Her stats line up with CDC data…
May 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Her stats line up with CDC data…
Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak.
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May 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak.
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March 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
CDC Recommends Eating A Nice Crisp Shiny Apple Instead Of Having Unprotected Sex theonion.com/cdc-rec...
July 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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CDC Successfully Eradicates Children https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/
September 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
CDC Successfully Eradicates Children https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/
CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
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May 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the American Dental Association (ADA) endorse water fluoridation.
The CDC has recognized water fluoridation as one of the ten great public health achievements of the 20th century.
The CDC has recognized water fluoridation as one of the ten great public health achievements of the 20th century.
December 22, 2024 at 3:17 PM
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the American Dental Association (ADA) endorse water fluoridation.
The CDC has recognized water fluoridation as one of the ten great public health achievements of the 20th century.
The CDC has recognized water fluoridation as one of the ten great public health achievements of the 20th century.
CDC Publishes Female Body Hair Guidelines https://theonion.com/cdc-publishes-female-body-hair-guidelines/
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
CDC Publishes Female Body Hair Guidelines https://theonion.com/cdc-publishes-female-body-hair-guidelines/
CDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country
CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Country
MAHA.
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July 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
CDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country
The WH wanted to cut the CDC by over 50%. Today we passed a bipartisan bill through committee REJECTING the President’s attempt to destroy the CDC.
I’ll never stop fighting for the CDC, its amazing people, and its vital public health mission.
I’ll never stop fighting for the CDC, its amazing people, and its vital public health mission.
July 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The WH wanted to cut the CDC by over 50%. Today we passed a bipartisan bill through committee REJECTING the President’s attempt to destroy the CDC.
I’ll never stop fighting for the CDC, its amazing people, and its vital public health mission.
I’ll never stop fighting for the CDC, its amazing people, and its vital public health mission.
Breaking news: Contradicting HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the CDC continues to recommend the coronavirus vaccines for healthy children, according to new documentation posted to the agency's website.
Contradicting RFK Jr., CDC keeps recommending covid vaccine for kids
While RFK Jr. said coronavirus vaccines would be removed from the CDC schedule for healthy children, it’s still recommended in consultation with doctors.
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May 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Breaking news: Contradicting HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the CDC continues to recommend the coronavirus vaccines for healthy children, according to new documentation posted to the agency's website.
former CDC official Dr. Houry: "I first learned that the secretary had changed our CDC covid vaccine guidance on an X social media post. CDC scientists have still not seen the scientific data or justification for this change. That is not gold standard science."
September 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
former CDC official Dr. Houry: "I first learned that the secretary had changed our CDC covid vaccine guidance on an X social media post. CDC scientists have still not seen the scientific data or justification for this change. That is not gold standard science."
CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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January 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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April 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
All 27 scientists at this CDC lab were told their duties were "unnecessary," and now viral outbreak investigations have been halted.
In the middle of a hepatitis outbreak, U.S. shutters the one CDC lab that could help
All 27 scientists at this CDC lab were told their duties were "unnecessary," and now viral outbreak investigations have been halted
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April 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
All 27 scientists at this CDC lab were told their duties were "unnecessary," and now viral outbreak investigations have been halted.
Wait. The CDC closed its FOIA office?!?
How sad is this? The CDC closed its FOIA office, so this story could only be published because a Danish journalist provided Rolling Stone with the documents, after obtaining them through a freedom of information request to the University of Southern Denmark
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HHS Gave a $1.6 Million Grant to a Controversial Vaccine Study. These Emails Show How That Happened
Two Danish researchers faced accusations of “questionable research practices” as RFK Jr.’s top appointees made their study a “funding priority.”
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January 18, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Wait. The CDC closed its FOIA office?!?
List of CDC information that appears to have been taken down so far:
1. CDC Atlas
2. CDC Youth Risk Behavior Surveillance System
3. HRSA Target
4. Language removed for LGBT work
5. CDC Social Vulnerability Index
1. CDC Atlas
2. CDC Youth Risk Behavior Surveillance System
3. HRSA Target
4. Language removed for LGBT work
5. CDC Social Vulnerability Index
January 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
List of CDC information that appears to have been taken down so far:
1. CDC Atlas
2. CDC Youth Risk Behavior Surveillance System
3. HRSA Target
4. Language removed for LGBT work
5. CDC Social Vulnerability Index
1. CDC Atlas
2. CDC Youth Risk Behavior Surveillance System
3. HRSA Target
4. Language removed for LGBT work
5. CDC Social Vulnerability Index
CDC unable to respond to lead crisis due to funding cuts.
April 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
CDC unable to respond to lead crisis due to funding cuts.
July 17, 2026 at 7:12 PM
RFK Jr's CDC reportedly scaled back foodborne disease tracking last year, removing cyclospora from mandatory reporting.
The CDC also lost roughly 3,000 employees since 2025.
Now a cyclosporiasis outbreak has killed 2 and sickened thousands across 45 states.
"Make America Healthy Again."
The CDC also lost roughly 3,000 employees since 2025.
Now a cyclosporiasis outbreak has killed 2 and sickened thousands across 45 states.
"Make America Healthy Again."
August 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
RFK Jr's CDC reportedly scaled back foodborne disease tracking last year, removing cyclospora from mandatory reporting.
The CDC also lost roughly 3,000 employees since 2025.
Now a cyclosporiasis outbreak has killed 2 and sickened thousands across 45 states.
"Make America Healthy Again."
The CDC also lost roughly 3,000 employees since 2025.
Now a cyclosporiasis outbreak has killed 2 and sickened thousands across 45 states.
"Make America Healthy Again."
Massive walkout underway at CDC.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
August 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Massive walkout underway at CDC.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
Welp, there it is. The CDC is now officially manipulating data and their count of measles deaths in 2026 now stands at ZERO.
My understanding of reportable diseases is that the CDC would usually use a state health department’s determination as the final say.
The new CDC Director is failing us.
My understanding of reportable diseases is that the CDC would usually use a state health department’s determination as the final say.
The new CDC Director is failing us.
The CDC left two measles-associated Pa. deaths out of its latest count after RFK Jr. sparred with Gov. Shapiro
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has accused Pennsylvania of not cooperating with the CDC in its handling of a measles outbreak.
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August 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Welp, there it is. The CDC is now officially manipulating data and their count of measles deaths in 2026 now stands at ZERO.
My understanding of reportable diseases is that the CDC would usually use a state health department’s determination as the final say.
The new CDC Director is failing us.
My understanding of reportable diseases is that the CDC would usually use a state health department’s determination as the final say.
The new CDC Director is failing us.
The media needs to stop writing headlines like “The CDC changes course on vaccines and autism” and “The CDC defends measles response”.
NONE of this is coming from legitimate scientists at the CDC.
ALL of it is coming from RFK Jr.
Every such headline is causing further harm to public health.
NONE of this is coming from legitimate scientists at the CDC.
ALL of it is coming from RFK Jr.
Every such headline is causing further harm to public health.
December 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The media needs to stop writing headlines like “The CDC changes course on vaccines and autism” and “The CDC defends measles response”.
NONE of this is coming from legitimate scientists at the CDC.
ALL of it is coming from RFK Jr.
Every such headline is causing further harm to public health.
NONE of this is coming from legitimate scientists at the CDC.
ALL of it is coming from RFK Jr.
Every such headline is causing further harm to public health.