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bulletproofinblack.bsky.social
what's cooking here
tweet by @ChipotleTweets wish we could turn back time
May 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
razzball.bsky.social
lol
Tanner Bibee @IssaBibe • 4h 5... Stop talking about @ChipotleTweets like that! Sick before i could even think about a bowl!
March 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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New at @ChipotleTweets

Starting March 7th.
March 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
spavel.bsky.social
This is the perfect tangible metaphor for AI.
. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it's twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off. CHIPOTLE Mike Herbert @ son if you want a big one you gotta look the burrito man in the eye. Not order some WiFi burrito.
March 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
mooglemain.bsky.social
Homo Estás? Very well, thank you. #LoveWins
Chipotle @ChipotleTweets Homo Estas? Very well, thank you. #LoveWins ¿HOMO ESTÁS? over a rainbow wrapped burrito 2:41 PM • 2015-06-26 • Twitter Web Client
June 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
kthorjensen.bsky.social
Tweet from Josh Denny @JoshDenny I’ll be 43 in a week. I’ve been mostly single for the past 18 months, and I’m just now realizing that my intelligence has ALWAYS been THE biggest issue in my relationships. Not getting old, or fat; Not having professional failures. Look at dating site blurbs. No woman EVER lists high IQ or intelligence in their “wants” section. Women actually DESPISE men of high intelligence. It is their single greatest insecurity. Tweet from Josh Denny @joshdenny Just emailed @chipotletweets. Thanks for ruining our day. Burrito bowl in the bag sideways=ruined $400 jeans.
August 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
coffmanesq.bsky.social
just make sure you look the burrito man in the eye
screenshot of someone posting a picture of two chipotle burritos, one noticeably larger than the other original poster writes: @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it's twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off. guy named Herbert replies: son if you want a big one you gotta look the burrito man in the eye. Not order some WiFi burrito.
May 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Help fill up the Burrito Meter on the Evo Twitch channel by using emotes in chat to unlock additional @ChipotleTweets giveaways all weekend long! #Evo2025
August 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
notnhl.bsky.social
Brady Bowl or Matthew Bowl? 👀🔥 /NHLPA

Presented by /ChipotleTweets
June 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
notnhl.bsky.social
Grab some lunch at @ChipotleTweets and hit some golf balls with Macklin Celebrini — sounds like a good afternoon. ⛳️
April 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
notnhl.bsky.social
Nothing like a little Chipper with Chase Reid! 🌯

Sit down with this top prospect over some /ChipotleTweets.
June 20, 2026 at 2:19 PM
notnhl.bsky.social
Ping pong, jigsaw puzzles, and @ChipotleTweets with Wyatt Johnston. 🏓
April 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
notnhl.bsky.social
Chipotle #StanleyCup Playoffs BOGO is back — rep your team in-store for a special treat on Mon, 4/21. 🏒🌯

Presented by @ChipotleTweets
April 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
notnhl.bsky.social
Fueling every rep with Matthew Schaefer! 🔥

Powered by /ChipotleTweets
March 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
colourmode.bsky.social
Brian rice
tweet by @thetoyman1 Lunch: @ChipotleTweets Henderson Nevada. Chipotle Al Pastor Chicken bowl with Brian rice salsa sour cream guacamole and cheese! Iced tea!😃😃 [image is a kind of wet unappetizing close up of a piled-high burrito bowl, fork stuck into it. Enormous iced tea in background]
September 4, 2024 at 3:11 AM
jumaralohexcore.bsky.social
2XKO

thresh says he wants chips. @chipotletweets x 2XKO is live now. use code TAGTEAM when you order chipotle online and unlock new avatar items

40,000 codes avail. U.S. only, 13+ Terms: chipotle.com/2XKO
June 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
notnhl.bsky.social
As a goalie or defenseman, /ChipotleTweets has always been Keaton's go-to! 🌯
June 21, 2026 at 3:01 PM
nevertrump.bsky.social
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My small 5K VETTED followers
Example of 1/2 dressed female bots I have to BLOCK
I have so many more than this
November 25, 2024 at 2:43 PM
notnhl.bsky.social
@ChipotleTweets Catch the full video on YouTube ➡️ http://spr.ly/6013FLZlS
Chipotle Unwrapped with Macklin Celebrini
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April 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
mirror.osrs.rubyharvest.net
Deadman All Stars S3 Finale is LIVE🔥

@Chipotletweets is dropping 1,000 Honey Chicken BOGO codes after every match - blink and they’re gone.

See a code on screen? Text it to 888-222 for your chance to win a free Chipotle Honey Chicken BOGO. (1/2)
Image from Twitter
June 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
jumaralohexcore.bsky.social
2XKO

part 2 of the @ChipotleTweets real ones event is live now with real food rewards back up for grabs (US only, while supplies last)
July 21, 2026 at 7:09 PM
notnhl.bsky.social
Real Takes with top picks from the 2025 #NHLDraft! 🔥

Head to our YouTube channel to watch NHL Backstage with /KatePettersen_, Will Smith, and Zeev Buium!

Presented by /ChipotleTweets
July 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
jumaralohexcore.bsky.social
2XKO

reminder: @ChipotleTweets x 2XKO is live now. use code TAGTEAM when you order chipotle online and unlock new avatar items

40,000 codes avail. U.S. only, 13+ Terms: riot.com/4w9IuMG
July 16, 2026 at 10:12 PM
chocolatierll.bsky.social
The April #TournamentOfJunque FunTime Show is here! America’s favorite #JunkFood & #FastFood resource…who’s hangry?!

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April 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM