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Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys The best part of this new healthcare plan is that here at arbys, we were all ready to die anyway. Eat arbys 10:33 PM • Mar 7, 2017 7.9K
September 30, 2026 at 3:51 PM
kiderjones.bsky.social
First post! Now I'm looking for @nihilist_arbys
November 12, 2024 at 6:32 PM
If you're not already a follower of Nihilist Arby's, well, just eat some ground glass and chase it with Arby's Smoked Bourbon because the world is overheating and we're all going to be smoked soon. Enjoy Arby's.

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September 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
stevemking.bsky.social
Hard to top this one. I still cackle at it.
Roses are red Violets are blue Nobody gives A shit about you Come down to arbys Shoot some black tar Cry for yr dead dreams die in your car @nihilist_arbys
April 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
intelectconfig.wtf
going to that special place on my way home
Nihilist Arby's ! @nihilist_arbys • Follow Awaken Arise Defecate Labor Consume the flesh, alcohol & pills Ignore the pain Feel your dreams die Slumber Repeat Await death Enjoy Arbys 2:49 PM • Sep 5, 2016 6.3K • Reply • Copy link Read 59 replies
June 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
banjofiend.bsky.social
Arby’s is a nice touch now
Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys You're older than you've ever been, younger than you'll ever be again, and you're also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance Eat Arby's
April 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
lucresnooker.bsky.social
just an allusion to the corpus of x.com/nihilist_arbys
February 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
hammurabian.bsky.social
Needs more dystopia
Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys on xitter Hey, you know what else produces the same shitty, doomed, meat based joke over and over? human vaginas. Arbys: it's curtains for all of us. 11:49 AM · Jun 7, 2015
August 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
davidaugust.bsky.social
Just realized that all of Nihilist Arby’s posts sound kinda right in Werner Herzog’s voice:

xcancel.com/nihilist_arbys

#film #Arbys #WernerHerzog
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July 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
bakerjohnj.bsky.social
"As we lay dying, in that final moment of lucidity before the eternal blackness, the futility of everything we pretend is important is illuminated and exposed as mere distraction. The buzzing of flies." - MLK probably Tweet by Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys 3:00PM Jan 16, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 410 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 2675 Likes
January 13, 2024 at 12:13 PM
mateohh.bsky.social
nihilist_arbys was ahead of its time
January 17, 2026 at 1:05 AM
mateohh.bsky.social
last post from this past June after over a year of nothing
@nihilist_arbys • 6/23/25 Beneath the blood red sky, as the nuclear ash piles on the scorched ground like snow drifts, as the weak tortured screams echo off bodies piled in our periphery remember here at the end of all things no one cares how many sweet 1/4 Ib briskets you chug in 1 sitting Enjoy Arbys
August 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
dirgerequim.bsky.social
i miss nihilist_arbys
January 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
dieseldog97.bsky.social
Also, Bluesky really needs Nihilist Arby’s to get over here.
Tweet from @nihilist_arbys Its Christmas so come on down to arbys, shoot up in our bathrooms & pass out on our floors OR shoot up in the booths and sleep in the bathrooms. Or whatever. We really don’t give a shit. Just try not to piss on Dennis. he’s being a cranky bitch today cuz his kid died Enjoy arbys
December 4, 2024 at 1:47 AM
bengretch.bsky.social
It's a joke. Old twitter account: x.com/nihilist_arbys
February 28, 2026 at 2:12 PM
jennsutcliffe.bsky.social
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Tweet from Nihilist Arby’s (user name @nihilist_arbys) that reads “Life hack: die”
September 23, 2023 at 1:03 AM
axematty.com
still feels weeird that i'm goign to see dr beexo (aka nihilist_arbys on twitter) at the 27 club tonight.

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Arby's made peace with a viral Twitter account that mocked it relentlessly — and now business is booming
The Arby's marketing team decided to befriend the punk rocker and adman Brendan Kelly, who created the twisted and very popular parody account Nihilist Arby's.
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August 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
judekilgour.bsky.social
It’s no coincidence that Arby’s & nihilist_arbys have always gone neck and neck for the best twitter accounts of all time…
January 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
chocolatierll.bsky.social
The April #TournamentOfJunque FunTime Show is here! America’s favorite #JunkFood & #FastFood resource…who’s hangry?!

#Wendys #Arbys #nihilist_arbys #BurgerKing #McDonalds #tacobell #Popeyes #ChipotleTweets #ChickfilA #kfc #WhiteCastle #dominos #Whopper

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April 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
chocolatierll.bsky.social
The Dec #TournamentOfJunque FunTime Show is here: holiday #JunkFood & #FastFood, and an #Oreo Special Report! Let’s all be merry!

#Fritolay #ChesterCheetah #Doritos #SNICKERS #Starburst #Skittles #reeses #tacobell #Arbys #nihilist_arbys #TheWienerCircle

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December 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
aubrey.northsky.social
Why is this still relevant?
A twitter post (from when it was still twitter): "Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys Whether you die at the hands of violent paramilitary cops, in the wildfires, of Covid or just from a little good old fashioned night of too much gin and speed, remember: nobody cares and very soon no one will remember you were ever even alive. Eat Arby’s 5:03 PM · Sep 12, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone"
September 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
kmagnacca.bsky.social
tweet from @nihilist_arbys: Make no mistake, no one cares about you and when you’re down in a ditch covered in six varietals of diseased piss and need friends the most, that’s when they’ll prove your ultimate truth: the world is dark and you are alone and you’ll die as you lived: alone and scared Eat arbys
June 8, 2024 at 1:15 AM
joeaudino.bsky.social
Nope. IIRC there was one around Oracle and Wetmore, but that's gone. Last few I think are the east side one over by Park Place and the 2 on almost the same longitude (Tucson Marketpace on the south side + 1st & Wetmore north). Anyway now I want curly fries, and why isn't @nihilist_arbys on BSky yet?
April 23, 2024 at 9:31 PM
phinsphan.bsky.social
I'll check out out. Sadly I'd recommended the Nihilist Arby's account but don't think it came over. Here's a banger I think you'll enjoy
@NIHILIST_ARBYS Here’s a fun joke for the fourth: Q: What do the American dream and god have in common? A: both are bullshit fairy tales that are fed to the poor and stupid to take their minds’ off the fact that no one loves them or wants them to do anything but work & die quietly Eat Arby’s
September 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
clayranck.bsky.social
the nihilist arby’s account was right all along
Twitter post: Nihilist Arby's ‹ @nihilist_arbys When you consider that nothing matters, checking nutrition facts, being vegan, voting, loving your spouse, getting out of bed each day, it's all pretty meaningless. Soon the sun will eat the earth and nothing you've ever heard of will even exist at all. Eat Arby's 4:44 PM • Sep 3, 2018
November 25, 2024 at 8:09 AM