom staying up late
Fwom waiting for santy
Wif tweats on a plate
I needs a long nappy
Sum cuddles for shur
So beside my mama
I snuggle and purr
#CheddarPoetry #MamaGotsHurtyHed #SheNeedsLotsWestTodayToo #MiteNotHartOrWeply #NappyDay
Catmiss twee
Dat jus for me
I luvs it all
But it be small
Den Figgy steels
Da star on top
He nok it down
I gib him bop
#CheddarPoetry #CatmissTwee #ItLiddleTwee #ItPwettyButIStillWantsBigTwee #FiggyKeepsSteelingStar #DatNotNice #StarSupposeToStayOnTopofTwee
Dat jus for me
I luvs it all
But it be small
Den Figgy steels
Da star on top
He nok it down
I gib him bop
#CheddarPoetry #CatmissTwee #ItLiddleTwee #ItPwettyButIStillWantsBigTwee #FiggyKeepsSteelingStar #DatNotNice #StarSupposeToStayOnTopofTwee
December 22, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Catmiss twee
Dat jus for me
I luvs it all
But it be small
Den Figgy steels
Da star on top
He nok it down
I gib him bop
#CheddarPoetry #CatmissTwee #ItLiddleTwee #ItPwettyButIStillWantsBigTwee #FiggyKeepsSteelingStar #DatNotNice #StarSupposeToStayOnTopofTwee
Dat jus for me
I luvs it all
But it be small
Den Figgy steels
Da star on top
He nok it down
I gib him bop
#CheddarPoetry #CatmissTwee #ItLiddleTwee #ItPwettyButIStillWantsBigTwee #FiggyKeepsSteelingStar #DatNotNice #StarSupposeToStayOnTopofTwee
We agree cheddy! The flakes this morning looked more like catmiss than spring 🙀❄️
April 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
We agree cheddy! The flakes this morning looked more like catmiss than spring 🙀❄️
Dere be pile of catmiss toys
I look wat each one be
Den I roll awound in pile
Cuz dey be all for me!
#CheddarPoetry #ItPwesentsFwomMyFwendMissCBrown #FankYoo #MamaSesIHasToShare #SoIGotsToShare #SantyPawsWaching
I look wat each one be
Den I roll awound in pile
Cuz dey be all for me!
#CheddarPoetry #ItPwesentsFwomMyFwendMissCBrown #FankYoo #MamaSesIHasToShare #SoIGotsToShare #SantyPawsWaching
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Dere be pile of catmiss toys
I look wat each one be
Den I roll awound in pile
Cuz dey be all for me!
#CheddarPoetry #ItPwesentsFwomMyFwendMissCBrown #FankYoo #MamaSesIHasToShare #SoIGotsToShare #SantyPawsWaching
I look wat each one be
Den I roll awound in pile
Cuz dey be all for me!
#CheddarPoetry #ItPwesentsFwomMyFwendMissCBrown #FankYoo #MamaSesIHasToShare #SoIGotsToShare #SantyPawsWaching
I wears a cape of spargle wed
Wif laysee twim and pompoms wite
I stays up late for santy paws
But falls asleep as it comes nite
Da Figgy, too, he twies not sleep
He wants see santy paws like me
But wen we boff go close our eyes
Da santy sneeks our gifts by twee
#Christmas #Catmiss #SantyPaws
Wif laysee twim and pompoms wite
I stays up late for santy paws
But falls asleep as it comes nite
Da Figgy, too, he twies not sleep
He wants see santy paws like me
But wen we boff go close our eyes
Da santy sneeks our gifts by twee
#Christmas #Catmiss #SantyPaws
December 25, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I wears a cape of spargle wed
Wif laysee twim and pompoms wite
I stays up late for santy paws
But falls asleep as it comes nite
Da Figgy, too, he twies not sleep
He wants see santy paws like me
But wen we boff go close our eyes
Da santy sneeks our gifts by twee
#Christmas #Catmiss #SantyPaws
Wif laysee twim and pompoms wite
I stays up late for santy paws
But falls asleep as it comes nite
Da Figgy, too, he twies not sleep
He wants see santy paws like me
But wen we boff go close our eyes
Da santy sneeks our gifts by twee
#Christmas #Catmiss #SantyPaws
Catmiss twee dat smol is best, like diss loaflee twee frum Catmiss passt:
December 22, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Catmiss twee dat smol is best, like diss loaflee twee frum Catmiss passt:
Silly Figgy, Cheddar small Catmiss trees are safer with 2 kitties.
December 22, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Silly Figgy, Cheddar small Catmiss trees are safer with 2 kitties.
I's posing for mama
WIf my gween catmiss tie
Wen Fig hit da twee
And made it go fly
My pikchur, it woowend
But Figgy jus sing
I worry his pwesents
Da Santy not bwing
#CheddarPoetry #CatmissEeb #MyPikchurWekked #SillyFiggy #NottyFiggy #IBeGoodBoy
WIf my gween catmiss tie
Wen Fig hit da twee
And made it go fly
My pikchur, it woowend
But Figgy jus sing
I worry his pwesents
Da Santy not bwing
#CheddarPoetry #CatmissEeb #MyPikchurWekked #SillyFiggy #NottyFiggy #IBeGoodBoy
December 24, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I's posing for mama
WIf my gween catmiss tie
Wen Fig hit da twee
And made it go fly
My pikchur, it woowend
But Figgy jus sing
I worry his pwesents
Da Santy not bwing
#CheddarPoetry #CatmissEeb #MyPikchurWekked #SillyFiggy #NottyFiggy #IBeGoodBoy
WIf my gween catmiss tie
Wen Fig hit da twee
And made it go fly
My pikchur, it woowend
But Figgy jus sing
I worry his pwesents
Da Santy not bwing
#CheddarPoetry #CatmissEeb #MyPikchurWekked #SillyFiggy #NottyFiggy #IBeGoodBoy
Ello Peyton... ar you weady fur Catmiss?
#tweetchoir
#tweetchoir
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ello Peyton... ar you weady fur Catmiss?
#tweetchoir
#tweetchoir
Hammy catmiss!!!
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hammy catmiss!!!
Marry Catmiss to
The Mama
An Cheddar
An Figgy
An Socky
An Chewy
An ebben Fin, wherebber himz mite bee!
The Mama
An Cheddar
An Figgy
An Socky
An Chewy
An ebben Fin, wherebber himz mite bee!
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Marry Catmiss to
The Mama
An Cheddar
An Figgy
An Socky
An Chewy
An ebben Fin, wherebber himz mite bee!
The Mama
An Cheddar
An Figgy
An Socky
An Chewy
An ebben Fin, wherebber himz mite bee!
ohh. Is it big twee? It fun? I wants big catmiss twee but I only gots liddle baby twee.
January 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
ohh. Is it big twee? It fun? I wants big catmiss twee but I only gots liddle baby twee.
Byooteeful kitties in der Catmiss twee outfits. Too kute for werds. Merry Catmiss, Cheddar, Figgy, Socky, Chewy, an speshully to da mama.
December 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Byooteeful kitties in der Catmiss twee outfits. Too kute for werds. Merry Catmiss, Cheddar, Figgy, Socky, Chewy, an speshully to da mama.
Hammy catmiss to you and your family, Cheddar!
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Hammy catmiss to you and your family, Cheddar!
It not bees woowend. It bees a purrfect catmiss pikchur of too kitties, wun notty, wun not.
December 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
It not bees woowend. It bees a purrfect catmiss pikchur of too kitties, wun notty, wun not.
Dat bees a bootiful Catmiss twee, sweet Cheddar.
December 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Dat bees a bootiful Catmiss twee, sweet Cheddar.
‘Twas the Day After Catmiss by Clement C. Meoow
December 26, 2024 at 5:24 PM
‘Twas the Day After Catmiss by Clement C. Meoow