Every church should be doing this, and if your church isn’t, you’re at the wrong church.
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Every church should be doing this, and if your church isn’t, you’re at the wrong church.
September 9, 2024 at 4:40 PM
TAX. THE. CHURCH.
January 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
TAX. THE. CHURCH.
My son’s school is not your church.
November 15, 2024 at 2:06 PM
My son’s school is not your church.
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CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!
ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.
ME: But eggs are chickens, right?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.
ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!
ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.
ME: But eggs are chickens, right?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.
ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
September 2, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!
ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.
ME: But eggs are chickens, right?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.
ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!
ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.
ME: But eggs are chickens, right?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.
ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
PEDRADA! Há 11 anos, Hozier lançava a memorável “Take Me to Church”.
September 14, 2024 at 12:26 AM
PEDRADA! Há 11 anos, Hozier lançava a memorável “Take Me to Church”.
church bells ringing! letfreedomring.live
April 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
church bells ringing! letfreedomring.live
This is good trouble.
GOD BLESS THIS CHURCH!
GOD BLESS THIS CHURCH!
Bless This Church For Defying Greg Abbott
Dear Humans,
www.thegodpodcast.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is good trouble.
GOD BLESS THIS CHURCH!
GOD BLESS THIS CHURCH!
St Benedict's Church, Glastonbury at sunrise.
August 11, 2026 at 8:39 AM
St Benedict's Church, Glastonbury at sunrise.
Last building standing in a former coal town in southern WV. At dusk bats emerged from the gable vent and flew off.
October 27, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Last building standing in a former coal town in southern WV. At dusk bats emerged from the gable vent and flew off.
Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
This is Ruby the Church Beagle. She attends the church I pastor. She's over the Indiana weather.
December 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This is Ruby the Church Beagle. She attends the church I pastor. She's over the Indiana weather.
Found a(nother) church
September 13, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Found a(nother) church
The world is on Zelensky’s side.
Zelensky applauded by world leaders upon entering church.
Zelensky applauded by world leaders upon entering church.
April 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The world is on Zelensky’s side.
Zelensky applauded by world leaders upon entering church.
Zelensky applauded by world leaders upon entering church.
If the leader of your church is wealthy, you do not go to a Christian church. You go to a capitalist church that performs Christinan drag.
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If the leader of your church is wealthy, you do not go to a Christian church. You go to a capitalist church that performs Christinan drag.
Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug
September 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug
A community is devastated after ICE raids an LA church and arrests a congregant during a church event.
“This was a violation of our Sacred Right to Worship and Serve our Lord Jesus Christ Freely and Safely.” ~ Church officials, in a press release
“This was a violation of our Sacred Right to Worship and Serve our Lord Jesus Christ Freely and Safely.” ~ Church officials, in a press release
February 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
A community is devastated after ICE raids an LA church and arrests a congregant during a church event.
“This was a violation of our Sacred Right to Worship and Serve our Lord Jesus Christ Freely and Safely.” ~ Church officials, in a press release
“This was a violation of our Sacred Right to Worship and Serve our Lord Jesus Christ Freely and Safely.” ~ Church officials, in a press release
Clackamas United Church of Christ in Oregon
February 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Clackamas United Church of Christ in Oregon
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Church Organ https://theonion.com/church-organ/
August 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Church Organ https://theonion.com/church-organ/
Maybe it’s because your church looks like an AMC showing Sonic 3
December 26, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Maybe it’s because your church looks like an AMC showing Sonic 3
MICHIGAN: “Multiple people shot at a Mormon church 50 miles north of Detroit… church on fire…” apnews.com/article/morm...
September 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
MICHIGAN: “Multiple people shot at a Mormon church 50 miles north of Detroit… church on fire…” apnews.com/article/morm...